No Father, No Cry.

[00:00:00] Speaker A: It feels like I'm looking at a porn site every time I click on an X link. Dude, I'm pornhub has a more friendly interface than fucking X. Dude, I can't wait. [00:00:07] Speaker B: Where the fuck is exhibit out here? Not suing x. [00:00:10] Speaker A: He's supposed to be giving it to you. [00:00:12] Speaker B: Yeah, he's supposed to give it to you. Oh, my God. X go give it to you. What up, everybody? My name is Obi. Welcome to Papa Don't Preach. I'm here with Bennett Miller. What's up, Bennett? [00:00:42] Speaker A: Hey, I'm here. [00:00:43] Speaker B: Yeah, you're here like always, man. How's your week been so far? [00:00:50] Speaker A: I think I'm feeling your you know, it was a rough evening with the old toddlers. Toddlers are tough. Yeah, toddlers are tough. I know we were talking about it's the start of spooky season, so we did our first spooky activity this weekend. We went to the bony island at the Nashville Museum. [00:01:12] Speaker B: Oh, nice. [00:01:12] Speaker A: It's cute. Lots of bones display a lot of bone puns. I heard. Look, a skeleton a thousand times. It was cool. They loved it was at night. There's like a water show and it's very punny. [00:01:25] Speaker B: Sounds like my fucking cup of tea. Yeah. [00:01:27] Speaker A: No one over like six will enjoy it. There was a couple conspicuous adults there. It's like, you can't love Halloween this much. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Did they have like, special cookies? [00:01:38] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like the whole thing, but the displays, it wasn't like, if. [00:01:42] Speaker B: I didn't I'd have a bone to pick. [00:01:44] Speaker A: There's plenty to choose from. But it was really cute. They had a fun time, but that wasn't tonight. Tonight was a dinner battle, and Nat and I both put our feet down. It's like afterwards, like, why are we arguing with a three year old about dinner he doesn't want to eat? How hard is it? It's like something we made a bunch of times. Miro's scarfing it down and we're not trying to compare, like, oh, look how good Miro's doing, like that kind of shit. It's okay, just have a couple pastas. And he ate one piece and it was like it was just poison. [00:02:16] Speaker B: Literally. [00:02:17] Speaker A: He treated it like he ran. He was going to run to the. [00:02:19] Speaker B: Garbage and spit it out. [00:02:20] Speaker A: This is a meal we have almost every other week. It's not his first time trying it. First off, it's good. I don't make bad food. [00:02:30] Speaker B: I'm a great fucking cook. And you're a great fucking cook. These fucking kids. I'm telling my kid to eat and he's doing a thing where it's hard for him to put it in his mouth. My mouth is just running away from the food, and I'm just looking at him. I'm like, man, there's so many kids that would kill to have my food. It's like, ungrateful. [00:02:51] Speaker A: I just try to give him a live cockroach and not like delicious pasta and cream sauce. [00:02:55] Speaker B: I think I'm just going to start with the sludge. I'm just going to make sludge and be like, it's either this or this. That's all you get sometimes. I know. Controversial statement coming in. We're going to need a button for that soon. But happy burp. Sometimes I understood why my mom slapped the shit out of me. [00:03:18] Speaker A: I get why we all have big emotions. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Yeah. I get why sometimes I yearn for the 50s. Not for the racial injustice, but just like, I'm going to smack my kid. Nobody's going to know about it. And when he says something, they'll be like, what'd you do? [00:03:37] Speaker A: Well, he ended up in a timeout because he was like, smacking that. Because he doesn't know what to do with himself when he gets corrected or frustrated. So he'll throw something over or he'll cause more ruckus. And tonight he was, know, trying to hit Nat. And we were no, like, we're done. Like, you're doing a timeout like, you don't hit know I don't hit you. You don't hit me. That's the know, you guys hit each other. We don't like that. We're trying to work that. It was it was not a fun you know, nat and I were not happy with the situation. [00:04:10] Speaker B: Trust me, man. I had a parent teachers conference today. And I get it. It went as well as you would expect it to go. Without saying too much, I've noticed something in Ozo's upbringing where it was all of us. It was Ozo's mom. It was Shannon, it was me, the counselor, the teacher, and Ozo in a room. [00:04:35] Speaker A: That's a lot that was a lot. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Of and, you know, it fucking broke my heart. Because the first thing, she's like, hey, Ozo, you know, how was your day today? And he knew he got in trouble. And so he's standing in this room and he came in here and lit up because he's like, yo, all my people are here. [00:04:51] Speaker A: What the hell? [00:04:53] Speaker B: And then the first thing that hits him is like, hey, how was your day today? And did you have a good day? Or was it a rough day? And you saw him just kind of fall to pieces. He was so embarrassed and so sad. And I was like, God damn, this sucks. And I've been in that position. I was like, ah, fuck. But then he started acting the fucking fool in that room. He was like, looking for I'm like, oh, so pay attention. He's like, okay. And then if he gets sad and. [00:05:19] Speaker A: He like, go to his mom. [00:05:20] Speaker B: And his mom's like, come here. And I'm like, that's the problem. That's the problem. I was like, kind of sitting there, and Shannon's looking like she's rubbing her temple, looking down the ground. The counselor's looking at me with big eyes, like, looking at me, looking at mom, looking at me. And I'm like, I'm not going to look at you anymore. And the teacher's kind of so I'm like, we're all not going to say something right now. I can't be the one to say something. Yo, I can't be the one to say something. I'm the bad guy here. But, yeah, we're just trying to learn. He's throwing books. We're trying to teach him how to express himself. And the kid is so he's been in daycare and operational school for two years, so when things aren't moving for him, he gets super bored. The school is literally not challenging him enough. He's the first to finish his math problems. He's the first to finish coloring. And he's just sitting there. What the fuck is he supposed to do? What are you supposed to tell this kid? Like, hey, listen, man, you're really smart in these fucking dummies. Just be quiet and play it apart for a while. [00:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, my dude's the same way. He's physically expressive when he's happy, he's expressive. When he's sad, he's expressive. And it's like everything. He told me you hate me tonight. Oh, shit. First off, where the fuck did you get that? Because I don't try to use that word at all. I try not to say stupid, trying to say hate, like the things that I don't want him to say. But obviously you say that shit. [00:06:46] Speaker B: You're way better than me. I think I called my kid a dummy before I came out here. Go to bed, dummy. [00:06:51] Speaker A: Well, I call them monsters and stuff like that. [00:06:54] Speaker B: That's fine. I should try that. Monster shouldn't be like, you stupid little motherfucker. Get up to your room, fucking smack the shit out of you. So that's a no? [00:07:01] Speaker A: I did all right. This is one of those deep admittance. [00:07:05] Speaker B: Oh, here we go. [00:07:07] Speaker A: When Nat was out of town, it was like he was waking me up every night. Literally, I'd gone two weeks with not a full night's sleep. It was fucking rough. And one night I was, like, telling him, you stop crying. You stop whining. And I was like, Fuck. Just out loud like that. And I was like, what sound was that? Don't worry about it. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. [00:07:33] Speaker B: Ozo was like, oh, that's a bad word. And that's the thing, is I am trying to teach Ozo, like, words we say in the house, words we say to each other and words we never you know, I say shit, but I don't say, oh, Ozo, you can't say that. You hate this. And he's okay. Like I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm like, cool. That's the way you speak. That's the way you talk. And, like, you were saying I don't know where they get some of the words. Today he got in trouble. And Shannon's like, did you call Ozo annoying? And I was like, no. [00:08:06] Speaker A: What? [00:08:07] Speaker B: Okay. I thought he was trying to hide something, but he just sat down next to me. He said, I'm annoying. And she's like, Where'd you hear that from? She's like, it's just me. Does somebody call you annoying? He's like, no, I am like, what the fuck? I thought self deprecation comes in the teen years. [00:08:29] Speaker A: Now. We're getting the deep waters here. I recently got diagnosed with ADHD. I'm not like the poster boy of, like, look at me bouncing off the walls. Obviously, I can, but pretty much, chill, dude. [00:08:41] Speaker B: You having ADHD is like, laughable. I guess it's because it's my mis. [00:08:46] Speaker A: And it's because I've got coping mechanisms for 40 years of making this thing work for me. But one of the things it's like hyper, trying to think of the actual phrase, but little judgments and little comments and stuff are so gigantic to me. I remember as a kid, whenever teacher would correct me, he would ruin my fucking day. [00:09:10] Speaker B: Shit. [00:09:11] Speaker A: And that carried over to relationships and how Nat treats me. That treats me. But if Nat was in a bad mood, I'd let that affect me because obviously she hates, like, that kind of like, I would take it to the nth degree. And I think I see that in miles now. And I think I'm pretty sure Ozo probably has a little bit of that too. And it's like we're really trying to work that on Miles too, because I don't want him to shut down. I don't want to think that we hate him because I don't want him to spit food out on I love you, dude. I'm just really frustrated with this, trying to explain it to him. [00:09:43] Speaker B: You know what sucks is that these things do exist. And these things that we learn to cope with and deal with, they're like we get diagnosed with these different anxiety and ADHD like depression. When we get diagnosed with these things that aren't I'm not saying fake, they're very real, but we never address the things that cause it. And the anxiety that I suffered from was watching my mother cry when she came home from two jobs and the lights got shut off. She just took L after L. She left one job, went to another job, was doing everything she could, got her fucking master's degree, went to you, did everything everyone said that they were supposed to do. And it wasn't working out for her. And I saw her crumble at one point, and right then and there, I stopped being a seven year old. Then I was obie. I wasn't the kid obi. I was obie. I was a seven year old. My brother, he became a man that day. And those things that happen to us kind of determine who we are and not being able to being scared of where you're going to live or where you're going to eat and who's going to have you eat. Like, you have dealt with trauma, your kids have come from trauma, and it's like, what the fuck? Where does it fucking end? [00:11:03] Speaker A: I've been doing a lot of therapy lately. You said that when you add up the hours, it's been a lot. [00:11:11] Speaker B: Damn. [00:11:11] Speaker A: Just because I've been trying to get to the bottom of why I do the things I do and why I think the way I think. And it all goes back to those things. And it all ultimately has to through the more recently in therapy, like, pointing at the things. It's like, okay, that makes sense. Why? Because my dad was this way, my mom was this way, and because of these traumas in my life, it's like trying to the other way I described it early in therapy is it's like, I'm digging up bones of the dinosaur, but I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at yet. And now I'm starting to put it together and it's like, oh, okay, that does make sense. And trying to take a step back from my emotions and look at it objectively and not in the middle of it. All those things are being helpful. I'm not fucking a Zen master or anything, but it's helping me work through the day, and it's definitely affecting the way I see Miles and know how I would like to be different than the way my parents parented in certain you know, my parents did the best they could. My grandparents were not a cryptobee parents at all on both sides, and they did what they thought was the best they did, and they did a real fucking bad job. But taking what my parents did and trying to they were doing their best thing with the luggage, all the shit they were given, and I'm trying to give my kids different shit. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:29] Speaker A: I mean. [00:12:32] Speaker B: From the outside looking in, you're doing a great job so far. All right? And I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm just trying to let you know what I see. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Well, thank you. [00:12:39] Speaker B: And we all have learned our learned behaviors, our lived behavior, whatever. We know at some point what I always think about, and I talked to my therapist about this ever since I quit. I quit therapy because I'm a quitter. It's what I do. I learned that in therapy as well. One of the things that I realized is at some point when groups were formed as children, when we were growing up, we started having more integrated social groups like this. Because when you moved out here, you learned a lot about yourself from when you were in New Orleans. And when I grew up here, I was in this bubble in Ladera Heights. And then when I moved to the Valley, my shit was broad, and I was like, oh, shit, there's other motherfuckers out here. Yeah. And one of the craziest things that we learn that to me today still blows my mind is being able to say, like, hey, this is not okay. Our grandparents told our parents one thing, and our parents were like, this is gospel. Our parents told us something, and we're like, this is wait a minute. That doesn't seem right. Yeah, my parents have been catholic since the dawn of time. Like, the catholic religion has been in my family forever. There was a whole different first of all, fuck all these fucking christians talking about a big like, christianity was way before come on, come on. We had christianity before the whites. It wasn't called christianity back then, all right? [00:14:12] Speaker A: It wasn't until charlemagne took it up, not talking about the god. [00:14:19] Speaker B: Well done. All right, but yeah, I digress, I digress. Yeah, but yeah, there's like, being able like, our generation and generation x, they were able to look at something and say, hey, that's not right. And it's because there was a television boom, there was an internet boom. Cultures were starting to mix more frequently, and being able to make a decision on your own just became more of the norm. And that's why everybody listens to music that their parents thinks is like, you old, don't listen to that. But it got to a point where, like, expression and the culture that were coming into the house, the kids got to decide if that was bad or good. Parents did not get to decide if that was, this is garbage. They wouldn't put you down like that anymore. And I don't remember the term that she used, but it was very enlightening to find out that this is something that's generational and our kids are going to experience. A different type of how do you explain it? Like phenomenon. That's a social phenomenon that's going to happen. [00:15:28] Speaker A: Well, it's like, it's grandpa Simpson. That quote, it's like, I used to know it was hip, and then when it was hip, change. And now it's scary. To paraphrase abraham, since abe sins, a great fucking character. [00:15:43] Speaker B: I love that fucking scene when he fucking is walking into the brothel, sees bart, turns right around, puts his hat back on, doesn't say a word, just like, no hello. [00:15:52] Speaker A: Nope, nope. [00:15:53] Speaker B: Goodbye. Yeah, it's a good great it's a great, like, I think because simpsons has been around the gift game for simpsons is there's. I think it's like SpongeBob and simpsons own it. They've just done everything, any possible thing you can do with your hands, your body, or the world, they have done. [00:16:17] Speaker A: No, there's a scene for every emotion, every human experience, every response to every question. You could probably send a simpson GIF. [00:16:25] Speaker B: And be safe, dude, the Ralph rolling down the hill with like, just goodbye. Rolling down the hill like him. [00:16:32] Speaker A: Like, I'm in danger. Yeah, so many things. [00:16:36] Speaker B: I had the GIF of the hot stuff coming through. Homer backing into the all. Like, there it's all gold. Anyway, in today's episode, we have a lot to talk about, but I just wanted to check in with you real quick in this beginning part, because I know that we talk about like this is the reason we started this podcast is because I think personally, when I became a father, I wasn't prepared for how hard it was. I wasn't. And there's a different way we are teaching our boys now than I was raised, and my dad was raised like all of us were told to be. Men, provide, get a job, do what you need to do. And life ain't working out that way. Yeah. And when your whole life worth is based on your ability to provide, and that's not of, it's a gut punch. It's a real, real gut punch. And sometimes things get hard. And I'm glad that I got you. I'm glad I got Blaine. I'm glad I got shannon. Family, friends that will always step in. But sometimes it's a little rough. Today is a day, I can honestly say today I took a lot of L's, and I am over it. I don't know how I'm going to go to sleep tonight. I'm going to take a deep breath and do some stretches, but I have to get up the next morning and try there's. [00:18:05] Speaker A: One of my favorite quotes of all time is from famous alcoholic Winston Churchill, who said, if you find yourself going through hell, keep going. And also, there's a second part to that, is that every single day during World War II, winston Churchill took a nap. So even when you're going through hell, take a little time to take a nap. [00:18:24] Speaker B: Yeah, he did. I like that. I like that. All right. Well, hey, guys, we got a lot to cover on our podcast today. A lot of pop culture news, some updates on family and modoc, our most hated villain, our producer's most hated villain. But you guys, this is Papa Don't Preach. We'll be right back. Stay tuned. And we're back. [00:19:06] Speaker A: I'm back. [00:19:07] Speaker B: Yeah, we're back. We had to take a break. It was getting a little too real up in her. [00:19:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Get more with the funny. [00:19:12] Speaker B: Okay, so speaking of the funny, all right, this is not funny, but we lost a legend in the oh, God damn. Leave it in. All right. Diana Feinstein. [00:19:29] Speaker A: That's definitely how you say it. [00:19:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Frankenstein's monster, like you said. Unfortunately, Diane Feinstein, unfortunately, the poster child. [00:19:42] Speaker A: For term limits has passed away. [00:19:44] Speaker B: And that sucks because it really fucking. [00:19:46] Speaker A: 90 90 years old. [00:19:49] Speaker B: It just overshadows all the good shit that she did. Like, the reason she was, like, a fucking legend and a juggernaut in her position, it gets overshadowed because she's been. [00:19:59] Speaker A: Fucking weakened at Diane's for the last decade, where she's just been, like, just. [00:20:03] Speaker B: Sitting at the house, farting in the bathtubs, laughing her ass off. It's not fucking all her aides has. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Been stringing her along and, like, voting on her half. [00:20:09] Speaker B: It looks like her eyes falling out. [00:20:11] Speaker A: It was rough, man. It was real rough and sad. That's the thing, is, of course it's like we're funny because she's a 90 year old woman who died in service of her country, god damn it. But also really fucking sad because I know that she was not being like, let's go to work today, everybody. Let's sign some bills. Literally, the people around her were, like, putting clothes on her and shoving her in a chair. Yeah. [00:20:32] Speaker B: At that point, everyone's saying how kids don't have the capacity to get tattoos or puberty blockers or votes or drive or drink or do drugs. There's certain decisions that kids can't make. When you start to go in your 90s, it's just fucking muscle memory. She gets up, she's like, okay, I'm awake. It's time to go to work. And somebody needs to be there to be like, yo, you've done an amazing job. Be with your grandkids. [00:21:02] Speaker A: Go enjoy the day. [00:21:04] Speaker B: Go to the park. And I know I've heard a lot of studies about how once people retire, that's when they start dying, because they lose their will to live and they start to wither away. But come on, that woman's got money. [00:21:19] Speaker A: She could have done any. [00:21:21] Speaker B: She's got, like, crazy money. [00:21:23] Speaker A: It just seemed like, ultimately a selfish move. And the thing is, I don't even think it was her making that move. I think it was people around her, which is even shittier. It's like how Stan Lee in his last days was just being pushed around from con to con by his fucking handlers. I know. It's exactly the same thing. It's exactly the same. And the X Men and, like, one of our most distinguished congresspeople yeah. Who know? Kind of fucked up Richard Ramirez case. I think I mentioned that before on the podcast. [00:21:55] Speaker B: Yes, you did. You feel very strongly about it. [00:21:58] Speaker A: It was a real bad fuck up. Probably got directly got more people killed. [00:22:03] Speaker B: Yes. I'm not going to disagree. I just really like when you talk about it. [00:22:06] Speaker A: Yeah. She mentioned the super rare shoes that Richard Amiros is wearing in a press conference the police did not want her to mention because it was the one single lead they had. And then he went and killed some more people. [00:22:17] Speaker B: Yeah, we'll talk about that later. But yeah, I mean, rest in power. 90 years on this planet, I can't take away anything from her. It really sucks when your legacy gets tarnished at the end like this. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Like fucking Seinfeld, man. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Yeah, it sucks. Thoughts and prayers for the family. It's not like that's another thing, too. [00:22:45] Speaker A: It's a 90 year old person. She wasn't 80. She wasn't 70. She wasn't 65. She was 90. [00:22:56] Speaker B: It's still sad. [00:22:57] Speaker A: It's because you lost somebody, of course. [00:22:59] Speaker B: But she lived a full fucking life. Yeah. [00:23:02] Speaker A: And then some. [00:23:03] Speaker B: And then some. [00:23:05] Speaker A: Then she went for fucking extra innings and extra innings. [00:23:08] Speaker B: I think she was, like, in her 40s during the Civil Rights Movement. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:14] Speaker B: She was, like, old enough to know what she was seeing was not right. [00:23:19] Speaker A: Old enough to change views on major social issues. [00:23:25] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [00:23:27] Speaker A: I don't want to dig my hole deeper. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Yeah, moving on. You haven't seen that clip. So the government isn't going to shut down. [00:23:35] Speaker A: First of all, I did see that. I really only get the news from this show at this point. It seems like you guys bring me topics. I didn't see that on my wrestling news site. [00:23:48] Speaker B: No, I didn't see that on Wwe.org. Did not have anything about Kevin McCarthy. [00:23:53] Speaker A: No scoops on the government shutdown doesn't affect wrestling at. [00:24:04] Speaker B: What was the name of the sergeant? Slaughter. Yeah, he would have been Furloughed. He would have been furloughed. [00:24:10] Speaker A: He would have stolen valor in himself. But it's a whole other topic. [00:24:15] Speaker B: But yes, real quick. McCarthy was on kevin McCarthy was on Face the Nation and he faced the fucking nation, bro. It's funny. Like, you see these guys with a straight face, these gentlemen in their suits that are supposed to have this prestigious job of running the country and just lie and be like, yeah, did you see the House floor? And the correspondent that he was talking to was like, yeah, 90 Republicans voted against you. Like, yo, bro, you've lost control. [00:24:44] Speaker A: What are you, the people that like you don't like you, dude. [00:24:46] Speaker B: He's like, oh, man. [00:24:50] Speaker A: Pissed off. Like the crazy sect of the Republicans, right? Like the Freedom Caucus, your gats and Beetlejuice hand jobbers. What's her name? [00:24:58] Speaker B: The beetlejuice hand jobbers. Yeah. [00:25:02] Speaker A: That'S the extent of my news, dude. [00:25:03] Speaker B: Fucking Lauren Boebert is you know what's crazy is she didn't do anything. Like when I say, like, this isn't a fucking scandal. She was just enjoying her night out at a fucking theater. But she's like, played this character that shits on everybody that I think she. [00:25:23] Speaker A: Was like vaping in theater and being a loud, obnoxious person, those things. [00:25:27] Speaker B: But yeah, that's what I'm saying. If she was vaping and being loud, she got escorted out and she's like, yeah, you know what? I wanted to have a night out. I was inappropriate. I apologize. End. [00:25:37] Speaker A: That's not how that works. [00:25:41] Speaker B: How do I say this? Nice. Her dumb bitch senses were tingling and she decided to lie about it. It's like, bitch, you're on camera. There's like 40 motherfuckers that had to escort you out of there. Everybody saw it. What are you doing? [00:25:57] Speaker A: Night vision footage? [00:25:58] Speaker B: It's fucking crazy. I know we didn't talk about it, but come on. Had she had never been to a play before? [00:26:05] Speaker A: No. [00:26:05] Speaker B: Can't be screaming and shit in a fucking play. Like, what the fuck? [00:26:09] Speaker A: There's a little decorum even at Beetlejuice. [00:26:12] Speaker B: Yeah, come on. [00:26:13] Speaker A: First off, what a fucking garbage show. [00:26:15] Speaker B: To see who the fuck sings along to Beetlejuice. What song was she singing? [00:26:18] Speaker A: How do you know the words? [00:26:19] Speaker B: How do you know the words of Beetlejuice? [00:26:20] Speaker A: If it's not the end, it's not fucking Harry Belfonte, then what is it? What the fuck are you singing to? [00:26:27] Speaker B: Only thing I can think of is actually like the song I'm thinking of is actually from Nightmare Before Christmas. So it's like, I don't know what Beetlejuice song she was singing along mean. [00:26:36] Speaker A: There's a commercial that's playing in town and it just looks like the worst kind of theater kid that's playing Beetlejuice. I worked for a musical theater company college. I built sets, seen a lot of musical theater and that looked irritating as know hang out with musical theater kids. They're great people, but every once in a while there's one of them that's just a little bit like, all right, kid. [00:26:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll tell you. [00:26:58] Speaker A: All right, Beetlejuice. [00:26:59] Speaker B: I'll tell you right now, theater folk, I got so much love for theater kids. But it's like one of those things. It's like being a Michael Jackson fan or Raiders fan. You can't defend it like, you love them, but you can't defend them. [00:27:13] Speaker A: No legs to stand on. [00:27:14] Speaker B: I'm just like I hear what you're saying. I don't have an argument, but just give me a SEC. All right? But yes. Moving on. I don't think you've seen I haven't seen it yet. I'm going to watch it and I'll report back. But there's a Lizzo documentary coming out. [00:27:29] Speaker A: Oh, is it like about all the stuff? Is it like a good one or one of those fire fest documentaries? [00:27:34] Speaker B: It's one of those documentaries. Like it had the low bass tones are like boom, boom. [00:27:39] Speaker A: Oh, no, I think that was Law. [00:27:41] Speaker B: And Order, but whatever. Yeah, it was, but yeah, I mean. [00:27:45] Speaker A: It was do they interview the banana? [00:27:48] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. So you've heard some stories. [00:27:52] Speaker A: You've heard a couple of stories. [00:27:53] Speaker B: You heard some stories. [00:27:55] Speaker A: I thought it was well established that she took that DNA test. It came back and she was 100% that bitch. I thought we all knew this. It's public knowledge. [00:28:06] Speaker B: She's been telling us who she was. [00:28:09] Speaker A: When people tell you who they are, believe them. [00:28:11] Speaker B: Believe them. [00:28:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:12] Speaker B: But honestly, people are coming down hard on Lizzo. And I have an unpopular theory. It's because people wanted to hate her for so long. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Yeah, totally. [00:28:22] Speaker B: I think it's just like they're like, oh, this fat bitch better fuck up soon. And I think that's all it is. Because ever since she came out, people have been like, she is not healthy. And she'd be like, bitch, I am healthy. That's not attractive. Tell me that's attractive. Who cares? [00:28:37] Speaker A: She gets a reality show about how to be big and attractive or whatever it is. [00:28:41] Speaker B: Yeah. And then she does like this everything that she was doing was like talking back to the establishment and breaking this boundary, like this mold that's been built of what a pop star should be and look like. And she's been fighting all this shit. And then it comes out that she's a trash person as well. Yeah. [00:28:59] Speaker A: I mean, people's torches, they're already soaked in kerosene. They just need a reason to light them. That's it. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Exactly. So I'm going to tell you right now. I got my tea. I'm going. To drink it. I'm going to come back, fill a little bit of it. Because I'll tell you right now, this is what I live for. This is the type of shit I live for. I love these documentaries. I can't wait for it to come out. [00:29:21] Speaker A: See, I think your feelings for Lizzo in this documentary are a lot like my feelings for NFL and Taylor Swift. [00:29:27] Speaker B: Right. [00:29:31] Speaker A: Love I love how pissed off people are about all this. [00:29:38] Speaker B: You're going to have to elaborate. You're going to have to elaborate about the Kelsey Swifty situation. [00:29:45] Speaker A: NFL fans fucking hate it. The NFL is like, literally, like they're pushing it. Like she's making plays. [00:29:51] Speaker B: Literally. [00:29:52] Speaker A: I was watching clips earlier. It's like they cut to her for everything. [00:29:55] Speaker B: All right, so let me explain it's Travis Kelsey, right? Yeah. [00:29:58] Speaker A: He plays for the Chiefs. [00:29:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Travis Kelsey is a tight end that plays for the Chiefs, who is currently dating Taylor Swift. And as everyone knows, whoever Taylor Swift is dating is very in and it's very important. Yeah. [00:30:10] Speaker A: They get like a billion more eyes on them. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Yes. And so there was a Chiefs game. [00:30:14] Speaker A: Another set of eyes for every dollar she made on tour. [00:30:17] Speaker B: Yes. [00:30:17] Speaker A: It's a billion set of eyes. [00:30:20] Speaker B: So she was at a Chiefs game. And Bennett really loves how angry this makes football fans. [00:30:27] Speaker A: It does. Because it's so fucking stupid. Because as we established on this show, like, hey, Taylor Swift's not for me. It's not for you. [00:30:35] Speaker B: No. [00:30:36] Speaker A: And it's certainly not for most of the no, no. But I love that literally, it's like, she's know, she's up in the box cheering on her know, he makes a touchdown. They don't cut to the team. They cut to her. And then they cut to commercial. And it's a commercial for fucking documentary about the tour. I love that people are like, oh, she's only doing this because the NFL is only doing this because yeah, obviously. They're only doing this because yes, because what were you saying? Like, his jersey's gone up, like a million know, a thousand percent, and he's, like, nowhere near. He's a fucking tight end. [00:31:08] Speaker B: He's like the best player in the league. [00:31:09] Speaker A: Like, he's a tight end. [00:31:11] Speaker B: He's a great football player. He's a great tight end. [00:31:14] Speaker A: But two Super Bowls? Sure. [00:31:17] Speaker B: I want to tell you right now, the reason that he's on there is the same reason Gronkowski was popular, too. Because when you're good and you have a personality, it's like sky's the limit. That's the one thing with athletes, too. What's the name of that mother? Kwame. What's that guy? He went from the Clippers to the Raptors and then back to the Kawhi Leonard. Kawhi Leonard would be way more popular if he had a personality, but he's kind of a goofy dude, so he tries to keep to himself. But it's funny because he's an amazing athlete. Like, this dude is fucking nuts, but he's not getting more eyes, he's not getting elevated. Not because he's kind of lacking in the league right now. It's because he's kind of a dud. [00:32:02] Speaker A: You got to be able to cut a promo if you want to make it in the game. [00:32:05] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Travis Kelsey hosted SNL last year after winning a Super Bowl. He hosted SNL. Even Shannon, who's never watched, I can assure you, watches one football game a year because she's forced to. And that's the Super Bowl. She watches one football game a year, and she watched it. And she's like, this guy's actually kind of good. And I was like, okay. [00:32:26] Speaker A: And that's the thing, is that constantly we've got NFL stars hosting things and doing commercials, and they're in the pop culture eye. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:33] Speaker A: I just love when the pop culture eye of Sauron is fucking focused in on the NFL and no one can look away. [00:32:41] Speaker B: Dude, people are hating right now. [00:32:43] Speaker A: None of the comments, if you look at any comment section, are like, I like this. What's great to have exposure to the NFL. [00:32:50] Speaker B: No one's like, what is she doing? Like, I've had my NFL nicotine patch on right now. Because right now they did cap dirty. They did cap dirty. And that left a very bad taste in my fucking mouth. And I will tell you right now, I've mentioned on the show before, after I left Fantasy League, I realized I enjoyed my life a lot better during the fall. The amount of stress that it put on me, I just like, okay, I love football. I played football. But I'm ready to walk away from it now because I can't condone what football is these days. And I start seeing all these fucking memes of Taylor Swift. And I was like, what the fuck is happening? I know she's dating, but why is this big news? And then for you guys at home that didn't know, our producer Blaine came in fuming about yeah, he was not happy. And fucking Bennett was sitting there, just know, fucking eating it all up, letting. [00:33:57] Speaker A: The hate flow through. You strike me down, only become more powerful. [00:34:03] Speaker B: Straight up. Fucking Bennett palpatine over here. [00:34:07] Speaker A: I definitely had that NFL realization because being from New Orleans, the Saints were so much and living in New Orleans specifically, you could be like, we had like a little rooftop thing in our. [00:34:16] Speaker B: Old you turned that. I was like, Shut up, Nat. Like, what the fuck? You're from texas. [00:34:20] Speaker A: You don't know shit. [00:34:20] Speaker B: I was like, you're from Texas. How dare you? She's like, who that? I'm like what? [00:34:24] Speaker A: Yeah, that's how it's like going to the games is a whole thing. But like I was saying, we had a little rooftop patio. And during NFL game during game days, you could hear the neighborhood because everyone's watching the fucking game. You know how good the Saints are doing. I'd be cooking on the roof, and I'd hear a cheer like, all right, what happened, because it's the whole culture there. Literally, when I was a kid, they were called there's the time of the Aints and Jim Moore like, playoffs. [00:34:50] Speaker B: Playoffs. [00:34:51] Speaker A: That was my childhood. So seeing them, the Super Bowl and all that, I got involved in super watching the games. I remember I was doing a show. [00:35:01] Speaker B: It was a show in Mexico. [00:35:02] Speaker A: And I was watching the pregame. I was like, fuck motherfuck. Watching on my one of the pas with the best English. Just like, are you okay? Everyone's kind of worried about you. Like, oh, no, I'm watching the Saints game. I'm not really mad. I'm mad at these people. I don't know. And I had that realization a couple of years ago. It's like, if I don't watch football, I could get rid of all of that emotional set. My emotions don't live and die. And the thing is, it wouldn't live with me the whole time. But at the moment, I'd get so excited or get so disappointed or get like I could just get rid of all those emotions altogether and just watch highlights. [00:35:37] Speaker B: If I mean, I'm there with you. Trust me, I'm there with you. And I'll tell you, right? Wasn't my break from the NFL wasn't like this grand. It wasn't something powerful that I did to walk away. It's kind of like when you have a toxic girlfriend and then the girlfriend dumps you, but you tell your friends you dumped her. That's exactly what happened. I've been a Raiders fan. I've been hoping they come back to La. They moved to Vegas. And I'm like, that's the last goddamn straw. And I walked away. I'm like, well, fuck this, fuck that. But I'm still a Raiders fan at heart. I'm still a Raiders fan at heart. I'm the silver and black. I love it, but God damn it, man. God damn, it hurts. I compared it I it's like defending Michael Jackson when the shit was going on. They're like, how can you listen to him? I'm like, I don't know. [00:36:32] Speaker A: I don't know. I just like the way it makes me feel. [00:36:34] Speaker B: I'm just telling you right now. We can ride the boogie. I'm going to rock. [00:36:41] Speaker A: Let's assume nothing happened from Thriller before and everything after. Can we cut a line? [00:36:49] Speaker B: I remember I saw this guy making fun of the, um he did like he was pretending to be Michael Jackson and Joe Jackson in the studio before singing that who's Loving You, that song when he was singing that. And he pretends to be Joe Jackson when he's fucking up. And then he hits Michael Jackson with the belt in the studio. And he goes that sings it real high and real well. And it cuts to, like, Jermaine. And Jermaine's like, looking around. It cuts to Tito. Tito's just like looking up, looking around. And Quincy Jones is like putting up the volume. Just like it's a funny fucking joke and a funny fucking meme. But right then and there, you get hit with this sadness of everybody knew how tortured this motherfucker was and abused people. Abused people. They were creating a monster. And that's what he turned out to be. And he died alone on drugs right before his finale tour. It's like you can't write a better script for a tragedy. Like, Shakespeare doesn't have shit on the Michael Jackson story. It's very sad. [00:38:10] Speaker A: All right. This may derail the whole podcast, and it may be what we talk about for the rest of the podcast. [00:38:15] Speaker B: All right. I'm here for it. [00:38:17] Speaker A: I went to the you know, not one Mouth Jacket was know he was out of the country at the time. What? I know, I literally yes. Like, my aunt was really good friends with someone in his camp. So one of my California visits, we all went to Neverland. [00:38:38] Speaker B: How old were you when you went there? [00:38:40] Speaker A: It was double digits. [00:38:41] Speaker B: It was double digits he messing with. [00:38:44] Speaker A: First off, I ain't his type. [00:38:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:48] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure I had an undercut at that time. I'll tell you exactly when it was because at the movie theater on Neverland Ranch, he was showing Kazam. [00:38:58] Speaker B: Oh, shit. This was like 98, 99. Yeah. [00:39:01] Speaker A: So, like 7th grade, 6th grade. [00:39:02] Speaker B: I could tell you exactly where he was in 98 99. He had a court case. [00:39:11] Speaker A: But it's something I can't mention because everyone's got their jokes. Yeah, it was like this fun, magical experience that I could never talk about because of the things yeah, he had, like, two story arcade where all you do is press play. He had all candy machines everywhere you go. You go to movie theater and it's like there's someone behind the counter, like, okay, what do you want? And while we're there, there's like, big church groups and big people that were there for, like, they reached whatever. It's like a big thank you to go to Neverland Ranch. He's got the zoo. He's got carnival rides. He had a trampoline sunk in the ground. So it was the first time I ever saw something like that. [00:39:50] Speaker B: You made it when you got a trampoline? [00:39:51] Speaker A: Yeah, you could see his house, but his whole staff wouldn't let you go to his house. [00:39:56] Speaker B: All right, so you didn't go to the house? [00:39:58] Speaker A: No, but I did the ranch. [00:40:01] Speaker B: I think people got the ranch. I think it was the house. [00:40:03] Speaker A: No, I'm pretty sure it was. I've seen the documentary. [00:40:06] Speaker B: Okay. [00:40:08] Speaker A: But yeah, it's one of those incredible, weird fucking things that I can't tell anybody. Well, I've just said it on a podcast. Now lots of people know. [00:40:15] Speaker B: Well, okay, well, now it's good to know. I mean, I never got to go to was like that was like one of my bucket list things. It was like I told you, I would sit at a birthday cake, I would blow out the candles. I'd wish for my parents to get back together to go to Neverland Ranch and to be tall. That's what I want. That's all I wanted out of life. [00:40:36] Speaker A: Wow. [00:40:37] Speaker B: None of that happened. [00:40:39] Speaker A: So sorry. [00:40:40] Speaker B: It's okay. Told you, man, we're getting deep on the pod this week. [00:40:46] Speaker A: There's some hell of birthday wishes. Yeah, I tamed tall. You're not that short. [00:40:51] Speaker B: Well, I know what happened. I think it was like all the wishes. Yeah. I think I had one of those fucked up genies. I want to be the smartest man in the world. It just makes everyone dumb around me. I've just surrounded myself like, you're the biggest person I know. And I fucking hate it. [00:41:07] Speaker A: Circle. I fucking hate it. [00:41:10] Speaker B: I've been lowering the fucking header on the door ever since. I'm like, he's going to knock his head on this one day. I'm going to fucking get a kick out of it. [00:41:17] Speaker A: Tall motherfucker. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Yeah. I was like and the world's not built for tall people. We've gone over this before. It really fucking sucks. You have a rough life. I'm sorry. [00:41:25] Speaker A: Not even that tall. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Sorry. No, it's okay. This is how funny I am. [00:41:32] Speaker A: I take the old neverland flu. [00:41:33] Speaker B: Oh, shit. Okay. [00:41:38] Speaker A: All right. [00:41:39] Speaker B: Well, before we got derailed, I did want to tell you about something that the NFL did, which I thought was going to be amazing. And it turned out to be oh, yeah. [00:41:46] Speaker A: What is this? [00:41:47] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:41:47] Speaker A: What's going on with this? [00:41:49] Speaker B: So they had, like, the Andy's House animated NFL football game. [00:41:53] Speaker A: Like Andy, like toys from toy store. Why? [00:41:56] Speaker B: So basically what they did is every year they have this London game where team plays in London. It's very big over there, so they wanted to take advantage of it by animating it in real time on a fake field. That looks like it's in Andy's room, I think. Was it narrated by Buzz and Woody? It was real commentators. [00:42:16] Speaker A: So we're looking at this footage right now, and it's like, oh, there's Slinky Dog. As loyal as all right, so is this them, like, trying to get European kids to watch? Why is this happening? [00:42:28] Speaker B: They're trying to get kids to watch when parents are watching the game, they want to get their kids in. And they thought this like disney also has ESPN, right? [00:42:39] Speaker A: Fucking I know. Telling. So it's a bunch of like, that was a touchdown. [00:42:48] Speaker B: All right. That looked like he dropped the ball. [00:42:50] Speaker A: There's the it's atrocious yeah. So this is more offensive than Taylor Swift. Why are people more mad at this? [00:42:58] Speaker B: So you guys, what we're basically seeing is an animated version of the NFL playing in Andy's room. [00:43:04] Speaker A: And they all got big heads. Like, they're like, was it like chibi style? Like that anime style? They got big heads and tiny bodies. And you're just playing football. And then, like, an alien pops up from Toy Story. Or Slinky Dog comes up with, like, how to play football. [00:43:19] Speaker B: So what's happening right now? Sack is ass. Sack is ass. Get him. [00:43:22] Speaker A: Okay, maybe this is not too bad. [00:43:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:27] Speaker A: Basically, look, and the army men come over with a sack sign. So you know what? That happened. [00:43:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Basically it's just real time animation. And it doesn't look great, but kids get to watch a football game and they have these animations that come in after all the plays, incorporating everything from Toy Story. It's for kids. It's garbage. It's for kids. I wanted to show you this because woof. It's rough. [00:43:56] Speaker A: I mean, I guess the technology is impressive. They're doing real time animation. That's fun. Yes. They got the colors of all the people. [00:44:03] Speaker B: Right. [00:44:05] Speaker A: They are racially accurate. [00:44:07] Speaker B: They're racially accurate. Yes. [00:44:10] Speaker A: It's bad. I appreciate trying new ideas to indoctrinate the kids into violence. I'm doing it with my kids. Yes. [00:44:22] Speaker B: 100%. We all have our ways of doing it. [00:44:27] Speaker A: That ball is just hanging out in the air there. Yeah. [00:44:30] Speaker B: Get rid of this shit. I'm over this. [00:44:33] Speaker A: It's just weird. [00:44:34] Speaker B: It's not very good. [00:44:37] Speaker A: Give me Taylor Swift in the box again. What does Taylor Swift think about this? Is she hanging out with Barbie? [00:44:44] Speaker B: I want to make sure they cut to Bo Peep in the box. But yeah, I mean, for the first run at it, I say nice try. [00:44:54] Speaker A: Sure. [00:44:55] Speaker B: I think there's something that they keep doing every Monday. Like they get the hang of it, ends up getting better. Who cares? What else are they going to do? People need jobs. [00:45:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, it's a non curse filled way. I could teach my son about football. Yeah, my dad was in town a few weeks ago and he was watching like a quarterback's documentary. [00:45:15] Speaker B: That seems like such a dad thing to do. [00:45:17] Speaker A: He was such a dad thing. He had his earbuds on. I was like, you can watch it on TV. He's like, no, I'm going to watch on my iPad. But Miles sat next to him and oh my god, I'm not going to remember this guy's name. Quarterback. He's like handsome dude, young dude. Everyone loves hassle he's playing, right? Oh, it's like a modern quarterback. [00:45:36] Speaker B: The I think he's on the Bengals. I think he's on Cincinnati. [00:45:40] Speaker A: What's his name? [00:45:42] Speaker B: Joe Burrow? Yes. [00:45:44] Speaker A: It's not Joe Burrow. It's something fuck, I can't remember this. The whole point of the story is Miles says this guy's name all the fucking time. Now. Whenever he sees a football, he's like, oh, what's so and so doing? Do you know where god we're just going to know. [00:45:58] Speaker B: All right. [00:45:58] Speaker A: I'm not a football man. Damn. [00:46:01] Speaker B: This is very important. [00:46:02] Speaker A: Look up. Attractive NFL quarterbacks. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Oh, damn. I think one of the you have to be attracted to be a quarterback. [00:46:13] Speaker A: Peyton Patrick mahomes. [00:46:15] Speaker B: Oh, Patrick Mahomes. Goddamn patrick mahomes. [00:46:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I forgot it. I blanked out. But yes, every time that's the guy. [00:46:22] Speaker B: Throwing a Travis Kelsey, by the way. [00:46:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I knew he was around because literally every time football's on. It's like? Is that Patrick Mahomes? What's Patrick Mahomes doing? [00:46:29] Speaker B: Why is Peyton Manning on this list? [00:46:32] Speaker A: So Drew Brees, he's got more forehead than me. [00:46:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Drew brees. Oh, man. He's been fucking up in his old age and his retirement. He's been saying some problematic shit. [00:46:41] Speaker A: I mean, fuck it. You remember last season of the Saints? He did too, and he had to step way back. He's like, I'm sorry, guys. [00:46:48] Speaker B: You can tell that a lot of these white dudes got hit in the head real hard because they're coming out of the shower saying all types of shit. Bret Farr's like, all right, now he's like, literally sending a text. Is there any way I can get caught taking this money from poor people? [00:47:03] Speaker A: Bro, don't put that in writing. It's very specific evidence. [00:47:10] Speaker B: Yeah, Brett Favre still, he robbed a bunch of people in Mississippi. And like, why is that out of the news? [00:47:16] Speaker A: Did he go to court? [00:47:16] Speaker B: Did they get him? [00:47:17] Speaker A: I don't know. I know that the Million Dollar Man and his son are in a similar situation where they took money from Mississippi for camps. They didn't put dude. [00:47:27] Speaker B: Like, why is that like a miss? Like, Mississippi like one of the most poorly I mean, I could tell you. [00:47:32] Speaker A: You just answered your own question. [00:47:34] Speaker B: I couldn't even finish it. And I'm just like, I got the answer. Yeah, I got the answer. Oh, man. Well, spooky season is coming. Spooky Season is around the corner on us. Yes. And we always do, like, a little thing that's going to be coming up next week. But before we get to that, I definitely want to take a little break before we get back so we can shit the conversation to Spooky season. Because I got thoughts, my friend. [00:48:02] Speaker A: All right. [00:48:02] Speaker B: I got thoughts. We'll be right back, guys. Just papa don't breach. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are back. Thank you so much for sticking around. You know, we usually do a little segment called Papa's Pulpit, but we're not doing it this time because we got spooky season upon us. [00:48:36] Speaker A: That's right. [00:48:36] Speaker B: So I want to put Bennett through a little bit of a gauntlet. Oh, yeah. What's our favorite sound? Here it is. [00:48:42] Speaker A: It's a good one. [00:48:43] Speaker B: There it is. So we're going to play a little game. So our first the first game I got called with you is I call. [00:48:51] Speaker A: It no Holes Barred. [00:48:52] Speaker B: All right. [00:48:53] Speaker A: Speaking my language already. [00:48:54] Speaker B: I'm speaking your language already. So there's a lot of things that scared us as kids. I know that particular I was like, scared of the movie Leprechaun. My brother would when I was taking a shower, I was like six or seven, maybe eight. My brother would reach his hand into the bathroom, turn off the lights, scream, Leprechaun, and slam the door. And it was one of those old doorknobs where if you pull it, it kind of like engage. It locks. Basically, you pull it from the outside, it locks. And yes, somebody has to come and push it. My mom's like, what are you doing? Now I got to pick up this crying wet. Some what was some monster that scared you while you were growing up? [00:49:31] Speaker A: Bennet I vividly remember. I don't remember Disney Adventures magazine. It used to be on the newsstand. It was, like, right in the middle of the 90s. They had comics and articles exactly like, little tiny number. This issue in particular had Dougie Hauser on it. Neil Patrick Harris haven't liked tall redhead since. But in that, it was, like, a little thing about real monsters, like Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil Loch Ness monster. And I remember reading that and thinking, like, wait, monsters are real? [00:50:07] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:50:07] Speaker A: I remember flipping that switch in my head. It's like, I'd always thought they were fake, but now I'm hearing that they're actually like, there's a Jersey Devil out there. What is going on? So I remember that concept, and I was sure I was going to see Bigfoot at some point in my life. [00:50:21] Speaker B: Yeah, you mentioned it. Bat boy scared me. [00:50:24] Speaker A: Bat boy is a good one from Weekly World News. [00:50:27] Speaker B: Yeah, bat boy scared me because batboy's back. And I'm like, I told you he's real. Look at this. My mom's like, no, these people make fake magazines. I'm like, that news wouldn't be fake. [00:50:36] Speaker A: It's by the news. [00:50:37] Speaker B: Look at me now. All right, so before we get distracted again, all right, you're in the ring. All right, let's call it a Hell in a cell. [00:50:50] Speaker A: OOH, no escape. [00:50:51] Speaker B: Hell in the cell. You have to fight one of these people, and you get to pick. Is it Michael Myers, Jason or the scream guy? Well, I mean, what's the scream guy's name? [00:51:06] Speaker A: That's the thing about the scream guy is that there was a tag team in the 80s called the Killer Bees. [00:51:11] Speaker B: The killer bees. [00:51:13] Speaker A: In the middle of the match, they'd have matching tights on, and they'd put masks on, and you wouldn't tell who was who so they could switch out into the ring. And I'm afraid that's what the screen guy would do because there's not one scream guy. Yeah, in the first movie, there's two. It's Matthew Leonard and the handsome guy are both the scream. [00:51:29] Speaker B: Spoiler alert. [00:51:31] Speaker A: And I think that's, like, goes on. I think there's more than one scream guy. So I'm afraid you take first off, Ghostface. Ghostface. You got to take him. He's human. [00:51:39] Speaker B: Yes. [00:51:40] Speaker A: The other two are supernatural entities. [00:51:42] Speaker B: So this is the thing that was. [00:51:43] Speaker A: Always well, Michael Myers, I don't know if he's supernatural or just like he's. [00:51:47] Speaker B: Turned into supernatural, because I don't know if anybody's seen the latest Halloween where he catches a beat down from the neighborhood in the movie. Have you seen the latest Halloween? [00:51:54] Speaker A: No, I'm a bunch back. Okay, I stop with Season of the Witch. [00:51:58] Speaker B: Okay. So is it Sigourney Weaver or Lee Curtis? [00:52:01] Speaker A: Jamie lee Curtis. [00:52:03] Speaker B: Jamie lee Curtis. So Jamie Lee Curtis has been coming out with these new Halloween movies, and this year is the last one that they're ever going to do, I believe. Right? With her. Yeah. Okay. But in the last one, if you guys haven't been catching up, not only the first one, he escapes from a burning house. She had a whole plan, like an escape room type of panic room plan. Like if he ever came back, she did the plan, and he walked out of that fiery house. At the end of the second one. People are like, oh, no, she was telling the truth. This guy's a fucking psycho killer. And he's here. And the whole town beat his ass like shovel to the head, stomp him into the ground, shoot him arrow in the back, stabbing him in the hand. They're like, fuck you. It's like he's the copier in fucking office space. They shit out of him. But he fucking gets up and murks everyone just like, punches a dude and his head goes the wrong way. Rips another fucking dude's heart off. Like 300 kicks a lady. He doesn't give a fuck. So that one is a little that's a no brainer. Don't fight. [00:53:12] Speaker A: Yeah, don't fight him. I mean, I got to go with the ghost face. [00:53:18] Speaker B: So here's the problem with Ghost face. If you hit him and he rolls under the ring, another ghost face, another. [00:53:23] Speaker A: Ghost case might come pop out by pop out. [00:53:25] Speaker B: And he's like at 100% right now. [00:53:27] Speaker A: That's why in wrestling, there's always stuff under the ring. I don't know who puts it there. Somebody does. [00:53:34] Speaker B: Yeah, somebody does. [00:53:34] Speaker A: In some of those cases, it might be police handcuffs, especially in a Hell in a Cell situation because people love to get handcuffed and beat the hell out of them. So you think is you got to isolate one. You got to stick them. I even saw there's a great match, Usos and New Day and Hell in a Cell, where they take kendo sticks, the big fucking bamboo stick. [00:53:53] Speaker B: I know what the kendo sticks. [00:53:54] Speaker A: And they make, like a makeshift prison and lock one of the Usos in the corner. [00:53:58] Speaker B: Oh, shit. [00:53:58] Speaker A: With it. It's a pretty great so that's an option with Ghostface. And you got to deal with the second Ghost face, which I'm hoping is Matthew Lillard. I could take Matthew lillard. [00:54:07] Speaker B: I mean, now. [00:54:10] Speaker A: SLC punk his ass. [00:54:11] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a deep ass cut for our millennials. You made a lot of millennials happy. Right now. There's going to be people driving like, yeah, I bet it's my people. There's going to be a lot of you like, what the fuck? [00:54:24] Speaker A: Who are those words? [00:54:25] Speaker B: Yeah. All right. Well, that's good. All right. So I got another one for you. All right, you ready for this one? This one's called The Monster Mash. [00:54:33] Speaker A: All right. [00:54:34] Speaker B: The monster mash now. So now you're in a backyard outdoor match. [00:54:40] Speaker A: Okay. [00:54:40] Speaker B: All right. You have to kill one of these monsters to survive. [00:54:44] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:54:45] Speaker B: There's no pinning. You can have any weapon you want, but they can't fire. It's not a gun. It's not a fucking bow and arrow. You can just get any weapon you want to fight this monster. I'm not going to give you, like, a xenomorph or like, some racism. Yeah, I choose evil. All right, so your first monster is abortion. And your second I'm joking. All right. Okay, so the first monster is what's? The pinhead. The pinhead. Pinhead. That's your first diet. So a guy but he's got powers. [00:55:20] Speaker A: And he's got pins. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Yeah, but they're going to happen when you're asleep. He's just a regular dude in the real world. All right, the next one is the species monster. Do you remember the species monster? Every guy knows the species monster. [00:55:32] Speaker A: Was that natasha Hemstridge? [00:55:34] Speaker B: I believe so. You know exactly. [00:55:37] Speaker A: I know my 90s topless scenes. [00:55:40] Speaker B: All right, the species monster. And then the second one. This one was hard because we wanted to say predator, but nobody's going to survive predator. [00:55:50] Speaker A: He's got predator vision. [00:55:51] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got predator vision. He's like 8ft tall. He's super fucking strong. He's like a trained fucking killer. No reason to fight that fucking dude. So we're switching it to my biggest nightmare, which is the leprechaun. The leprechaun. The leprechaun. So leprechaun, Pinhead or the species monster? Who are you fighting? And you get to pick any weapon you want. [00:56:16] Speaker A: All right, I'm going to pick the leprechaun. [00:56:19] Speaker B: Oh, good. I thank God you didn't say the species monster. [00:56:21] Speaker A: Man, I've seen that thing work. [00:56:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's going to rape you. [00:56:26] Speaker A: Tongues go through the back of my head. [00:56:28] Speaker B: Yeah, it's going to fucking rape you. All right. [00:56:30] Speaker A: And Pinhead, I think he's got like funny games and hooks and stuff. [00:56:33] Speaker B: Yeah. And he's got the scissor hand things, but he's got the knives on his hands. [00:56:37] Speaker A: Pinhead does? [00:56:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Doesn't Pinhead have the claws? [00:56:40] Speaker A: No, he's got pins in his head. Oh, yeah. [00:56:42] Speaker B: Pinhead is just the way you know who I'm thinking of? Freddy. [00:56:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm thinking of Freddy Krueger, who's got magic powers. [00:56:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I wouldn't. [00:56:48] Speaker A: Powers. [00:56:49] Speaker B: I wouldn't let you fight that guy. Pinhead is more yeah, I think you can take Pinhead. [00:56:53] Speaker A: Yeah, but you're going to go the leprechaun. Okay, but I know his weakness. He's Irish. I'm going to get a chilele. The only weapon that can hurt the leprechaun is something from his own kind. [00:57:10] Speaker B: So you're working at 3000% right now. That's actually pretty goddamn good. [00:57:17] Speaker A: Or was that flute from the viral. [00:57:20] Speaker B: Video, not the Jason flute from power? [00:57:23] Speaker A: Leprechaun. I saw leprechaun. [00:57:25] Speaker B: Yes. Okay. Now I know this video talking about. [00:57:28] Speaker A: Here's the man who says he has an old flute in the video. So I'll play him with that flute, and then I'll whop him with the chile. [00:57:35] Speaker B: Whop him. With the chilele, because that's the only thing I can hurt him now. [00:57:38] Speaker A: Steal his wallet. [00:57:40] Speaker B: Okay. [00:57:41] Speaker A: Fuck you, leprechaun. [00:57:43] Speaker B: Now you can't get home. All right, well, you did very well. You did a lot better than I. [00:57:50] Speaker A: Mean, I would die in every scenario. [00:57:52] Speaker B: I don't know, man. I think you could take first of. [00:57:54] Speaker A: All, unless they're afraid of the smell of urine, I am not in good shape. [00:57:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think I could fight anyone, to be honest. I'd be sitting there trying to talk down. Yeah. [00:58:04] Speaker A: I try to talk my way. I mean, the thing is, a leprechaun, he could talk. Maybe we get a little banter going. [00:58:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes, I guess. Okay, how about this one? All right. How about this one? I got one for you, right? I got one for you. So now we know it's Halloween. Halloween, all right. We already know favorite candies. And we know the candies that we do, we don't like, we were talking about candy corn and how it makes a corn, and it's just the dumbest. [00:58:30] Speaker A: Candy on the planet. It's candy left over from a time before there was real candy. [00:58:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it's garbage. That's not good. But I got one for you. So fuck. Mary kill. [00:58:43] Speaker A: Okay. [00:58:44] Speaker B: Fuck mary kill. Are we allowed to say fuck Mary Kill on this? [00:58:46] Speaker A: Sure. [00:58:47] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure. I've been swearing for, like, three years. Can't it'd be a terrible time to find out? [00:58:53] Speaker A: Mary actually, we're not supposed to say that. [00:58:55] Speaker B: Okay, all right. Fuck mary kill. Here it is. [00:58:57] Speaker A: Former traditional union. [00:59:02] Speaker B: Lay, domestic partnership. [00:59:06] Speaker A: Yeah, we said put to bed one of the alternatives that, as friends said, was punch Mary Kill because I think it's a lot or punch fuck punch Mary because it's a lot funnier just to think about punching a girl in the face than murdering them. [00:59:21] Speaker B: Yes. Literally. [00:59:22] Speaker A: Just like I'm very sorry about this. [00:59:25] Speaker B: You know what I want to do? Punch Mary fuck bang. Punch Mary bang is what we're doing. All right? Punch, Mary. Bang. All right. Punch, Mary. Bang. So there have been some classic female antagonists, if you will, like horror female horror villains. Blaine, can you pull those up for me, please? There's been, like a slew, and I don't think they get enough credit. I don't think they get enough credit. So I want to give you some of these. All right? So right here, definitely not going to give you Regan from Exorcist. [01:00:03] Speaker A: No. [01:00:05] Speaker B: So just leave it right here. Just leave it right here. All right, so Samara Morgan from the ring. The ring girl. [01:00:12] Speaker A: Isn't she young, too? I guess there's give me one that's of age, okay? [01:00:17] Speaker B: Because I can't give you even. [01:00:22] Speaker A: Annabelle, the doll counts. [01:00:23] Speaker B: Annabelle? [01:00:24] Speaker A: It's a doll. [01:00:25] Speaker B: It's a doll, but it's like a doll of a child. [01:00:27] Speaker A: I'm going to fuck the doll. Wait, did we say that out? [01:00:34] Speaker B: Doll? What do you mean? Which new movie with the doll? A producer saying? What is that new movie with the doll? It's called barbie. [01:00:42] Speaker A: It's probably Annabelle. [01:00:43] Speaker B: Yeah, moron, it's Barbie. [01:00:46] Speaker A: Oh, the different robot movie. [01:00:50] Speaker B: Amy emily hannah. [01:00:53] Speaker A: Because she does like the dance. [01:00:55] Speaker B: Also a child, Hannah. [01:00:56] Speaker A: That's the problem, is I think there's too many killer children, all right, when it comes to our movie villains, fuck Mary Kill. Okay. [01:01:02] Speaker B: All right, definitely. I have definitely Tiffany from The Bride of Chucky. [01:01:08] Speaker A: Well, I'm going to fuck that dog. [01:01:10] Speaker B: Okay, hold on. [01:01:11] Speaker A: All right, I'm sorry. Let's get clarification. [01:01:13] Speaker B: Tiffany from The Bride of Chucky. Can you scroll up, please? I wanted to do the Splice monster from the movie Splice. [01:01:20] Speaker A: Which one is that? [01:01:21] Speaker B: Yeah. All right. And then Rose from get out. [01:01:27] Speaker A: Like rose from Titanic. [01:01:31] Speaker B: All right. Look at the splice monster. [01:01:33] Speaker A: Oh, I forgot about that. [01:01:34] Speaker B: Yeah. That movie's so creepy. [01:01:37] Speaker A: Well, you know, the girl from Get Out at least is from money. Yeah, that's a good marriage option. [01:01:42] Speaker B: Okay. There you smart. [01:01:44] Speaker A: You just can't visit me. [01:01:44] Speaker B: I'm so sorry. I just want to let you know that Bennett's first choice is the racist. All right. [01:01:51] Speaker A: To marry the racist. Oh, wait, that sounds bad. [01:01:53] Speaker B: Yes. He's just going to marry the racist. All right. [01:01:56] Speaker A: Wait, I mean, that Splice girl's got to be punched in the face. [01:01:58] Speaker B: You're going to punch the Splice girl? [01:02:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's really creepy with the tail and the tongue. [01:02:03] Speaker B: Have you ever seen the movie? [01:02:04] Speaker A: No. [01:02:04] Speaker B: Okay. [01:02:05] Speaker A: She just moves like this. [01:02:06] Speaker B: Can I tell you something about the movie? Okay, so finish off. [01:02:09] Speaker A: Finish going to like I already established I'm going to have sex with one of the dolls. [01:02:12] Speaker B: Yeah, he's going to bang Chucky. [01:02:14] Speaker A: Tiffany while Chucky's watching. [01:02:16] Speaker B: While Chucky's watching. [01:02:17] Speaker A: Because he liked that. [01:02:18] Speaker B: All right? [01:02:18] Speaker A: He's into that stuff. [01:02:19] Speaker B: So in the movie Splice, it's about a movie. So just to give you a recap and we'll end after this because I think it's a very underrated horror film, but also terrible. All right, so Splice is a movie with Adrian Brody. And what's the name of the other woman in Splice? It's Adrian brody. And he has like, a wife and there's both scientists and what's her name? Can you pull it up? You're not Splice movie. [01:02:51] Speaker A: And Splice World is what they call it. [01:02:53] Speaker B: That's her. I think it's Sarah Polly. [01:02:55] Speaker A: Sarah Polly? [01:02:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:56] Speaker A: Sarah Polly. [01:02:57] Speaker B: All right. So Sarah polly. So Adria I think these two are married in I think that's the one that's married to him. So, yeah, they are trying to create life, basically. And they get this grant to do it, and they create this weird little fucking monster, and this thing starts to grow. And then something happens. They shut them down. So they take all their resources, they go to the woods and they replicate it, and they're like, we can figure this out. We're going to be able to cure disease. And all this shit. The same shit. White people, whatever. [01:03:27] Speaker A: White people hubris. [01:03:28] Speaker B: Yes. There it is. So in this movie, what ends up happening is they create this fucking splice doll, and not the splice doll, this thing. And it looks like a monster at first, but it starts to form. Then it looks like a little boy, then it looks like a little girl, and then it grows up and it starts to have urges. And it's like this really weird monster. [01:03:46] Speaker A: With, like, ostrich legs. [01:03:48] Speaker B: And basically it's a combination of human DNA and animal DNA. And the particular animal DNA that was shown to be used to create her was a salamander, a kangaroo, a bird, a fish, a horse, and a stingray. So there's things that can regenerate, things that can hibernate for a long time, things that can be super fucking strong, things that can fucking fly. [01:04:10] Speaker A: And she has a massive dick. [01:04:12] Speaker B: And a huge dick. So what ends up happening is this thing, like, they're trying to discipline. It like a teenager when it starts to get older, and it's like a female, basically. And it seduces Adrian Brody. And Adrian Brody bangs it. [01:04:28] Speaker A: Oh, no. [01:04:28] Speaker B: And then his marriage starts to fall apart because he's like, oh, my God, what did I do? I just banged, basically, my daughter and cheated on my wife. And there's this whole thing that happens where you're like, what the fuck is this? But then the monster starts to go through puberty, like this change, and turns into a dude, and then grabs the wife and rapes the wife in the fucking field. Like, it turns christ, it's like and turns into this dude. It switches its sexual orientation and then flies off and you're kind of left there like, what the fuck am I watching right now? Yeah, it's getting punched. [01:05:09] Speaker A: It's getting punched. Definitely punch. The fucking splice monster having sex with the doll, marrying the racist. [01:05:15] Speaker B: Yes. Okay. Got it. [01:05:16] Speaker A: It's literally like, if I would have stayed in Louisiana to do the same shit. [01:05:24] Speaker B: Ah, I love it. You know, the last couple episodes, I've had to cut you off. I'm seeing a theme here. [01:05:33] Speaker A: We're pushing 10:00. The filters eroded away. [01:05:36] Speaker B: Yeah, this is his magic hour, ladies and gentlemen. Well, thank you very much, Bennett. It's always a pleasure sitting down with you. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to Papa Don't Preach. Big shout out to our producer Blaine Pierre, aaron Mossow and DNA do our music. Guys, please follow us on Instagram. Follow us on the actually, we deleted our ex in protest. [01:05:58] Speaker A: Instagram's. Great. [01:05:59] Speaker B: Instagram. Are we still on X? Okay, we're still on X, but yeah. Follow our YouTube and drop us a comment. Let us know what you think. We'll answer it. It's been great, you guys. We're going to be coming back with our Halloween episode. We're going to have another special episode. But yeah, stick around. We got more popping on Preach coming up. [01:06:16] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:06:17] Speaker B: All right. Peace. Out, Bennett. [01:06:18] Speaker A: See you next time. Bye.