Monkey Suffering

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Like, I was like, I won't be able to pay for college. [00:00:04] Speaker B: Yeah, speaking of, I gotta start paying paying back my college again. Fucking starting the I mean, I'm not going I mean, Nat's gonna make me do it, but I would not. Yeah, bad investment. You made a poor investment. [00:00:35] Speaker A: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages, welcome back to the greatest show on the planet. The biggest podcast in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Papa Don't Preach. [00:00:46] Speaker B: I thought that was Joe Rogan. [00:00:49] Speaker A: We were watching that wrestling video. I got pumped. It got me really pumped. For those of you guys who are at home, before we started the show, I mentioned to Ben, if he saw this circulating clip, of course he knew exactly what it was of The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin in, like, the 80s with the what was it, like 89? Eightyn. What was the name of the wrestling? [00:01:13] Speaker B: Oh, uswa. It was like Texas wrestling is where they both got their I mean, I think Austin got their start there. Then I think Undertaker is one of the dudes that hopped around at the different territories. [00:01:23] Speaker A: I mean, this is the most Texas looking shit I've ever seen. Like the undertaker comes out. He's the character called the Punisher. And stone cold. Steve. Austin is Steve Williams. And he has got a blonde, like Matata Mane. [00:01:36] Speaker B: It's glorious the way that Steve Austin's hair used to be. [00:01:40] Speaker A: Oh, man. Go ahead and play it. [00:01:41] Speaker B: Yeah, because he was in a tag team called the Hollywood Blondes with Brian Pillman. And it's like a dude from Cincinnati and a dude from Texas. [00:01:49] Speaker A: The Hollywood blondes. Yeah, from Midwest. Oh, man. [00:01:55] Speaker B: So Undertaker's in the ring and he has a GIMP mask on the leather collar. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Oh, man. [00:02:00] Speaker B: Leather chaps. Oh, he took the collar off. [00:02:03] Speaker A: Oh, wait, who's this? [00:02:04] Speaker B: That's probably Scandar Akbar, if I had to guess. [00:02:06] Speaker A: Scandar Akbar? [00:02:07] Speaker B: Yeah, he was like a Middle Eastern. I'm sure he's like from Jersey. [00:02:12] Speaker A: Manager Sandar Akbar. [00:02:14] Speaker B: So he's like scandar Akbar. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Scandar Akbar was like the manager of the Punisher, aka the undertaker. [00:02:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:20] Speaker A: This is on ESPN Classic Canada. Oh, my God. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Stone Cold. Stone Cold used to have it's like wispy blonde. Like Hulk Hogan ish blonde. [00:02:29] Speaker A: Wisp, like, dude, he is jacked. [00:02:32] Speaker B: Jack. [00:02:33] Speaker A: He is jacked. [00:02:34] Speaker B: And undercage The Punisher's still taking his clothes off. [00:02:38] Speaker A: Yeah, he came in with, like, a chain vest and leather chaps. Oh, man, these guys are just kids. Yeah, it's funny that we are older now than they were there. [00:02:51] Speaker B: Oh, definitely. Yeah. [00:02:52] Speaker A: And they look like fucking I just I was telling Blaine, walking into the studio, a cat jumped on the fence, scared me a little bit, and I jumped back and almost pulled my hamstring. I had to take a minute and. [00:03:02] Speaker B: Sit down, stretch out my was because now we're talking about wrestling. So this last week, The Rock showed up on TV again. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Oh, I thought you meant, like, at your house. [00:03:14] Speaker B: No, in my backyard. Scared the shit out of me. But someone ran the numbers. Like, The Rock is the age now as, like, Ric Flair was when we were kids wrestling. He's older than Shawn Michaels was in his last match. The Rock is like an old man, but he's like, he's The Rock. He's the fucking rock. He was dropping the people's elbow. [00:03:35] Speaker A: You know what? I realized that too, because I saw this story about Dave Batista about it was funny to watch him talk about online bullying. But he's a really nice guy. He seems like a great guy. [00:03:49] Speaker B: I have a Dave Batista story too. [00:03:51] Speaker A: I love it. Go ahead. I want to hear. [00:03:53] Speaker B: Because back in New Orleans, I did a watching wrestling still sorry, guys. I did a really shitty third tier movie. It was like a kickboxer sequel. [00:04:03] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:04:04] Speaker B: The Van Damme sequel. Yes, but no Van Damme involved. But Batista was involved, and he had to have signed on right before Guardians, because Guardians had just came out and he had to do this movie because he signed on before Know, because I like, wrestling is I'm not a weirdo at Know, not a presentable weirdo. I was like, they got me to drive Batista around in my it must. [00:04:28] Speaker A: Be a low budget. [00:04:30] Speaker B: Was there's stories upon stories about this movie? But Batista extremely nice guy. I met him in the lobby hotel. I was like, hey, my name's Dave, and he's super soft spoken, super nice, super grateful. [00:04:40] Speaker A: I remember you telling me this story, too. [00:04:43] Speaker B: I only asked him a couple wrestling questions, and the one was like, all right, who's, like, the craziest, not the crazy, but who's, like, the toughest dude. Do you ever come, like, you know, Brock Lesnar's not a human being. He's on another planet. I was like, yeah, that makes sense. And then you're talking about Florida, and I guess he lives in Florida. And he'd mentioned he's like, yeah, Florida's not too bad. You run into John Cena every once in a while, but other than that, it's all right. [00:05:07] Speaker A: He could see John Cena, too. Yeah. [00:05:08] Speaker B: And he's like, I'm just joking. John's a great guy. He couldn't even hold on to the joke. He had to admit that John Cena is a great. [00:05:17] Speaker A: Was he's such a great a I realized how old The Rock was when Dave Batista was talking about he's like, Dwayne Johnson's a monster. And the work ethic that he has is great. He's like, I don't have that. He's like, I don't have that. And so he had it in his contract for Guardians Three that he doesn't have to be shirtless the whole time. Because he's like, I can't maintain that. He's like, It's not healthy mentally or physically. He's just putting your body through that. He's like, I don't want to be this big anymore. And then people are like, oh, he's got a dad. Bodies out of shape. He's like, yeah. The online bullying is relentless, but you have to look past it. I'm like, this is a giant man. [00:06:00] Speaker B: Who'S taking shots at batista. Obviously someone from very far, hundreds and thousands of miles away. [00:06:07] Speaker A: It's those Indians in space. [00:06:12] Speaker B: It's sanji tweeting from the moon. [00:06:14] Speaker A: He's just like, look at fat currently fat batista. All right. That was a mean accent. I take it back. Mean accent. But yeah, leave it in. Leave it in. So how's your week been? [00:06:28] Speaker B: It's been a good week. Had a really busy weekend with the, uh of course, I'm drawing a blank. We had a little neighborhood potluck because Nat's still out of town, so I. [00:06:38] Speaker A: Would just solo dadnet the solo dadnet thing, man. How are you holding up? [00:06:43] Speaker B: I mean, my mom's there to help. We got nanny in the afternoon some days, and that's very helpful. Last weekend, we also had swim class, so they had swim class, which is great. That eats up time. The weekend before last, no swim class. It was brutal. Just those two dudes all day long. With all the energy they usually spend in swim class, it was rough. So we did swim class, which is great. They're doing great. We got, like, a little neighborhood potluck. They went and played with kids. They did great sharing. [00:07:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:13] Speaker B: It was a nice little weekend. Nice little weekend. Very little yelling on my part, which is great. There was some, but a little I had a yell. [00:07:23] Speaker A: I had a yell. It was a bad yell, too. And I think I remember you telling me that you yelled at your kids to stop yelling at you. And that's what happened to me. It was the first time it happened to me. I'm like, Why are you yelling at me? And I saw the fear in my son's eyes, and that's the PG version that I get to tell on the pod. But after dark, I smacked that motherfucker in the face. I gave him a tap right on the cheek. I'm like, Stop yelling at me. He's like, I'm sorry. He's like, My face hurts. I'm like, Come on, bro, I just suplexed you yesterday. And we were like, that is not. [00:07:59] Speaker B: To get your attention. [00:08:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I was the same way. I remember my mom would wrestle with us, and she's kicking me in the stomach as hard as she could, and she's like, this is fake, right? Like my brother with the lasagna pan on my back. I'm like but then my mom comes home and smacks me in the hand, and I roll over like a husky, like, crying because my mom hit me. But, yeah. [00:08:27] Speaker B: I can't hit the kids. [00:08:28] Speaker A: Literally. [00:08:28] Speaker B: They'll take them away. [00:08:30] Speaker A: That's the only upside. [00:08:32] Speaker B: Yeah, they literally can't. But, yeah, the other day, I tripped and bumped into him, and it was like, I might as well shot him in the arm. I was like, Dude, I'm sorry. I just tripped. [00:08:47] Speaker A: I did not push you. [00:08:48] Speaker B: It was a trip. [00:08:49] Speaker A: I trip at my house all the time. [00:08:51] Speaker B: Check the ring cam. It was a trip, dude. [00:08:55] Speaker A: So I realized one time I was boxing with Ozone's Room. I was on my knees, and we're doing this boxing thing because we always do this box. I'm like, okay, you want to get ready? Put on your gloves. Put on your gloves. But he left his gloves downstairs. But he's like, I can't find them. I'm like, all right, that sucks to be you. And I just start wailing on him with these gloves, and he tries to swing at me with his hand. I kind of did like the Whoop. I give him a little slip that they call in the boxing world. Give him a little slip, and he three hundred and sixty s. And I came back with the left. He like 360 right into it, like, full force. And his head just went hit the ground. I started hitting him in the stomach like, oh. And I could see him, like, looking at me like, what the hell just happened? [00:09:38] Speaker B: He's taking the Tin count right now. [00:09:40] Speaker A: So what happened? What really scared me I hate to admit this. What really scared me is I'm like, yeah, you're okay? You feel good? You feel good? And I look to my right and I'm staring right into my Casa camera and I'm like, oh, shit, that's in the cloud. [00:09:55] Speaker B: Miles got that now. [00:09:56] Speaker A: I'm like, oh, God damn. And there's no way I can go in there and just delete that. I just have to wait it out six months until it gets recorded over. [00:10:04] Speaker B: Speaking of things, I'm glad didn't get caught on the ring cam. We were playing outside and we were going outside and Miles was doing something, and he hit me, like, right in my I'm good. I could kind of get out of the way soon enough, but I was like, Miro's, like, what's wrong? I was like, Well, Miles hit me in my penis. He's like, oh, can I kiss it? Make you feel nope. [00:10:23] Speaker A: No, you cannot. [00:10:24] Speaker B: Let's go outside and play and forget we ever mentioned this. Let's go, let's go, let's go. [00:10:27] Speaker A: Not on the ring camera, but it's on the pod. [00:10:30] Speaker B: I said no. It was very kind of him to offer. No, you cannot. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it's funny, the kids say, like, the weirdest things. Like, I started closing the door because Ozo's five now, so I'm going to the bathroom. He's like, hey, why is the door closed? I can't get in. I'm like, yeah, because I'm using the restroom. I want to see. And I'm like, you little weirdo. You fucking little weirdo. Do you remember when you were five years old? [00:10:59] Speaker B: Do you remember such I have flashes. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I have flashes. [00:11:02] Speaker B: There's things that I remember a lot more. I didn't realize I was that young. Though, like when it comes to toys and stuff. Like when I look at speaking of, we're going to talk about later on the Ninja Turtles. Those toys came out in like 88. Yeah, my brother wasn't even born yet. But I remember that clearest day when I got them from got them home the first time. [00:11:20] Speaker A: I remember I remember when I got in trouble, like days before my mom went to pick up my like we were supposed to get this cake for my sister's birthday. And I talked to my mom about it and she's like, yeah, that's when she went to this school. And at that time I'm like, oh, shit, okay, wait, if she was three, then I was six. I'm like, oh my god, I did that when I was six. How did you put up with me running out of the store? Like, taking off my shirt for attention in the store? What a maniac. And I remember this, but I thought I was like I was 13. No, I was six. And so I think there's a little bit of empathy I get when I start remember how much of a psychopath I was dealing with my son. And I'm just kind of like, all right, he's okay, he's okay. Luckily he doesn't have it. I wish he had a sibling. I'm not sure if you're dealing with them starting to collude against you. [00:12:17] Speaker B: Yes, they have been doing that. They'll go run away and hide. And our bed has enough room underneath. They could both fit, which is really great when we're trying to go to like I talked to Miles because he fell out, but he's been crawling into like he's got a big kid bed. Miles got a crib or Miro's got a crib. So he hopped into Miro's crib one night the first week Nat was out of town. And I was like, dude, you can't do this, know, because they were just cutting they were cutting up and laughing. And I just hear Miro go. No. Miles like, what is he yelling at? What are you doing in here, dude? Like, take him apart. So the next night he tries to do it again, but I hear to. [00:12:59] Speaker A: Get out of bed and just landed. [00:13:00] Speaker B: Right on his fucking noggin. And that's why I don't want you getting his bed, dude. I don't want you to fall out and hurt yourself. Ultimately. I try to reiterate when I tell you no, it's because I don't want you to die. I'm trying not to get you hurt. Ultimately. I try to be pretty cool about rough housing and flipping and all that stuff, but it's like, I got to draw know? I don't want you to hurt yourself, dude. [00:13:22] Speaker A: I try to explain to Ozo, especially like when Shannon's around like, hey, man. [00:13:25] Speaker B: Cool it, cool it, cool it. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Because Shannon does like these audible gasps that get on my nerves because her gasp is like that's. [00:13:33] Speaker B: Like, OB. [00:13:33] Speaker A: Like, fight or flight mode? Like, her gasp. We're in the car. I'm like, you got to stop doing that. Yeah, we're walking in the house like, you got to stop doing that. I'm sorry. I'm not doing it on purpose. I'm like, I know. I know it's crazy, but I wish you'd be like, oh, Obi, look, there's a spider on the wall. But that's never going to fucking happen. Obi, watch out for this homeless man walking across the street. I'm like, oh, thank you. On your left. Not going to but like, when Ozo falls, or even just earlier today, ozo was running down the stairs with his socks on, but I didn't see it. He was fine. But when I turn the corner, all I see is Shannon clutching her pearls. Just like, hand on the chest, like eyes wide, just like just saw him running down the stairs, and I could not handle it. And I'm like, I thought somebody died, but nobody died. So we try not to mess around. Like, that hard. Yeah, it's hard. A guy I'm a guy, and I got a son. I just want to throw him off things. All I want to do I can't wait till your sons get a little bit older and you start doing top of the turnbuckle clotheslines type stuff. [00:14:44] Speaker B: Well, literally before bedtime, we were just doing flips. Miles been taking my gym class, so he knows how to forward tumble and do two in a row off the couch. And Miro's trying to do it too, but he just ends up rolling like a yeah, literally, we're just flipping on our heads, like, up until bedtime. Okay, now stop flipping. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Were you flipping? [00:15:07] Speaker B: Okay, I was doing, like, the spots. [00:15:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:15:10] Speaker B: The mirror was just doing this, like, bending his head back, and I'd like. [00:15:13] Speaker A: Spot him to get him over. Yeah, I got to work on with because my son's been asking to go back to gym class. He was like, I want to go to ninja school. I want to go back to ninja school. I'm like, you said you didn't want to do it anymore. Like, thank God we quit that before the strike happened, because it was something that he actually liked. And I just told him, we're not doing that anymore. It's crazy expensive. [00:15:36] Speaker B: Yeah, my mom's fitting that bill crazy expensive. [00:15:41] Speaker A: And do you ever do something when you realize, like, these are not my. [00:15:48] Speaker B: Sometimes, yeah, I'm going to ninja school. [00:15:50] Speaker A: With my son, and we're having a good time, but I'm rolling up in the parking lot, and it's like, Tesla range, tesla G wagon, g wagon, tesla G wagon. And the women, the moms that are coming to this have Hermes expensive ass shit. And I'm sitting there, and I always sit in the back looking like the crazy, creepy dad. Like, I always just stand in the back. And there's two types of parents. The parents that are in the click, which I was never a part of. They're just like the coffee group that sit there in their Lululemons expensive workout gear when you know they ain't working out. And then there's a group who's like they're called the forearm crew. They're the guys leaning over, just kind of like, hey, what's going on? Talking to the kids behind. So I was part of the forearm crew. I was part of the forearm crew. But you can tell that the forearm crew just did not belong in this group. We were wearing sweats, showing up late, sweaty. One dad is in his construction painter outfit. Like, another mom is on the phone the whole time, like, disheveled, holding one baby. And then you have the other moms that had enough time to get coffee and their smoothies from their favorite cafes roll up there. And then I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. Well, not that I was going to say the other group, the consuelas in the back. Yeah, they're rich as fuck. They're rich as fuck. [00:17:27] Speaker B: No, I've definitely one of the days before mom tried to take it to gym class on Tuesdays, we'd go to the park of the morning, and it's like I was the only actual parent. There nothing but it was all a bunch of ladies speaking Spanish and their kids and their kids, they're watching, running around like a dozen yeah, that's what. [00:17:44] Speaker A: It'S like when you go down to the West Side Park that I go to. It's always help. Like, I'm always the only parent there. Then our East Side Park over here, it's always older brothers and older sisters and mom and dad. And then you could tell who the step mom is too. Rolling up. I'll be like, that ain't your kid. But that one is a little more hectic because the parents are involved. So it's so crazy. You'll come in, your dad, you'll hear a kid scream, and then you'll see, like, a grown man coming out of this slide. Damn it. But puts on the face when he turns around. He's like, okay, sweetie, let's go. But like, that other park, West Side Park, it's literally just a bunch of the help just watching there. Just watching. And that one makes me feel weird. [00:18:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:31] Speaker A: I feel like I shouldn't be who's. [00:18:34] Speaker B: This fucking I definitely felt like because yeah, it was seriously the only dad there. Everyone else is just watching the kids. [00:18:40] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like, this is OD, it's rough, but yeah. What else has been going on with you, Bennett? I want to skip to it, but before we talk about it, it really pissed off. Our producer is the high speed chase. [00:18:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I caught it a little instagram. Someone was watching it on their stories. On their stories, yeah. So we had a very low high speed chase today. [00:19:11] Speaker A: A very low speed chase. [00:19:13] Speaker B: It topped out at like 19, 20 miles an hour. [00:19:16] Speaker A: Yes. So there's a man in the Valley. What part of the Valley was this? SFV. North Hollywood area. Not no. [00:19:22] Speaker B: Host 24 miles. All right, so he's in a golf cart. [00:19:26] Speaker A: He's in a golf cart. [00:19:27] Speaker B: The police are chasing a golf cart. Reports with a deadly weapon. This is North Hollywood proper in this golf cart. Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:19:36] Speaker A: So what are the cops moving out of the way of? Does he have a gun? [00:19:40] Speaker B: I don't know. Just hit him with your car. Just give him a quick pit. [00:19:44] Speaker A: He's got a gun and a dog, and he's in a golf cart. [00:19:48] Speaker B: There's like 40 cops 40 cops around him. It's insane. [00:19:51] Speaker A: Look at that. This guy's, like, playing with the dude's dog. [00:19:57] Speaker B: There's like a dog destroyed. [00:19:58] Speaker A: That dog looks so happy to get all that attention. [00:20:03] Speaker B: That was one of the wildest things that I visited out here as, like, in high school to visit my aunt out here. [00:20:08] Speaker A: It's uniquely Los Angeles is like, the. [00:20:11] Speaker B: News stops and it turns to a high speed chase when there's a high speed chase on. It was awesome. [00:20:17] Speaker A: It's a pastime. [00:20:20] Speaker B: I mean, it's stupid. It's not awesome. It's an unbelievable waste of resources. [00:20:25] Speaker A: But back when we got our TV in TV City, like, it was right before Netflix and Hulu started to come off with the apps and shit. So all we had are regular channels. We didn't have DirecTV or TiVo on. That was just whatever the studio channels were. It was like once a week, high speed chase. And we just go announce it. High speed chase on channel five. High speed chase. We're like, oh, shit. We commented on this guy, and we're like, we were part of the problem. We would just sit back and just watch this high speed chase. And when you think about it, it does not happen anywhere. Like, people, they shut that shit down real quick. They're like, but no, here in La. In the most traffic ridden city in America, they're like, oh, high speed chase. I call everybody. [00:21:11] Speaker B: Let's get all the helicopters. [00:21:12] Speaker A: Get a couple helicopters up. [00:21:15] Speaker B: Let's do it. [00:21:17] Speaker A: Such a waste of resources. [00:21:19] Speaker B: It's insane that it happens so often. [00:21:21] Speaker A: It's fucking wild. And look at us here like, oh, man. These cops didn't have to TASE this poor woman just for being unruly at a bar and shit. [00:21:36] Speaker B: Tap a golf cart. There is a dog. There was the dog. If there wasn't a dog, they probably. [00:21:40] Speaker A: Would have it was a white dog. Just to let everyone know. It was a white lab. It was a golden lab. If it was a black lab, that shit would have been flipped four blocks. Happened. I'm letting you know. Call spade a spade. You see what I did there? Speaking of which, I don't know if you caught this video. There was this viral video of a wedding party that was getting broken up by police because the guests were being unruly. And this cop just throws this woman down, body slams her and knocks her out cold. And everybody was like, flooding. Like, oh, my god. Cops have no chill. I remember looking at this I showed to Shan. I'm like, look at this shit. [00:22:22] Speaker B: This fucking was it Newport. Yeah, it makes sense. [00:22:25] Speaker A: Newport beach. And I was like, okay, one of the cops was like, this black dude, and he threw her to the ground and stepped over her. And I was like, wait a minute. Something's fishy here. And so I just kept on trying to find videos of this shit. I went on like that. Basically, they have another angle. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Love another angle. [00:22:50] Speaker A: This fucking drunk woman is on this cop's back, like pulling at his gun. Pulling at his gun. He literally just grabs her and flips her over. I was like, hey, I don't know, man. That seems warranty. Oh, yeah, this is the fucking shit. [00:23:02] Speaker B: That seems cut and dry there. [00:23:04] Speaker A: But it's crazy, like, how calm these police are dealing with all these fucking white people. Yeah, she just tried to kick him in a nuts. [00:23:13] Speaker B: Well, he did take a swing at her too. [00:23:15] Speaker A: Oh, there she goes. Yes. So that's one woman down. So watch. Oh, hell low that guy starts. [00:23:20] Speaker B: You're ready to get tased? [00:23:21] Speaker A: That guy's just like, swinging on a cop because he punched his girl. And then she tries to kick him in the nuts again. Oh, see, this is a woman right here. So this cop whack, and now she's out. So he threw her down and she is out cold. Out cold. So what happens is later on, another video shows up and you could just see this woman trying to, like, yanking at his belt. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got his hand on his gun now. [00:23:46] Speaker A: So I just want to let you guys know, these are all white people jumping on police officers, kicking them in the nuts, reaching for their guns in suits and dresses. Not one bullet fired. No, not one bullet fired. But God forbid. God forbid a black dude has a goddamn counterfeit $20 bill. Murdered. [00:24:08] Speaker B: Are you trying to sell cigarettes outside a gas station or whatever? [00:24:10] Speaker A: Murdered. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:12] Speaker A: Goes to the wrong she's out. She's still sitting there. Just so you know, guys, the video is still running. This woman has not moved. Like friends are going to touch. [00:24:22] Speaker B: Look at it in the freeze frame. There's a chicken at Orange Dress trying to kick a cop in his nuts. [00:24:26] Speaker A: And it's full beaver, by the way. [00:24:28] Speaker B: Full beaver shot before the blur. Yeah, I think her face gets quickly blurred. Not in this frame. [00:24:35] Speaker A: Not in this frame. Like this freeze frame of the video. Like whoever uploaded this video knew exactly what they were doing because everything is blurred except for the freeze frame of the video. [00:24:45] Speaker B: But yeah, this woman, her teeth are bared like an old dog. [00:24:48] Speaker A: This is what people talk about when they talk about white privilege is like, there's not a person of color, a minority, that can go up to a cop and try to kick them in the nuts and not end up immediately in jail. This woman was punched in the face. She was told to get back twice. This woman had three opportunities to kick a cop in the nuts. How the fuck does that happen? [00:25:18] Speaker B: She pushed a cop and then puts her hands up like, no, not me. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Oopsie. This girl's on the ground drinking. Can you rewind it real quick? I want you to rewind it real quick. The girl that we see that gets leveled is she already got punched once. There's a girl in a black dress that gets punched once. She's on the ground. Now she's on the ground. She gets something out of her purse and starts drinking it. No, she's drinking something. Is that a phone? I don't know if that's a phone. [00:25:45] Speaker B: I think it's her flask. [00:25:48] Speaker A: She's double fisting something. [00:25:49] Speaker B: She's got a phone. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Are there two phones in her hand? Right hook? [00:25:55] Speaker B: That officer Winched. I mean, she did try. There was the lady with her crotch out trying to kick him. OOH. And this guy's. This is a hell of a video. I can't believe I haven't seen this yet. Yeah, look, it was like the weakest kick. That cop weird back. Like he was going for dude, that. [00:26:09] Speaker A: Was like some sophomore high school wiener kick. Where Becky's? Like, I'm going to shout, Josh who's boss? And then this goes in, like, motions to kick in the dick. I don't think she intended to kick. [00:26:20] Speaker B: CC the girl again. [00:26:21] Speaker A: She tried kicking again. This bitch gets thrown to the ground. Don't try to grab my gun. Try to grab my gun. This is why a guy is like, you just heard her. You just heard her. Can he go back? I want some volume. I want some fucking audio here. So now we got it turned up. So for those of you at home, we are just watching this video of this insane brawl. [00:26:48] Speaker B: It's like, at a nice marina. Everyone's in their suits. [00:26:51] Speaker A: Their ties are a little loose, very loose. [00:26:54] Speaker B: The skirts are a little hiked up. [00:26:57] Speaker A: A lot of bros knocked her out, bro. Yes, you knocked her out. She was trying to grab his gun. [00:27:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Now, full disclosure for everybody at home. If this was a group of black people, my tone would be way different. [00:27:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Also, how hard is it to restrain a drunk girl? [00:27:16] Speaker A: I don't know, man. [00:27:16] Speaker B: These cops, are they're having a time with this group. [00:27:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:21] Speaker B: Also, why are there no batons? My baton would be a plaster on everyone's legs right now. No one would have a functioning kneecap. [00:27:29] Speaker A: I would have unleashed two Tasers and 4 May sprays. [00:27:34] Speaker B: I would have blanketed the whole it's unreal. The amount of restraint these cops show. [00:27:38] Speaker A: It's crazy when it's white people. These guys have the patience of gods. [00:27:43] Speaker B: They're literally been kicked and punched and jumped on that one girl's. Out. [00:27:47] Speaker A: Out. Yeah, she's out. Her friend is, like, doing the chest shake. Amanda. Amanda like, Bitch, she ain't waking up. All right. So that's the video I was talking about. And, yeah, it was very interesting to see the restraints of police officers and to see the two different stories unfold. Like, one was like, police doing police shit again, knocking this poor woman out. And then the whole video comes out, and you could tell that this is just a group of white people fucking pressing their goddamn luck. No winners in that story. [00:28:19] Speaker B: Just like kicking a cop three times. What do you expect? [00:28:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:23] Speaker B: What do you expect? [00:28:24] Speaker A: Yeah. So what happened? I don't know. They're being really unreasonable. I tried to kick him in the nuts three times. I tried to grab his gun. He was just being unreasonable. [00:28:35] Speaker B: Quick Mardi Gras story. One of my girl, my friend was dating at the time, she was chasing after a float during Mardi Gras, and she ran across the street. Next thing we know, she's being dragged away by cops. And she's know, skinny, skinny white chick. I guess what happened is she was trying to get something, and the cop was making her try to put her hand on her to go back. And then she had turned with her drink and threw her drink at the cop inadvertently. [00:29:02] Speaker A: Okay. [00:29:02] Speaker B: Who knows if it's vertically or not, but it was a rough like, they drug her away and left her shoes on the street. Mardi Gras ended that season by us waiting outside of OPP lockup for 4 hours so we could post bail for her. It was rough, but yeah, those cops in New Orleans did not show. Like, they literally were dragging her ass across the street. We were like, what the fuck is going on? You got to go to lockup. Yeah, it was a rough brushing with the law. [00:29:35] Speaker A: You know, my complaint about fucking Bourbon Street, and I complained to a cop drunkenly. And luckily I told you this story drunkenly, and I didn't get in trouble. But I saw the first cop. I'm like, Yo, bro, I'm really sick of stepping in horseshit. You guys got to come up with a better plan. This is fucking disgusting. This is horse shit. [00:29:56] Speaker B: I mean it's. Horse shit is not the worst kind of shit you could step in. It's mostly hay, you know, what they're eating. I'm just saying, they're not having hand grenades. [00:30:05] Speaker A: I'm telling you right now, it's all fun and games until yeah, it's not that bad. Until you step in horse shit. [00:30:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess because you grow up. There's mounted cops in New Orleans, and it's pretty amazing that these horses are in the streets weaving through people shitting as they please, but it's still pretty impressive. [00:30:28] Speaker A: I remember I was like, Shannon, look at this. Motherfucker over here. She turns and there's this fucking horse trotting along with its tail up, just fucking carpet bombing the fucking Bourbon Street. I'm like, this is wild. [00:30:39] Speaker B: Yeah, it's wild. Shit. [00:30:41] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like I'm in a different place. You could see the public shame. Somebody would get on fucking Rodeo when they don't pick up their Chihuahuas poop. You'd be like, asshole. Asshole. Shamed out of town. But these cops are literally just like. [00:30:56] Speaker B: What you going to do? [00:30:57] Speaker A: You know what Bourbon Street needs? Some more horseshit. [00:31:00] Speaker B: More shit. [00:31:00] Speaker A: Some more shit. Oh, man. All right, so we got a lot of exciting news for you guys coming up. We're going to take a quick break first. But we're going to talk about our favorite movies, things that shows that we're really happy to get our kids into. We're going to talk about a certain strike that may be over, but stick around, ladies and gentlemen. We write back with more proper don't breach. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:46] Speaker A: Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. Thank you so much for waiting. All right. So today we're talking about things we want to get our kids into that we actually succeeded in. I know that you have one that you did. I have one that I did. We want to talk about that. [00:31:59] Speaker B: But first, breaking news, right? [00:32:02] Speaker A: But first breaking news. As you guys know, the McBrunch Burger is here. [00:32:10] Speaker B: I did not know this. And as someone who's like a know, I eat more McDonald's than I should. I have not caught wind of the McBrunch. And I'm guessing it's what it sounds. [00:32:20] Speaker A: I just like, you know what sucks about McDonald's is the impact that it's had on my life is just I was watching Dope Sick again the other week. Last week. I was watching Dope sick. It's only eight episodes. I just like, okay, that's what I'm going to do today is I'm going. [00:32:35] Speaker B: To watch Dope was Michael Keaton. Yeah, it's really good and super fucking sad and pisses you off. [00:32:41] Speaker A: A great show. It's just amazing. And I was watching Dope Sick and I realized this is the relationship I have with McDonald's. [00:32:49] Speaker B: You're McDonald's sick. [00:32:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:51] Speaker B: You're ronald sick. [00:32:52] Speaker A: Yeah. McSick. I'm just like sitting there and I'm like, am I ever going to be off this thing? I've been clean and sober for ten weeks. But all it takes is like one bad morning. And then I'm frustrated. I'm hungry. And I'll see those fucking golden arches. And I'll pull in there and I'll get two sausage McMuffins with egg. That's all it's going to take. Or I'm getting off work late. I don't want to fucking cook. I know everybody in the house is asleep. I'm going to get a Big Mac and eat it in the parking lot like a fucking douchebag. I remember telling this story here in my relationship with McDonald's. I remember that I used to have this Macy's bag, this tote bag. And I would bring McDonald's into my old office over in Burbank. I'd bring it in the tote so nobody knew I had McDonald's. And I would eat it in the editing bays because I knew they were empty. So I'd just go, like, eat it in there and just prop up my phone and watch YouTube. That's shame. [00:33:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm shooting up in the editing room. As someone who's had more secret fast food meals than most in therapy, I've been working on my relationship with food. And I'm trying not to have as much guilt when it comes to food. That's like my therapist was like, look, the problem with food is you have to eat it. You could stop drinking alcohol. You could stop smoking weed. You stop heroin. You still have to eat, though. So it's like if you want to eat something not good, enjoy it, but just don't make it. Just do it all the time. And try not to associate somewhat shameful thoughts of hiding food as opposed to like, hey, I'm going to eat McDonald's now. I'm not going to eat it every day. It's not the worst thing. It's not the best thing. I'm not going to have it every day until I have it every day. And then I should probably rethink it. [00:34:43] Speaker A: I remember me and my current girlfriend had like a party weekend when we first met in the Bay and we had Big Macs and back to back nights. That's how crazy that fucking weekend was. We had big mats, back to back nights. Now, in both of our defense, it was lockdown. [00:35:00] Speaker B: Yeah, I've had McDonald's, two meals. A. [00:35:05] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that's not true. Look, I was about to shame you, but that's happened to me where I'm like, oh shit. It's not until I see that wrapper in the trash can of the Sausage McMuffin I had in the morning that I'm like, questioning this double quarter pounder I'm about to take down right now. [00:35:22] Speaker B: That was hours ago. How am I supposed to remember that? [00:35:25] Speaker A: But so for anybody who doesn't know, the McBrunch burger is two cheeseburger patties, bacon egg, a hash brown on top of a sesame bun with an egg, and not the circle egg. Oh, no, it is a circle egg. Sometimes the circle egg, sometimes a scramble egg. [00:35:42] Speaker B: See, as a little McDonald's fact, the circle egg is the only real egg you're going to get. The other one is like a powdered steam variety. [00:35:50] Speaker A: Yuck. [00:35:51] Speaker B: Yep. So the circle egg, you know, it's an actual egg that was cooked for know, maybe not for you, but cooked that day. [00:35:57] Speaker A: It was cooked. [00:35:59] Speaker B: The scrambled ones. No telling. [00:36:01] Speaker A: No telling. Yeah. So like, this burger, I'll tell you right now, if you guys have a chance, Google the McBrunch burger. It doesn't look pretty. [00:36:08] Speaker B: No, it looks like something I would come up with. [00:36:11] Speaker A: Frankenstein's mock. Yeah. I'm trying to think like, when am I going to be high enough at 1035 in the morning. Oh, that's the other kicker. This burger is only available at 1035 in the morning. [00:36:22] Speaker B: It's like the NFT of burgers. [00:36:24] Speaker A: It's the NFT of burgers. It's only worth a penny now. [00:36:31] Speaker B: Fucking NFT. [00:36:32] Speaker A: Oh my god. NFTs have gone down the tube. [00:36:37] Speaker B: I know. I read that article, too. It's like they've lost all their value to surprise, to not me. [00:36:45] Speaker A: It's a surprise to nobody. [00:36:46] Speaker B: We're in a country in a world where you want to touch things and hold things and possess them and look at them on a fucking shelf you don't want to click. Hey, look at my art. You want to touch it. You want to feel it. You want to own it. [00:36:58] Speaker A: When people were trying to explain to me what NFTs are, and they're just, no, no. It's going to be the next big thing. And I'm like, there's no such thing as the next big thing. This is the next big grift. [00:37:08] Speaker B: Yes. That's literally just to like I mean, once Donald Trump gets in the game, you know you're getting grifted. You know, you're getting remember like, you know, wrestling was doing it, and all the NBA, NFL, everyone was doing get the hot NFTs that are going to disappear. People just set their fucking COVID money on fire. [00:37:29] Speaker A: Yeah, it was insane. [00:37:35] Speaker B: It's like in 2021, 22 billion was 22 billion. 22 billion b was spent on NFTs, and 95% are now worthless. Oh my but hey, let's make it 100, right? [00:37:48] Speaker A: The current market cap is 675,000. Oh, my god. You couldn't get a house in La with that. [00:37:54] Speaker B: No, you can't. You barely get a house in Kansas with that. [00:37:59] Speaker A: Price is zero point 18. [00:38:02] Speaker B: Oh, my god. It's not even worth a nickel. It's not even worth a Stanley live NFT. Price is zero one. Yeah, it's about five Shrut bucks by five shruot bucks. [00:38:19] Speaker A: Oh, my god. [00:38:22] Speaker B: People thought they were so fucking smart. It was the next wave of things. And now literally, my back issues of shit of worst with 90s comics are worth more than NFTs. [00:38:33] Speaker A: Dude, you should see me trying to explain to my mom what an NFT was. [00:38:38] Speaker B: That's the thing. If it's that hard to explain, how is it going to make money? [00:38:44] Speaker A: All those churches got in on NFTs as well. There were Jesus, NFTs. Oh my god. [00:38:48] Speaker B: Well, I mean, grifter is going to grift. [00:38:50] Speaker A: Grifters are going to grift. That's what's going to happen. Oh, my god. So before we get to what you were watching with your kid, I want to talk about one of these new trends that I this is something you. [00:39:05] Speaker B: Showed me or Blaine looked up and showed us. [00:39:07] Speaker A: Yeah, Blaine showed this. [00:39:09] Speaker B: It's tearing up the mommy blogs. [00:39:11] Speaker A: It's tearing up the mommy blogs. We disagree. [00:39:15] Speaker B: And it's the no gift birthday party. [00:39:17] Speaker A: The no gift birthday party. [00:39:19] Speaker B: Our alternative the Bum Uncle Fiver party where you give the kid $5. [00:39:26] Speaker A: That makes sense. It's still a gift. [00:39:29] Speaker B: You say, hey, how's school, kid? Here's $5. [00:39:31] Speaker A: Here's $5. [00:39:33] Speaker B: That's basically the party. [00:39:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Unless listen, I saw a lot of moms talking about how stressful it is to plan birthday parties. We were watching this video and this woman was talking about it was way worse when it was like a four year old's birthday party or a three year old's birthday party. Because you have all these adults you don't know. They're all showing up. You have to entertain everybody. And as they get older, it's more just drop off the kid and come back in fucking 8 hours. [00:40:02] Speaker B: Yeah, 8 hours. 6 hours, 45 minutes. Jaunt. [00:40:10] Speaker A: But yeah, there's all these things that. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Are stressful consumerism and I get all. [00:40:18] Speaker A: That stuff, but they're attacking the wrong part of that whole experience. Like the gift is the one easy part. [00:40:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:25] Speaker A: It literally is the one easy part. Like, you can just go to Target on your way to this party. Yeah. [00:40:29] Speaker B: And it's fine if kid gets Dud gift, it's fine. [00:40:33] Speaker A: It's fine. [00:40:34] Speaker B: That's what we're worried about, kids getting Dud gifts. [00:40:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:36] Speaker B: I mean, that's what I was worried as a kid. It's like if you got, like, a toy line that wasn't part of the toys you had. [00:40:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:43] Speaker B: What's this outlier guy? He's not a Ninja Turtle or a Ghostbuster or a Heman dude, when you. [00:40:48] Speaker A: Get, like, a Matchbox car and you got Hot Wheels everywhere. They can't even roll down the fucking tracks. [00:40:53] Speaker B: That's the reason why we should have no gift parties or a fiver party is because you're terrible at giving gifts. [00:40:58] Speaker A: Yes. I mean, tell me you have no friends without telling me you have no friends. Right there. It's ridiculous. I know that. I'm all about creative gifts for kids. And if you know the kid or kids love doing shit. I know for my budies, one of my buddies, we got him White Air Forces and all these gel pens. Like these sick ass gel pens and stencils are like, have at it. Like, make your own fucking shoe. He fucking loved it. Loved it. Now he's a sneaker head. Wasn't before. Now he is. There's like, all these gifts that you can do, and you don't have to spend all this fucking money. You don't have to like, oh, what is he into? What does she like? I get it. Just get him something. [00:41:40] Speaker B: And it's also like that's part of the party is watching the kid open the gifts. Right? That's the whole thing to make the other children watch. Well, see that you're some sort of king. [00:41:52] Speaker A: That's the part that I think can go I'll tell you right now, I've been to parties where I did get a Dud gift because I forgot all about it. I'm like, I'm just get something. And then they started opening the gifts in front of the entire party, and I was like, oh, shit, I got to get out of here. [00:42:07] Speaker B: Yeah. They're going to get to Ants in My Pants. [00:42:09] Speaker A: Yeah, look real shitty. [00:42:11] Speaker B: I got that at Albertson's. [00:42:15] Speaker A: I'm not trying to see this beat up puppet. I got, like, this knockoff bluey named Brownie that I fucking got at the Food for Less down the street. This is not good. I'm not going to be here for this. [00:42:27] Speaker B: But like, the fiver party that's the other trying to push the fiver party, which you just give a kid $5. That sounds so cold and heartless. Or do you like do you fold it in half and put it in their little put it in their little chest? [00:42:43] Speaker A: Put a little seam here you go, kid. [00:42:46] Speaker B: Here you go, kid. [00:42:46] Speaker A: There you go. Get yourself something nice. Blow smoke in her face. [00:42:52] Speaker B: It's the shitty uncle fiver party. I don't get a lot of things. [00:42:57] Speaker A: Ducky, get over here. [00:42:59] Speaker B: You have to call them one by ask how they're doing. You any girlfriends? Here's a fiver. [00:43:06] Speaker A: I love to laugh at how many girlfriends? Yeah, real nice joke. Literally describing me, right? Yeah, that's our producer Blaine, at every party. [00:43:19] Speaker B: I'm married Blaine. You know this. [00:43:24] Speaker A: Oh, man. Okay. So getting on why we're gathered here today. [00:43:29] Speaker B: Yeah, we were talking briefly. I didn't want to get too deep into so we've been doing movie nights on Friday nights, like the kids. Or we pick a movie. We did Super Mario a couple of weeks ago, which was fun. [00:43:41] Speaker A: They like it? [00:43:42] Speaker B: Yeah, they liked it. I liked it. There's a lot of fun references. Probably too many for this fucking middle aged nerd to get. But I finally I got they we were watching on Paramount Plus because now it's available to know for free. The new Ninja Turtles movie. [00:44:03] Speaker A: It's on paramount. [00:44:04] Speaker B: It is. [00:44:05] Speaker A: I was about to pay for that shit. [00:44:06] Speaker B: Don't. [00:44:07] Speaker A: Oh, my yes. Yes, I have Paramount. I'm so excited. [00:44:12] Speaker B: So they have all the Ninja Turtles now. They have the first couple of seasons of the old show. They've got all the other incarnations. There have been so many fucking turtles, you won't even believe. [00:44:20] Speaker A: Oh, man. [00:44:21] Speaker B: But yeah, the dudes were into it. Miles, my older, like, he gets really wrapped up in shit, like jumping and like oh, and there's one part at the end where in real trouble. And he was, like, crying, like worried for them. My mom and I were like, it's going to be okay. They're going to win in the end. After the movie, he's like, I'm going to watch it again. You were just crying five minutes ago. But this is a spoiler for the Ninja Turtles movie. And it's not I mean, we could think whatever, but at the very beginning, they're hiding and they don't have any friends. And Miles is like, oh, we were watching the other day. And he's like, that's so sad. Why are their friends well, you know, at the end they have friends and stuff. He's like, let's just watch the end, we fast forward and watch the end. Sure. [00:45:10] Speaker A: So I remember I was talking to you about that movie, and I told, like, I didn't want to spoil it. And I was just like, they tip a hat to the fighting style of Jackie Chan and his movies. So well, in that movie. And the way Splinter fights that whole scene, I almost teared up because I was so happy to see it. Yeah. [00:45:27] Speaker B: It was like, in this movie, the way they do it is that Splinter goes out in the real world and everyone's super afraid of a rat and his turtle babies. So he gets back and tries to teach them. But in the comics, Splinter was like either a ninja master or a rat. That was a pet of a ninja master. [00:45:44] Speaker A: Yes. [00:45:44] Speaker B: And in this movie, he rents a bunch of DVDs and VHS and he teaches the turtles that way. But in the montage of all the movies and shit, there's a bunch of old, old Jackie Chan movies. And Jackie Chan does the voice of Splinter. And it's fucking it's a great little full circle. [00:46:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fantastic. I thought it was really like one of the greatest things is the way that Jackie Chan Splinter in the movie talks about humans. Seems like almost like racist. He's like, they're animals. They're savages. You don't want to go anywhere near them. And they'll milk you. And it's so great. That's a good running joke. That's a great running joke, how they're going to milk them. And at the end of the movie, when they're trying to suck their ancestors, like, oh, my god, they're milking you. I told you. [00:46:31] Speaker B: I told you they'll milk you. There was definitely, like, some weird, like, the grumpy middle aged man in me was like, why did they just make some of those mutants girls? Just to make them girls. It doesn't really matter. But I thought that was an OD choice to be like because the ninja there was one female in the entire series. [00:46:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:52] Speaker B: And it makes sense. It's like, hey, how about the weird bat creatures? A girl. Or how about the ugly bugs? A girl. [00:46:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:59] Speaker B: And that's like, okay. I don't know if you're making a stance or making a point or whatever, but okay, fine, whatever. [00:47:05] Speaker A: Yeah. It's just like that shit I don't really care about. And I'm glad. [00:47:12] Speaker B: It'S representation for what? [00:47:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Honestly, it'd be shitty to make a movie and pay just a bunch of dudes. [00:47:22] Speaker B: I definitely get that. [00:47:23] Speaker A: I think they should have hired women to do guy voices. [00:47:27] Speaker B: That's fine, too. [00:47:28] Speaker A: I get Leslie Jones in there and be like, yo. [00:47:30] Speaker B: But it's just weird. It's like the bat doesn't have tits. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Yes. [00:47:36] Speaker B: You don't know it's a woman unless until it opens its mouth. [00:47:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. [00:47:40] Speaker B: Maybe that's a deeper thing on my design tastes. [00:47:44] Speaker A: Yeah. So if you guys notice on the table, we have some heirloom tomatoes here in the studio. [00:47:48] Speaker B: My mom grew some tomatoes. [00:47:49] Speaker A: Yeah, we got some tomatoes. So that's really nice. Speaking of tomatoes, speaking of mutant bats. [00:47:54] Speaker B: Without tits. [00:48:04] Speaker A: A random thought that I had. [00:48:06] Speaker B: All right. Yeah, go ahead. [00:48:08] Speaker A: Sorry, it's just a random thought. Speaking of speaking of mutant bats with no tits, there's been a meme going around about how bad boob sweat is as a concept. [00:48:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:24] Speaker A: And it should be, like, humidities instead. [00:48:29] Speaker B: That's a fun pun. [00:48:30] Speaker A: Yeah, there's, like, a bunch of and I started to think that there actually are way more things, way more funnier things than boob sweat. That seems just so lazy. Breast sweat even sounds better. [00:48:41] Speaker B: Humidity. Humidity. Titties. [00:48:43] Speaker A: Humidity. Titties are great. [00:48:44] Speaker B: Titties. I mean, as someone that suffers from that, that's definitely a real problem. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Tit drips. Yeah. [00:48:51] Speaker B: If I'm working, bending over. Yeah, man. [00:48:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I remember two years ago when I was, like, not doing well, and I was not doing well, and I had my shirt get stuck under my boobs. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:49:07] Speaker A: My shirt got stepped under my boobs, and I was like, oh, that was weird. And then I saw the line. I was like, cool. No more secret Mickey D's. [00:49:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like two little happy faces right there. [00:49:16] Speaker A: It's funny. From my angle, they look like sad faces. They look like two really depressed faces. But yes. I'm glad you're able to experience the turtles. They're really into turtles now. [00:49:31] Speaker B: They're in. So we watched the old cartoon. He's like, I want to watch the old, old one. You don't toss two Olds on it. You watch that one. [00:49:40] Speaker A: This is what cartoons look like when you were a child. Yeah. [00:49:44] Speaker B: The screen shrinks to this size, and their mouths don't always match up. [00:49:48] Speaker A: Yeah. You have to get somebody to stand on the side with the antenna, just, like, moving it in the right direction. [00:49:55] Speaker B: The thing is, the theme song is the fucking best, though. Can't beat that. Have we talked about this? Who wrote that theme song? [00:50:01] Speaker A: I think it was the guy he had the jingle. You were telling me about this. [00:50:04] Speaker B: It's the man who created Two and a Half Men. [00:50:07] Speaker A: Yes, that's it. [00:50:08] Speaker B: Big bang theory. Peter lorry was Peter Lori. What's his name? Chuck Laurie. Peter Lori is the character actor. [00:50:16] Speaker A: Peter Laurie. I'm like, Is that his brother? [00:50:19] Speaker B: No, peter Laurie is a fantastic actor. Chuck Laurie created listen to this. [00:50:25] Speaker A: Listen to this. That's a reference that no one will get. Well, all you old fucks in this room, guy. So, yeah, I had a similar thing this week where I just decided to start watching Dragon Ball Z from the beginning because I realized that the old Dragon Ball Z, like, the way that it was actually shot and released in Japan, is on crunchyroll. It's not like the Dragon Ball Z Kai, where they cut down, there's blood, and there's, like, brutal punches to the stomach where you see the fist come through the back. [00:51:02] Speaker B: Mr. Popo is really black. [00:51:03] Speaker A: Oh, bro. Dude, I'll tell you right now, my son commented that one of the characters looked like me, and it wasn't Mr. Popo. Thank God it wasn't Mr. Pope. It was way worse. [00:51:17] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:51:17] Speaker A: Yeah. This is during the Boo series. They're in the tournament, and there's this black character, and this dude is definitely talking jive, and he's a kickboxer. He's like, hey, yo, man, I'm a bit Mr. Whopper. And he's got, like, the big lip. It's not good. No, I give the Japanese people a pass. They're an island. [00:51:39] Speaker B: They're an island. I guess they'd have a lot of black people to draw from. [00:51:42] Speaker A: This was in the 80s, but yeah, if you Google black Kickboxer boo tournament dragon Ball Z. And one of you know what's funny that I figured out while watching this that I did not realize growing up is that Modge. That's the motherfucker right there. [00:51:57] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:51:59] Speaker A: To the right. To the right. That's it. That guy. It's not chill. [00:52:04] Speaker B: No. [00:52:04] Speaker A: Kill a super cut. This is his name is Killer Super Cut. And, yeah, it's not the best representation. And I was like, that does not look like me, you piece of shit. Oh, damn. Okay. Peanut gallery. But yeah. So one thing I realized is that in this series that I'm watching now, for anybody at home who knows that there's Dragon Ball when the main character was a kid, then they have Dragon Ball Z, which is the Vegeta series, the Saiyan series, the Frieza series, the Cell Game series, the MANDROIDS, and then the Majin Buu. Majin Buu. So there's a character named Majin Buu who's a very evil guy, and he was created by a wizard named Bibbidi. And the wizard, Bibbidi ends up getting killed, and Majin Buu goes away. He's laid dormant. Bibbidi has a son named Bobby, and Bobbidi is going to wake up Boo now. And I just realized their names are Bibbity, Bobbity, Boo. I never put that together until I was watching it in real time. Right. [00:53:28] Speaker B: Majin Buu, because he's, like, a little tough guy, then eventually becomes, like, a big, fat kind of guy and kind of a goofy character that hangs around. [00:53:36] Speaker A: So he starts off as a big, fat, goofy character, and then there's another character that finds the good in him because he's just, like, a kid that doesn't know his own strength, right? And then what ends up happening is he ends up getting rid of all his evilness, and it turns into this, like, the skinnier. This skinnier gray thing called evil boo. [00:53:59] Speaker B: Okay? [00:53:59] Speaker A: So evil. Boo is like, Yo, I want to be strong. So he eats the regular Boo, and then he turns into, like, this big, buff, rear motherfucker, and then he starts absorbing Seattle. [00:54:13] Speaker B: Okay. Evil boo's. All gray. [00:54:15] Speaker A: Yeah, he's all gray and skinny and evil looking. So what ends up happening is, after Majin Buu eats this one he turns into a big, buff pink one. [00:54:25] Speaker B: Okay. [00:54:25] Speaker A: And then when he goes into his perfect form, he turns into a kid named Kid, right? Yeah. And he's the one that a lot of rappers from the Midwest want to emulate. [00:54:36] Speaker B: Really? [00:54:37] Speaker A: Yeah. It's a weird thing. They're obsessed with kid boo. [00:54:42] Speaker B: It's a very weird Dragon Ball Z. So fucking strange. It's such a weird cultural thing that it was only on in the afternoons, but everyone I know watched it. Yeah, only on Cartoon Network in the afternoons, like, years after it debuted. And we're talking about the Majin Buu saga. Dragon Ball Z is a very long, very there's, like, lots of actions. It's super drawn out. So long fights last forever. And I remember the episode I stopped watching because it was the teaser for the next episode was, next time on Dragon Ball Z machin Boo go shopping. I'm not going to watch that. I don't care about this. I don't want to watch the pink guy go shopping. [00:55:16] Speaker A: Yeah. There's transitions between all the there's some rough. So there's a common anime theme. Every anime that has teams and fighters, they're going to have an episode where they have to put on a musical or be a band. We go to the beach, or they go to the beach, or they play baseball. That's another one is playing baseball. It's going to happen. These filler episodes. That's a good thing about anime. Anime is not trying to hide that this is a filler episode like we do in America. You're just like, why the fuck was I watching Wolverine play poker? There's a bunch of sentinels outside. What the fuck is happening? It was a filler episode. But when you like, I was like, hey, this next week, they're all playing baseball. Like, okay, filler episode. They know you can go get your life done. You don't need to watch this one. [00:56:18] Speaker B: So what's he into? What parts are he into? Is it the fighting stuff? Is it the so he loves the. [00:56:24] Speaker A: Fighting stuff and the screaming things. He loves powering up. He's just like and the fact that it's super drawn out keeps him engaged. And he's able to leave the room and go play with something else and eat lunch, come back, and nothing has happened. Literally. [00:56:42] Speaker B: They're standing in the same spot. [00:56:43] Speaker A: Two episodes. So it's very easy for him to follow. He's always wondering why people are changing hairs. He's wondering, like, he hates Vegeta. Yeah, he's just like, this guy's so mean. And I'm like, yeah, you're getting yeah, that's right. So he hasn't seen love breaks his icy heart. Well, I mean, remember, he turns into Majin Vegeta at this point. That's where we are. And he's already met his future kid and already has a six year old son. So he's a dick. He's a piece of shit. But yeah. Anyway, it's very nice to get him into Dragon Ball Z and see something that. He actually likes that's outside of Bluey. [00:57:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Breaking out of trolls and the fucking monster machines. [00:57:33] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:57:33] Speaker B: Damn it, man. [00:57:35] Speaker A: I'll tell you, man, these kids shows, sometimes they do it right, and sometimes it's like a huge miss and it's physically fucking painful to sit there and watch it. [00:57:45] Speaker B: Yeah, Paw Patrol fucking sucks. The theme song is good. I like the theme song. It sticks on my head. Fucking sucks, dude. [00:57:51] Speaker A: Spiderman the kid. [00:57:52] Speaker B: Spiderman and the Amazing Friends and oh. [00:57:54] Speaker A: My God, what was that? Fallout Boy. Who does a fucking song for that? [00:57:57] Speaker B: Here they come. [00:58:02] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:58:03] Speaker B: Spinning abandoned. It was. [00:58:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:58:05] Speaker B: And they all keep calling the Green Goblin gobby the entire time. Fucking hate it. [00:58:09] Speaker A: So just so you know, a gobby is I think it's like what they call a blow job in New Zealand. [00:58:15] Speaker B: They call them Gabby. [00:58:16] Speaker A: All the fucking yeah, go behind the 711, get a wristy and a Gabby. [00:58:22] Speaker B: It's pretty good. [00:58:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I told you I used to call wristbands wristies. And I had this very nice Australian girl explain to me what a wristie was. And I should stop saying that to complete stranger. [00:58:34] Speaker B: So we don't even use your wrist that much when you're doing it handy. Makes much more sense. You fucking wanker. [00:58:42] Speaker A: Yeah, you're doing it wrong. Is that why I got tennis elbow? Oh, my God. So let's say you had your top five your top five shows, animated shows you had to make sure your kids watched. Do you have your top five so far? [00:59:01] Speaker B: I've pushed some on them. [00:59:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:59:03] Speaker B: I did DuckTales, the new DuckTales. I don't know if you watched, like, the Reboot series. [00:59:07] Speaker A: No, it's good. [00:59:09] Speaker B: It's interesting and funny. Really? Yes. The bad guy, Flinhardt Glomgold, in this show, he's like an Elon Musk. There's not. There's an Elon Musky. Bad guy like a super over. But in this show, he's like, off kilter, and he has his origin story, and he's just like, some guy that screws me, duck wrong. And hit his head and pretended to be Scottish. It's so bizarre. And the kids are fucking funny. It's an interesting, fun huey, Dewey and Louie all have different personalities, okay? And they talk like kids. They don't talk like that. Awful fucking like, because I tried to watch the old one with them and I was like, I can't listen these fucking ducks talk like this. The new one's really fun to watch. So I pushed that on them for a little bit. And the theme song is also great, too, because it's just an updated Ducktails theme song, which is a great theme song. Honestly, the theme song is a lot for these kids, dude. [01:00:04] Speaker A: The don't even think they cared about the show when it came to theme songs in the 90s. Even. Goof troop screw up dab noodle up. Fucking goof troop. DuckTales. Dark wing. Duck. Let's get. Dangerous, didn't it? The theme songs that they had even when I'll tell you right now, even thinking about it, I'm getting goosebumps. But the X Men theme song, that's what you have to learn in school, in music class. Like, if you can't play the X Men theme song, you're never going to be a musician. But, yeah, it's all about the theme songs. [01:00:47] Speaker B: I tried to push the Spider Man. Spider man? Radioactive Spider Man. The old Spider Man on Miles. And Miles is into it. Little guy is not. He wants the fucking poppy giant head spider. [01:00:59] Speaker A: Yeah. This fucking weird ass, terrible Pixar animation shit. [01:01:04] Speaker B: And I don't know why, but the Black Panther's voice is a lot on that show. Dude, he is doing super fucking he's. [01:01:09] Speaker A: Doing some heavy lifting with that accent. I'm, like, almost offended. [01:01:12] Speaker B: It's like real wakanda. [01:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, okay, you can't tell me this fucking black kid in this white neighborhood talks like this in New York. He's like, hello, my friends. And I'm like, super. [01:01:25] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like coming to America. [01:01:27] Speaker A: Yeah, it's very bad. I'm like that's rough. [01:01:30] Speaker B: That's rough. [01:01:31] Speaker A: Like, oh, so we can't watch this until you meet your makes me feel weird. [01:01:34] Speaker B: Ozo, I don't want to tell you. [01:01:35] Speaker A: Bud, your grandpa does not talk like this. Then my grandpa comes in. Ozo. God damn. So you did. DuckTales. [01:01:49] Speaker B: DuckTales. [01:01:50] Speaker A: We already knew Ghostbusters. [01:01:53] Speaker B: They put some of those episodes on YouTube. So we watched some of those because both the guys are into spooky stuff. [01:01:58] Speaker A: Okay. [01:01:58] Speaker B: So I've been trying to push kids spooky stuff on them. So we watch some Ghostbusters, and they seem to be in another thing. Another good theme song. [01:02:08] Speaker A: That's Ray Parker, Jr. Though. Come on. Come. [01:02:15] Speaker B: Marching down the street. Yeah, that's good stuff. So, yeah, that the Turtles are finally in the mix. [01:02:26] Speaker A: Okay. [01:02:27] Speaker B: Which is good. [01:02:28] Speaker A: So that's four. [01:02:29] Speaker B: I'm trying to get X Men, but there's a lot of talking on that show. [01:02:33] Speaker A: Yeah, there's a lot of talking on that show and a lot of Rogue going. [01:02:37] Speaker B: I can't even get that pitch. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Yeah, there's, like, a bunch of memes going on about how the women will collapse in that show and fall, and whoever drew that is a fucking pervert. Watching Rogue fall down, and it's like ass in frame. Yeah, you're just, like, looking down. Gambit, come get your girl. Gambit, come get your girl. Fucking ass cheeks hanging out. But, yeah, I did Dragon Ball Z, Avatar, obviously, Ozo, he liked Avatar as a kid, but I think he just liked whatever. He saw a smile on my face. [01:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah, it was just on. [01:03:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it was just on. He's just like, OOH. And he liked waving his hands in the air. But yeah, avatar is one. Like I said, dragon Ball Z X Men. A lot of talking, but I really want to get him into that one. This one is a crazy throwback, but. [01:03:37] Speaker B: Johnny Quest throwing barrels at people and. [01:03:41] Speaker A: Well, not the Hannah Barbera one like the Johnny Quest Adventures, the one that came out in Tsunami. Yeah, there you go. So I caught a glimpse of that and I was like, holy shit, this was cool. I want Oza to watch this. I really, really want him to watch this. But then another one is a Goofy. I try to shove a Goofy movie down his throat. [01:04:01] Speaker B: Love that movie. [01:04:02] Speaker A: He's just not into it. He's just not into it. [01:04:04] Speaker B: We've put it on a couple of times. They usually just walk away. Yeah, I'm going to do it again. I'm going to try it again. [01:04:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I think I want it to sit so deep subconsciously in his brain that one day he's going to hear that song and he's just going to melt. Something's going to happen to him. [01:04:22] Speaker B: I'm going to sit on my butt. [01:04:26] Speaker A: Lester's. Paw, paw, pawsome. POG. [01:04:33] Speaker B: That fucking Buckteeth girl just laughing her. [01:04:35] Speaker A: Ass off at Goofy. What a great movie. [01:04:41] Speaker B: I love that movie. [01:04:42] Speaker A: It's a great movie. It's a great, great movie. But yeah, I'm really glad that he's in the Dragon Ball Z because we still have like 200 episodes to go. So many we still have so much to Gohan's. All grown up now. [01:04:54] Speaker B: Has he become trying to be Saiyan Man yet? [01:04:57] Speaker A: Yeah, this is. [01:05:00] Speaker B: College or whatever it is. [01:05:01] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a whole went and that's like I didn't understand that transition. Like how he went from beating cell and being like, the next big fucking thing. And then he goes to college and becomes like, this little bitch. He's got glasses on. [01:05:16] Speaker B: He's like it was a real misstep in the Dragon Ball Z storytelling. [01:05:22] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not very good, but anyway, we got to take another break. We're going to be right back with some more Papa Don't Preach. You guys stick around. Yeah, that's about it. [01:05:33] Speaker B: Sure. [01:05:33] Speaker A: Let's take a yeah, yeah. I'll get the last word. Not you. God damn you, Bennett. And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for sticking around for the podcast of Papa Don't Preach. I'm here with Bennett. Bennett, how you doing? [01:06:01] Speaker B: I'm still here. [01:06:02] Speaker A: Thank you, Jesus. I thought I got rid of you. All right, so today we got a little bit of a switch. Usually we do a pulpit, and we suspended Kanye's Corner for obvious reasons. [01:06:18] Speaker B: Right. He's not doing anything anymore. [01:06:20] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, he's doing stuff. We're not going to cover it, but we have a new segment that we're calling the Musk Minute. So we're going to break down what's going on with Elon Musk. Because most of the times you guys don't hear this, but you're not our breaks. We don't really argue, but we complain about Elon Musk and society's obsession with this false prophet. Like, this guy sucks. [01:06:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm a like, I've never got the guy. Never liked the dude. Whenever he was on Rick and Morty, I was like, why know he's hosted SNL all that know, not even the guy the information about just I could see he's a fucking billionaire. There's no such thing as good billionaire. [01:07:03] Speaker A: Nothing. [01:07:04] Speaker B: Especially if you got an emerald mine money backing you double. Especially if all the good ideas you supposedly had, you just fucking bought from other people, then slapped x on it. [01:07:13] Speaker A: Yeah. People would say, like, this guy's a genius, and I don't know what he's done. I don't know. [01:07:19] Speaker B: He's bought good ideas. [01:07:21] Speaker A: Like, nobody uses PayPal and then runs garbage. PayPal's garbage he just had a little piece to do with is he's shooting corvettes into space? Right? Like, I'm not really sure what this. [01:07:37] Speaker B: Fucking guy made that ugly ass Tesla truck with the indestructible windows that's quickly destructive. [01:07:45] Speaker A: So here's the thing. This is a great point. This is the thing about Elon musk, is there's reasons that people put all this work into getting a product that is safe and that is reliable, and this dude just pumps money into things, fires people who don't agree with him, and he puts out a fucking shitty product. Right now, we're just reading the story about the neuralink. For those of you who don't know what the neuralink is, it's basically a chip that goes into your brain for people who have paralysis to help them communicate and remotely control devices. It's like giving them another like, if you're paralyzed, it's just giving you another way to communicate and work devices. [01:08:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like make your brain communicate with other parts of your body, make a move again, and ultimately, I think it'd be used to reverse aging and do all these fantastic, far out Sci-Fi things. [01:08:38] Speaker A: It could do a lot, but there's. [01:08:40] Speaker B: A giant big but there there's a. [01:08:41] Speaker A: Giant big butt there because the person behind it is Elon musk, who notoriously doesn't want things to work correctly before releasing them onto human beings. [01:08:52] Speaker B: No, he's very much like, I need to get this done. I don't care how literally, look at X, look at Twitter, how it's become the cornerstone of social media, and now it's x. I've mentioned this before. There was a word in the dictionary created to what you were doing when you were on that platform, and he said, no, thank you. I'm going to put a big x on it. [01:09:16] Speaker A: Because I like x. Yeah, because x is marketable. And hearing him explain why he picked x, it numbs my brain. It hurts. [01:09:27] Speaker B: I haven't heard why. I just thought his SpaceX and all. [01:09:30] Speaker A: The other things yeah, it's a very marketable letter. It screams innovation. And he's dumb. He's not dumb. [01:09:44] Speaker B: He's the classic emperor, having no clothes. Like, people have just always been like, wow, you're so great with dick hanging out. Elon. [01:09:51] Speaker A: Yes. [01:09:52] Speaker B: Tell us more about the hyperloop that's never going to work, or whatever you soon had opened up. It was a giant fucking traffic jam with fucking automated cars. [01:10:00] Speaker A: Yes. [01:10:00] Speaker B: How do you have a traffic jam? With automated cars. [01:10:04] Speaker A: This guy, when he was doing the self driving Teslas and testing them out, they said it wasn't ready. He's like, no, they're ready. He released them on San Francisco and started running. People hired. He got the press to show up to his launch. He's like, I'm going to show you this rocket that can land itself. It fucking blew up. Just give it a second. [01:10:28] Speaker B: And like, Teslas themselves. I'm saying what if because I know this for a fact happened because I listened to another podcast. What if your Tesla goes out and you're in a parking garage and there's no Wi Fi around to start it, make your key work? What do you do then? You get your fucking car towed is what you do then. Like, if you don't have Wi Fi, your car doesn't huh? If you don't have a key to your car and you just use your phone and there's no Wi Fi in the bottom of a fucking parking garage, you don't start your car. [01:10:58] Speaker A: They don't give you, like, a little extra? They do. [01:11:00] Speaker B: But most people only use their phones now. So if you leave your key at your house and you go to work and you're at the bottom of fucking parking garage and there's no WiFi, you don't start your car. [01:11:10] Speaker A: That seems silly. [01:11:12] Speaker B: It is silly. [01:11:13] Speaker A: That seems silly. It seems like there's two wrongs there. You should always bring your key in case of emergency. Because if you lose your but you're. [01:11:21] Speaker B: Living in the future. [01:11:22] Speaker A: But if you lose your phone, you're telling me you can't get home because you lost your phone? Yes. That's dumb. [01:11:27] Speaker B: One of the features of the Tesla is that you just have your phone as your key. [01:11:31] Speaker A: But I would still carry my key. [01:11:34] Speaker B: Yeah, you would. [01:11:35] Speaker A: Yeah. So anyway, this neural link thing, I don't think it's ready to go. [01:11:44] Speaker B: The whole thing is spot on because he's saying he's starting human trials. They've announced this last week they're starting human trials at the same time, an article just came out saying that the animal trials went really fucking bad. [01:11:56] Speaker A: Yes. They didn't go well. [01:11:59] Speaker B: There's not a bunch of monkeys doing backflips with their newly healed bodies. There's a bunch of euthanized monkeys that died with brain hemorrhages. [01:12:08] Speaker A: Dude, Amy amy from the Congo is not turning on her speaker via Bluetooth. No, she's 6ft. So Elon denied that any simeons passed away. Then this thing came out that no, a bunch of people who worked with him, they're like, no, the monkeys died. And then he's like, oh, yeah, they died because they were old and they had to be euthanized. [01:12:35] Speaker B: They were already close to death already. [01:12:37] Speaker A: Yeah, he said so they found a. [01:12:38] Speaker B: Bunch of nearly dead monkeys to do these? Like, first off, what a fucking stupid where do you get nearly dead monkeys in captivity, let alone enough to do a fucking test subject? A test screening of so what you. [01:12:50] Speaker A: Do is you get the monkey, you take your test, and you back over it. Make sure it's still breathing. [01:12:56] Speaker B: It's a toddler speed up. That's what they do. [01:12:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:13:01] Speaker B: On its face value, it's a stupid fucking statement to say we hadn't oh, we've got hospital beds of near dead monkeys. We're doing this neuralink transmitter on. That's just fucking wrong. Any kind of reality is that ever going to happen? [01:13:16] Speaker A: So here's the thing that makes me mad, is there's no reason to lie about this shit because people just don't care. The news media moves so fast that he could have been like, yeah, a couple of monkeys died. But that's a small price to pay for human innovation. And people are going to be like, boo, you suck. Oh, my God. Trump just took off his pants on stage. Yeah. And then is Trump waving a gun around now? Yeah. There's this video of Hillary doing the Dougie for her new season on Apple Plus. And I don't want to see, see, see? Look at how that made you feel. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Makes me wish I had a neurolink. [01:14:00] Speaker A: I'm going to make Bennett do whip and a nay nay. Stay tuned. If his hip doesn't go, something in his studio will. [01:14:08] Speaker B: That rotator. Cuffs out of here. [01:14:11] Speaker A: All right. So, yeah, it turns out that some of the primates did pass away, had extreme complications. There was one that said that it shook uncontrollably after it was implanted with this neuralink. And Blaine made a funny comment. Anytime it saw a lab person, it would start to convulse. It's like, yeah, you put a fucking chip in this monkey's brain. [01:14:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:14:34] Speaker A: I would fucking get freaked out if you took me from my home and I woke up with a metal plate in my head. It's like literally what we make horror movies about. [01:14:44] Speaker B: Yeah. There's another quote. Animal 15 began to press her head against the floor for no apparent reason days after receiving the implant. And her condition only went downhill from there. They're sticking computer chips in monkeys brains and they're not working. And then Musk is like, no, let's see if there's any paralyzed people we could get this chip into and see if it kicks off something. [01:15:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Even like this description, animal 15 like, fuck, man. [01:15:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Animal trials are cruel and hard and, like, rough. [01:15:17] Speaker A: This is unpopular opinion. Unpopular opinion. Don't we have some fucking cops in jail that we can be testing shit on? [01:15:26] Speaker B: That's what the Chinese do. [01:15:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, you fuck up, you become a. [01:15:30] Speaker B: Fucking in the body exhibit and you tour around the world. [01:15:35] Speaker A: They're like, oh, these were donated. I'm like, by who? [01:15:38] Speaker B: By who wants to be playing tennis with their skin off? [01:15:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Not a big fan. So anyway, yes. This newer League, they're saying that they're ready for human trials. I think this is going to go terrible. Remember this guy shut off satellites so Ukraine couldn't use them. This guy has governors in all the cars so he can slow them down. Speed them up for all his Teslas. [01:16:02] Speaker B: Accused Twitter of blocking Know shadow Banning, and then did the exact same thing. [01:16:08] Speaker A: Yes. [01:16:08] Speaker B: Make sure that all of his tweets reached the front page, no matter what their fucking reach. [01:16:15] Speaker A: Having Banning a guy's account for tracking your private jet flights because it's about your security. What the fuck? You think some motherfucker over Tennessee is going to launch a rocket at your fucking private jet? Fuck out of here. Yeah, whatever. [01:16:32] Speaker B: That guy sucks. And also elon. Dumb name. The stupid fucking name. First and foremost, I don't like the name. [01:16:40] Speaker A: You don't like the name Elon? I know. [01:16:42] Speaker B: It's South African. Maybe it's like a rich, like, diamond mine. Elon breath emerald mines, right? Not diamonds. [01:16:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Amy breath isn't elon. Amy Breath. What is this? Elon. [01:16:57] Speaker B: I don't like it. And also, his mother looks like a supervillain. [01:17:00] Speaker A: Okay. [01:17:02] Speaker B: Hey, I'm going. [01:17:03] Speaker A: That's the guy. [01:17:05] Speaker B: He killed a bunch of monkeys. Fuck him. [01:17:08] Speaker A: That's the guy's. Mother. All right, easy. [01:17:10] Speaker B: Look up a picture and tell me she doesn't look like Cruella Deville in the year 2000. [01:17:14] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. [01:17:17] Speaker B: Like, pull it up. [01:17:18] Speaker A: All right. Somebody's mom is low as I'm saying. [01:17:23] Speaker B: This in front of my mom's. Tomatoes. [01:17:25] Speaker A: All right. May Musk. She does look exactly like Coella Deville. Yes. [01:17:31] Speaker B: She looks like she has 101 dalmatian fur coat somewhere. [01:17:36] Speaker A: Yeah, she definitely has that sweatshop under the house of people. Just skinning animals alive for yeah, so. [01:17:46] Speaker B: She get a fresh mink. [01:17:48] Speaker A: Her fast fashion, extra cruel look, she's in a mink. [01:17:51] Speaker B: That mink coat we were just talking. [01:17:52] Speaker A: About, that is a mink. Yeah, she's hey. [01:18:00] Speaker B: Stop me when I start telling lies. Stop me when I start telling lies. [01:18:03] Speaker A: No, it's does Elon Musk have any siblings? He's got to have a couple of siblings. Yeah, I think he's got a sister. He's got a sister and a brother. Gee, I wonder which one's Elon. Sorry, we're looking at a picture of Elon Musk. [01:18:22] Speaker B: We don't talk about shit as a kid. That's a whole different thing. [01:18:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:18:27] Speaker B: But his mom, though. Fuck her and her BD eyes. Yeah, don't clip this one out. [01:18:34] Speaker A: I think we are going to start winding down here because I feel like Ben is getting riled up. [01:18:38] Speaker B: Show a picture of his. [01:18:42] Speaker A: Dad. I think elon Musk's dad's worst. Well, anyway, guys, thank you so much. Music. [01:18:47] Speaker B: We're not done. Show me his cousins. [01:18:50] Speaker A: Thank you so much for tuning into Papa Don't Preach. [01:18:53] Speaker B: Look at that stupid fucking scarf. [01:18:55] Speaker A: My name is OB. I'm here with Bennett Miller. Big shout out to Blaine Pierre. Our producer DNA does our music and so does Aaron Mossow. Thank you guys very much. Yeah. God damn, his dad is funky looking. Okay. Yeah, these guys all look like evil people. [01:19:14] Speaker B: Billions of dollars and will do to you built on human suffering and monkey suffering. [01:19:21] Speaker A: And monkey suffering. Man, that sounded bad. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. We're out.