Black for the First Time : Season 5 Premier

[00:00:37] Speaker A: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to as our first episode back, our season one, season five, episode one of Papa don't preach. Yeah. Holy shit. [00:00:48] Speaker B: Yeah. I've been trying to duck text messages, but we did a show together, so I finally had to come back. [00:00:53] Speaker A: We worked together. I'm like, hey, man. You're like, oh, God. Hey, Bennett. [00:00:59] Speaker B: No, I love doing this. I miss doing this. I'm glad to be back. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah, man. It's glad to have you back. [00:01:04] Speaker B: It's been like the fire hazard you guys put in here. [00:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah, don't mention the fire hazard. Definitely not up to code. As a lot of you guys listening at home, not watching, we actually got a new set we're very proud of. What do you think? [00:01:20] Speaker B: It looks sharp. [00:01:21] Speaker A: It looks like I was going for successful, dad. [00:01:27] Speaker B: It definitely looks like you went for successful, got recently divorced, dad. [00:01:33] Speaker A: Yeah. It's, like, about to lose the house. You guys see it on the other side? It's just like, all the boxes of my clothes and a treadmill I'm never going to use. Yeah. [00:01:46] Speaker B: Just turned off social media, dad. [00:01:48] Speaker A: Yeah. All right, so it's been, like, three months. We had, like, three months off. Yeah, three months off, 90 days. Obviously nothing happened, but we'll get to that later. But. Because I haven't seen you in so long. How's everything going? How you been? [00:02:07] Speaker B: What's new? Just doing usual stuff. Being a dad. Try not to yell at my kids. [00:02:13] Speaker A: So how's that going? Like, the whole not yelling thing. [00:02:16] Speaker B: I mean, we yell every once in a while, but it's like you try to learn and you try to adapt. You try to be better than you were, and sometimes you still got to yell. [00:02:29] Speaker A: I think yelling is cool. I'm not, like, screaming at my kid, but I definitely had the dad. Hey, the step, make sure. And I see him when I see him go like that, anytime I get mad and I see my son do the anxiety, he'll grab the side of his head and be like. I'm like, oh, shit. I don't want to make anyone feel that way. No, but still. Fucking told you. Put your goddamn Legos away. [00:02:56] Speaker B: We're in the process of moving. We're mostly moved to a new house still in the same neighborhood. New house. It fucking sucks. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:03:03] Speaker B: But the first day, we were like, they were both back at school. First night in the house. Monday morning, back at school, they literally just fucking screamed for, like, five minutes straight. Just like. I was like, don't yell, don't yell. Just talk to him. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Don't yell. [00:03:21] Speaker B: I was like, I'm not turning on because we got TVs in the vans. Like, I'm not turning on SpongeBob until we are done yelling. None of that works. So eventually, I just put on a song I liked and cranked it up too loud. [00:03:31] Speaker A: Super loud. [00:03:32] Speaker B: To drown them out. And the younger dude, it's too loud. It's like, yeah, that's the point. I want to not hear you. [00:03:39] Speaker A: That's a good strategy. I can't imagine moving with two young children. I did it with a three year old. That was rough. [00:03:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:52] Speaker A: But I. Not to brag, I am very lucky. I had one of the chillest kids on the planet. Even now I got a niece that's five months, and even sometimes she cries. She gets upset when I'm there. I'm still trying to be like me. I want to be like me uncle. I'm family. Remember my face still? She'll like, I'll pick her up. She's like, no, I can't smell my dad. Get this creep away from me. But the bozo wasn't like that, man. He was just super chill. And when he started crying, I knew exactly how to shut him up. I would pick him up, put my finger in his hand, and he'd be chill. Put him up, and pat him. He'd be fine. He starts doing where he's trying to cry. Just get a little push on the stomach, squeeze his feet, farts it out. It was very, very easy. But I was stalking you on the socials. I saw that you went back to Nollins. [00:04:59] Speaker B: Yeah, well, we went back to Lafayette, where I'm from, which is like, no, they've got a university. I mean, there's definitely some stringed instruments there, but there's also sophisticated people doing sophisticated things. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [00:05:21] Speaker B: We went back from Mardi Gras, which was amazing. It was so much fun. I have a couple of my really close friends have kids around the same age as my dudes. [00:05:30] Speaker A: Okay? [00:05:31] Speaker B: So we went to all the parades. My house was like a bead catching machine, because they're adorable. Yeah. All right, first off, Obi was just miming, lifting up his shirt, and I want to say that the worst thing that that girl's gone wild dude ever did, besides the other things. [00:05:55] Speaker A: The things he's in jail for, all the raping. [00:05:57] Speaker B: Yeah, that's number one. Number two is letting people think that that's what Mardi Gras is. Just, like, throwing beads and getting boob. I've, like, in my adult life, I've seen on a parade. Like not talking Bourbon street, because that's for fucking tourists and people from the Midwest with their. [00:06:16] Speaker A: Yes, yes. Camcorders on a parade route. [00:06:19] Speaker B: I've seen boob. Just one on know, just some lady showing. Lifting up only half of her shirt on the parade route. And that was in New Orleans. Like, not in like, gotcha. And that's like. It's usually just like. It's families, it's friends. It's like saying hi to people. It's like making friends with the people next to, like, you catch something, you hand to them. They catch something, they hand it to you. It's like a really fun community. Awesome neighborhood street activity. Really great. There's bands, there's floats, there's music, there's beads, there's also light up shit. There's stuffed animals. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [00:06:59] Speaker B: My kids got so much bullshit. And I'm at the age where, like. So the way Mardi Gras works is there's Mardi Gras cruise. It's like an organization. There's balls you go to there, but that's the floats. Each parade is like a Mardi Gras. [00:07:13] Speaker A: Pub crawl almost type thing, kind of. [00:07:16] Speaker B: It's like the group is the ones that put on the parade. So, like, Bonaparte is a big one in Lafayette. So in Bonaparte, I know like half a dozen or a dozen people in it. So, like, literally we got pelted with beads and stuff by people I knew on clothes. And it's great. The kids had a really fun time. They were dancing like miles was a fucking machine. Like getting beads. Like putting him in his little wagon and putting his hands up again. Mira was dancing and people on the floor were pointing at him and laughing. He was dancing so much. It was a great time. Public drinking is always a fun time. Good food. I have a bunch of friends that are walking distance from the parade route. So it was all really a good family boobless experience. [00:07:59] Speaker A: All right, so don't go to Lafayette. Stick to Bourbon street. Thank you for the heads up. Thank you for the heads up. I appreciate lot. I'm born and raised here in LA, and so I understand it when people get here and there's like this thick haze of fog over the valley and they get on the metro and it takes you a block until it ends and you have to get an Uber to the rest of you. I understand that there's a perception of what Mardi Gras is, but your experience for what it is for locals and the actual meaning of Mardi Gras. Here's a question. Where did Mardi Gras come from? What is it for? [00:08:45] Speaker B: It literally means fat Tuesday. So it was like a catholic celebration where you get all your sinning out before Ash Wednesday and the start of Easter is the next day. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Got it. [00:08:54] Speaker B: So it was a day of celebration and overindulgence, because 40 days, you'd be in lockdown, lint. [00:09:02] Speaker A: What the fuck? [00:09:03] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a religious holiday. [00:09:05] Speaker A: I grew up in a super catholic house, and I never got my fucking sins out on Tuesday. I remember waking up at 06:00 a.m. And going to fucking mass and fucking walking in school with a fucking big black ass mark on my forehead. People are like, what cult is he a part of? I'm like, the fuck? I'm one of the normal religions. [00:09:23] Speaker B: One of the oldest cults. [00:09:24] Speaker A: Yeah, one of the oldest cults. [00:09:26] Speaker B: No, I mean, that's like the whole, like, wearing mask for Mardi Gras. That's what part of it's about. So you could debauchery, you could drink and eat the fuck, do what you want for the day, and, like, the next day you go to mass and you do Fridays. [00:09:41] Speaker A: My religion has been letting me down. [00:09:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I got super fucking fat the last day. We were leaving on that Wednesday. I had a hard time bending. It was rough going, like, squeezing into the airplane seat, just like, trying to. That very last notch. Just the littlest, tiniest little tail on my seatbelt left. I buckle in. [00:10:09] Speaker A: You know what's crazy is how easy it is to put on weight, and you'll eat healthy. And I go through the same cycle every year. New year's, I'm like, I'm going to try eating healthy. I'm going to give myself to my birthday. My birthday rolls around. I'm like, okay, I'm a young other year older, and I feel like shit. So then I start really digging in. And then by October, because my birthday is in June, by October, people are like, obi, you're looking spelt Obi. You're looking good. And I'm like, okay, I'm 15 pounds down. Okay, I'm 18 pounds down. Oh, I'm 20 pounds down. And I always try to be like, obi, you look good. What's up? My God, I just bought bigger shirts. I'm not trying to front on anything. I'm not telling anybody. I'm eating healthy. I'm not telling anybody. I'm working out. And then the holidays come, and then I eat, like, a literal leg ham, like a literal honey baked ham. Every day. It's just like, I'm taking. I couldn't do Mardi Gras, man. Beignets just at the ready. [00:11:10] Speaker B: Well, there's king cake, which is like, the dessert of Mardi gras, which is like. [00:11:17] Speaker A: Shannon is never going to Mardi Gras. Yeah, she's got, like, a problem with pastries. [00:11:23] Speaker B: They're fucking great. So it's like, it comes in different varieties, but ultimately it's like a circle kind of cake. And there's icing, and the Mardi gras colors are gold and purple and green. There's usually frosting in that. Know? And then you hide a little baby. A little baby Jesus in there. [00:11:36] Speaker A: Okay. [00:11:37] Speaker B: And that's part of the tradition is like, if you find the baby, you have to buy the next king cake, is the tradition. Another one of the traditions is that once you get a king cake, the knife stays in the box. Because you're eating that motherfucker as fast as you can. You're not going to eat it. It's not going to last long enough for you to wash the knife and get a new knife. [00:11:55] Speaker A: Oh, got it. [00:11:56] Speaker B: The knife stays in the box. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Got you. [00:11:58] Speaker B: So, like, you wake up in the mid morning, cut a slice off, pop it in. [00:12:02] Speaker A: Okay. I'm with that. Yeah. I'm one of those guys that takes a doughnut. And then I used to cut it in half. Like, I wasn't going back for the other half of that glaze, but. So now I take the donut and I cut it in half and leave it on my desk. So everyone knows that I'm going to get to it eventually. But, yeah, Mardi Gras sounds like the. [00:12:22] Speaker B: Most dangerous place for me. Of course, New Orleans is good for the food and Lafayette has fucking. It's like Cajun country, so it's like Cajun food. I had boudin, gumbo and fucking. It's one of those cities that LA's got a couple of good burgers. Like, Lafayette has a dozen of the best burgers you've fucking had in your life. [00:12:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:12:42] Speaker B: It's like, just around. It's a magical. [00:12:46] Speaker A: All right, well, next year I'll come with. I'll bring the. [00:12:51] Speaker B: Would you would love it. We'd have a really good, like, I'll. [00:12:55] Speaker A: Get a little Airbnb. I'll rent it early. [00:12:57] Speaker B: That's what we did. We airbnb'd it. The Airbnb we stayed at was. My friends used to live in that neighborhood, and there's a little grocery store in the corner. It's not even a grocery store. If they had gas, it'd be a gas station. You buy beer and they have chili dogs and boudin. Boudin's like a kind of sausage. You kind of like rice and smoked meat mixed together and with spices in it. And it's so fucking good, man. [00:13:22] Speaker A: Sometimes when I look at food in New Orleans, it's like a college kid made some five star menu. That's just some of the food I see. I'm like, crab boil? It's just like a bucket. Just a bucket of seafood. Like a little trash bag. And I'm like, this is some of the best food I ever had. [00:13:39] Speaker B: Yeah. So it was a really great trip. [00:13:42] Speaker A: Okay. Now you're home and back to breathing heavy. [00:13:47] Speaker B: Stop eating at a certain time of night. [00:13:52] Speaker A: Okay. Well, shit, man, I'm glad it looked like you and the whole fam had fun. [00:13:58] Speaker B: It was great. It was really great to be around my friends and their kids and see all our kids play together and just. Cause fucking, like, they all meshed really easily and it was just really fun. [00:14:09] Speaker A: What would you say is like, because, you know, like, bourbon street's just for tourists, but if you went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, where would you say the best places to be? Is it Lafayette? [00:14:22] Speaker B: Lafayette's definitely more family friendly, but same thing with New Orleans. Like in New Orleans, there's families everywhere you go. We used to live in an uptown in the garden district. And New Orleans is like a big little city. A little big city, rather. So we would walk from our house all the way down where the streetcars are end up by I ten. And literally we'd walk from our house to the french Quarter like I ten. [00:14:53] Speaker A: It's called the ten. That's all right. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how we say down there. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Fucking Jesus. That's why we need to build a wall for motherfuckers like this. [00:15:04] Speaker B: Interstates were new, but now you'd like second line, which is like where a brass band goes and you just fucking dance your way down the street and you stop at a bar and, you know, eat something. Somebody's selling, catch some beats. It's a fucking time, man. [00:15:22] Speaker A: You know what's like, one of the things you just reminded me one thing I hated about when I was in New Orleans as this touristy place. When I was there, I was like, this is crazy. But every fucking restaurant, every fucking band was playing when the saints go marching in. Oh, yeah. [00:15:43] Speaker B: There's a big distinction between Dixie land, like. And then like, New Orleans style brass bands, which is like move your body. [00:15:52] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I think we took your. When I went to New Orleans, we took your advice. We went on to. We went to Frenchman, and, yeah, it was, like, way more chill. And there was just, like, an amazing band playing in every fucking restaurant, every fucking bar. And it wasn't like, I hate Bourbon street. The fact that I stepped in horse shit three times, four times. These cops just sitting on their horse, like, oops, you stepped in shit. You're bad. I'm like, no, that's not how it goes. That's not how it goes. Can't get fined for not having a dog on a leash. And then this dude has a wild animal riding a wild animal shitting in the middle of the street. Not even the sidewalk in the middle of the street. There's nobody sweeping it up into a pile. You're just, like, literally walking, like, oh, that's. WHOOP. [00:16:46] Speaker B: They mostly eat, like, grass and stuff. I know it's still shit, but it's like, this problem. Better than human. [00:16:53] Speaker A: It's better than human shit. Yes. [00:16:55] Speaker B: Which I see every time I'm in downtown. [00:16:57] Speaker A: Yeah, downtown. We were just working in downtown. And it is fucking rough, dude. Everybody, like, coming to work it almost hilarious. Like, our first day down there, having new crews show up. One will come in to the PO. This guy just whipped out his dick right in front of my window, and I fucking just stepped in human shit. And I'm like, yeah, no, it's downtown. There's some dude outside, like, with no teeth, wearing just a newspaper, screaming at a parking cone. Welcome to downtown. [00:17:32] Speaker B: No. One of the days I walked away and got my lunch, and there was probably, like, two, maybe three just insane people to one normal person trying to live their life. Yeah, the ratio is way off. [00:17:49] Speaker A: Yeah, it is way off, because you'll definitely see somebody and be like, what are you doing down here? They're like, put together, walking down. They got, like, their apple air maxes on, and they're kind of just trying to stay out of the fray. And as you zero in on this person, like, this person looks right out of place. They'll pass what looks like the Muppets electric mayhem band. Just, like, sitting there shaking. Like, what the fuck is going on? But, yes, we can go on and on. I'm glad you're back. I want to take a break because we get back, I want to kind of talk to you about some of the things we've missed for our intro episode, and then we'll get into kind of what people can expect for the rest of the season. All right, well, guys, we'll be right back with some more papa don't preach. See you in a second. And we're back. Yeah, that's right. It's quick. I saw you. Saw you peeping on. [00:19:03] Speaker B: I was doing research. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Yeah. We didn't add this to bullet points, but we were just talking about New Orleans. And there's been a really interesting story that come out in the last couple of days. [00:19:15] Speaker A: Oh, what happened? [00:19:16] Speaker B: So apparently the superintendent of police, like superintendent of New Orleans, went before the city council and they wanted to renew their lease for the evidence room and the police departments because there's a rat and cockroach infestation. And the quote was, they're all high. They're eating the marijuana in our storage rooms. The rats are all high. [00:19:45] Speaker A: Okay. What does the effect of marijuana have on a rat? [00:19:51] Speaker B: I mean, obviously, chill the fuck out. [00:19:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I feel like it'd be easier if you get a quote. It should be like, yo, man, we slowed them down for you. Yeah. [00:20:02] Speaker B: So I've been doing great not smoking, but I can't say as much for the rats in New Orleans. [00:20:11] Speaker A: All right, well, we're back, ladies and gentlemen, here, and we've been apart for a long time. A lot has happened. I know your kids are doing well, which is glad. I'm glad to hear my kid is doing just fine. He had a bully. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:20:27] Speaker A: He had a bully. But it was handled. It was handled. I can't really talk about. I don't think I could talk about what part of it was handled. But all I can say is that my son had a bully and he was older, he was into the fourth grade, and it would happen at the after school. And then I guess this bully made the mistake of doing it during regular school hours. And so somebody saw because my kid was telling me, like, there was this kid that's mean to him, and I'm like, that shit happens. But then a teacher told me what's been happening and I was like, oh, this is not like somebody's being mean to you girls. Sicker skin. Like, this motherfucker is targeting my kid. And then. [00:21:17] Speaker B: Is this a podcast we have to pick up in like 15 years after the statute limit? [00:21:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it sucks because the after school program is not really connected with the school. And even though they're at the same campus, they just show up and do their. They're just babysitters. Some of them are just trying to get college credits. Some of them are just like, my ride is working here after work. Type shit. But the school tried to, they did their investigation. And what really sucks is that this kid who was picking on my son is going through it. Parents getting divorced. One of the parents is now unhoused and he's going through it and he doesn't know how to deal with it. And I did something that I'll tell you off the pod that I'm not too proud of, but I'm letting you know. I found out that he was going through it after what I did. So I'm still a good person. So I'm still a good person in. [00:22:22] Speaker B: The eyes of God. [00:22:24] Speaker A: Oh, shit. He's watching. But yeah, a lot of shit has happened. A lot of shit has happened. [00:22:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:31] Speaker A: You just got back from New Orleans. Were you on a Boeing plane? [00:22:36] Speaker B: No, I was not in the exit row. [00:22:40] Speaker A: Do you know the other company that makes airplanes? No. Airbus. There's two companies that make planes. [00:22:47] Speaker B: That's it. [00:22:48] Speaker A: That's it. There's this Airbus and Boeing. I had no idea. I thought there was know we make planes or no, but there's only two. [00:22:58] Speaker B: And one of them know, dropping out. [00:23:02] Speaker A: Of the sky, you know, it's crazy. [00:23:04] Speaker B: Sucking people out of their seats and not in a good way. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you mean sucking people off their seats and not in a good way? [00:23:12] Speaker B: Yeah, something like that. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Okay. I think it was like, what, 2020? When was it? 2020 or 2019? When these planes were going up and just nosediving into the ground and they had to ground all those planes. They're like, we can't figure out why. And apparently it was just like a computer system to help assist that Joe was supposed to assist pilots. That was just getting the trajectory wrong and be like, up, we're going to crash. And they would just. [00:23:41] Speaker B: I'm not sure if it's still the case, but I think a lot of airplanes, their programming is still, like, on floppy disks. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Like, get the fuck out of here. [00:23:49] Speaker B: Yes. 40 year old technology. They're still programming their flight routes and flight paths with that. [00:23:56] Speaker A: I have to turn off my phone because it might drop this plane out of the sky. I'm trying to figure out. And everybody's got their story of how they talked to a flight attendant and they said, it's bullshit, doesn't affect the plane. I have one of those stories. I was talking to a flight attendant and I had my phone and I just showed her, hey, it says I have cell phone service. I don't put my shit on airplane mode. What's the deal with that? She's like, we mostly tell people to keep their phones away, because landing and taking off is the most turbulent, is. [00:24:30] Speaker B: The most dangerous part of the flight. [00:24:32] Speaker A: Yeah. And if some asshole's phone goes flying out and he has to get up and get it, it can be a problem. And I was like, oh, I never thought about it that way. She's like, we can't have laptops flying into the ceiling or sliding down the hall. [00:24:45] Speaker B: So it's like, you have to put your shit away. Yeah. It's more like being our moms for a second. [00:24:51] Speaker A: That's basically it. They're like, you put your shit on airplane mode, that means you can't talk to anybody. You can put it away. You know exactly where it is. I was like, okay. There was also, our producer was telling us that this guy, the whistleblower from Boeing, the day that he was supposed to testify, they came to his house and he committed, air quote, suicide. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I saw that too. Which is. It's always amazing how that happens. [00:25:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:25] Speaker B: Whistleblowers have a real left turn. Change of heart. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:29] Speaker B: When it comes to dealing with massive corporations that are getting their. They're trying to fuck up their shit. [00:25:36] Speaker A: It tells you what type of person is a whistleblower. These guys, usually they come out with all these secrets, and then all of a sudden they develop a cough or like, a serious bullet wound to the head. Yeah. I don't know. They have a real problem staying alive, and I think that's a big problem with the whistleblowers in our country. It's an epidemic. [00:25:56] Speaker B: It's not just an american problem, okay? It's worldwide. Maybe a human problem. [00:26:02] Speaker A: I'd say it might be a human problem. [00:26:04] Speaker B: Yeah. People don't be able to be snitched on unpopular opinion. [00:26:08] Speaker A: And my heart goes out to this guy's family, and nobody deserves to die. [00:26:13] Speaker B: But especially someone who's trying to keep us safe. [00:26:16] Speaker A: Yeah. If this was Boeing. Not if or whoever's interest group. How sloppy. Yeah, how sloppy? [00:26:24] Speaker B: They couldn't do it two days before. [00:26:25] Speaker A: They couldn't do it two days before. They couldn't inject him with an air syringe, make it mimic a fucking brain hemorrhage, a gunshot wound. Oh, this guy shot himself, like, oh, I watch SVU. Everyone knows that. Just get a little pop, rub off the gun. Come on, man. [00:26:51] Speaker B: Yeah, there was. I can't remember if it's a mafia whistleblower. One of like, a whistleblower in the past had two self inflicted gunshot. It's like that kind of shit. It's like, oh, really? [00:27:04] Speaker A: Oh, got you. He had an extra one, the guy. The guy was found dead in his home with a bullet wound to the back of his head with a rat stuffed in his mouth. Self inflicted. Got it. Yeah. Boeing is. What do you think would be the worst thing that would happen if this guy testified to Boeing? [00:27:23] Speaker B: They'd have to spend some of their money they're hoarding to fix the plane, which is the worst thing for them, I guess. So wait a minute. I guess sell my yacht to make sure people don't get sucked off their seats. [00:27:35] Speaker A: First I got to take out the ashtrays, now I got to fucking bolt down the doors. What is this, fucking communist Russia? [00:27:41] Speaker B: That's definitely another thing, is like, you know you're on a bullish, shitty plane when you see fucking ashtray. [00:27:46] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I'm looking at my thing, and I'm like, is this an ashtray? This can have been used in the last 30 years. This is wild. No, I'm like, I'm flying in a goddamn dinosaur. My car is almost 20 years old right now, and it is struggling. I wouldn't drive that cross country right now. I barely take that shit out of my area code, let alone my goddamn goddamn state. But, yeah, the government could possibly take over Boeing. And if Boeing doesn't get their shit taken over and the government says, oh, we're going to oversee this shit. All these senators walking around with, like, Boeing swag and all this money. Yeah. Trying to ban TikTok. [00:28:33] Speaker B: About to say the government loves to take over some shit they have no business taking over. [00:28:40] Speaker A: Yeah. What? [00:28:40] Speaker B: The TikTok thing, it's like, is it the house? Over 81% voted for the resolution to be like, sell the company or shut it down. Oh, and by the way, me and my friends, we're making our own company. We can buy it from you if you need. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's really fucking transparent. I see. [00:29:01] Speaker A: Dude, it's so fucking stupid, because it's. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Like, they do it because it's the chinese company, and they're worried about the data or data being stolen. [00:29:10] Speaker A: Yes. [00:29:10] Speaker B: Data is stolen every fucking day. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:13] Speaker B: It happens all the time on every single app. There's data breaches, there's hacks, and none of that's a big deal. But when there's, hey, we can make some bucks off of this TikTok. I think kids love the dancing. How do we make money off of it? [00:29:30] Speaker A: They're about to. Like, if the House of Representatives bans, like, it's crazy. They can't vote on a border bill because they need to save it for after the election so they have something to run on. But they're going to ban TikTok before the election. Do you know how many motherfuckers use TikTok? Do you understand? You ban TikTok. That's a lot of votes you're fucking sacrificing right there. You better get the house flipped upside down. It's wild. If you have to ban something, ban x, ban Twitter. [00:30:05] Speaker B: Let's start there. [00:30:06] Speaker A: Yeah, ban that. That shit is garbage. [00:30:08] Speaker B: Sucks. [00:30:09] Speaker A: And you know what? [00:30:10] Speaker B: Still twitter.com. [00:30:11] Speaker A: It's still twitter.com. And you know what? Another thing, ban threads. I was all about threads. I was all about it, and now it's just fucking women holding their tits out. Let's slow it down, okay? [00:30:29] Speaker B: I have to download another app. I was like, okay, someone I follow, Instagram, has a thread. What's this thread about? And I click it and please download threads. No, I'm not doing that. You're one step. It's another step I'm not going to do to check out this person's. [00:30:45] Speaker A: And that's the bullshit. It shows up in my feed. Like, Instagram is all fucked up because I can't get past. I'm like, okay, suggested, suggested, sponsored, not. Oh, this is my friend posted three days ago. Well, what the fuck? And then, oh, a thread link click takes me to another app, and it's just this, what looks to be either nordic woman jumping into water with her boobs hanging out. [00:31:12] Speaker B: I think you and I are on the same algorithm. [00:31:14] Speaker A: Yeah, because we're next to each other. Before, my shit was just like Dragon Ball Z and people falling on their face. And then now that we do podcasts together, now it's Dragon Ball Z food, big breasted women, and people falling on their face. Yeah, so it's just like these guys, like the same shit. Yeah, you start getting comics up on your shit. [00:31:33] Speaker B: I was about to say, move one of those and put in pro wrestling. And that's my algorithm. [00:31:37] Speaker A: Yeah, speaking of funny algorithms, your fucking wife, her algorithm is fucked up because she's been sending me like, you know how she gets real cringey watching? She doesn't like being uncomfortable watching people horribly rap. Yeah, she's not a big fan of awkward. [00:31:57] Speaker B: If we're watching a show, any version where someone starts to rap, she's like, no, I can't watch this. Yeah, she'd rather watch live death. [00:32:09] Speaker A: It became like, I would send her this horrible rap thing, like, how much you hate this and she would send me some horrible raps. Like, this is pretty bad. And now she'd be like, check out how terrible this is. Check out how terrible this is. And now it's like 90s church videos of like, hey, now we're going to hell. I'm telling you, you're not doing well. And I'm like, why did you send this to me? What is your algorithm? She's like, yeah, it's. It's screwed. Fucked. [00:32:35] Speaker B: You're fucked. I really love throwback Christian hip hop. [00:32:43] Speaker A: Yeah. And it started showing up on my fucking reels. Now it's like, I think I sent her one that somebody sent me. And I sent it to Natalie. It was like a CBS News report, daytime news report in 88. Of new hip words for the. [00:33:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:04] Speaker A: And it was like, hey, man, bucked. I got so bucked last night, I must have drank an entire case. And then the other one was clutching pearls. Like, pearl clutching. And I guess it just lost its meaning, because I can't say now, looking back, like, oh, they had it wrong. But the lady was like, it's these two women talking in an office. And she's just like. She's like, hey, did you hear about Danny? Yeah. I can't believe he did that. Clutch my pearls. I'm so disgraced. I'm like, you're not supposed to say it. And she actually had pearls on and clutched them. I'm like, what? What's going on here? But I can't say they had it wrong. But I got to show you that video. We'll put a link on there. I'll link it up for you. Um, one thing I also wanted to bring up to you, because are you a big fast food guy? How about this? Are you a guy who doesn't eat fast food? But there may be one or two receipts in the left pocket of your car. [00:34:06] Speaker B: I don't litter if I just loosely happen to be holding a receipt as I'm driving fast. [00:34:13] Speaker A: No. [00:34:17] Speaker B: I'm bad to terrible when it comes to fast food. [00:34:20] Speaker A: Sometimes it's just the only thing open. [00:34:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm just straight up addicted. We talked about way back since I stopped smoking weed. Like, I talked to my psychiatrist the other day. Think I'm the only dude in the history that stopped smoking weed and gained weight? [00:34:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:40] Speaker B: Turns out they were not separate deals. My problem with food and my problem with weed were not interconnected. I had one before the other, and that one is just like, fucking, like, top of the pile. Like King Kong swatting down my other addictions. [00:34:59] Speaker A: I thought I just got older. By the way, be picturing King Kong swatting your addictions out of the. [00:35:06] Speaker B: It was just a branded fucking King Kong McDonald's and Taco Bell. Well, Cadbury, all those Cadbury crunchy, a whole. [00:35:16] Speaker A: That's a whole different addiction. [00:35:19] Speaker B: But yes, I've been. [00:35:20] Speaker A: No need. What would be your go to? What's your go to? [00:35:26] Speaker B: McDonald's is usually my go to. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Okay. [00:35:28] Speaker B: I guess that's the most in my neighborhood. Followed by a taco bell. [00:35:33] Speaker A: Is it like, I'm not tripping. It's obscene how many McDonald's are in Los Angeles. [00:35:38] Speaker B: Between my house and your house? There's like four. [00:35:40] Speaker A: Yes. It's insane. And I remember Ozo was like, hey, dad, can I have chicken nuggets? And it's like, yeah, I can make some chicken nuggets. Like, oh, I want it from McDonald's. And I was like, okay. He's like, but you passed it. And I was like, we're going to see. Yeah, we'll be all right. And then he started like, oh, there's one. He's like, there's so many McDonald's. There's one. There's so many McDonald's. And I'm like, yeah, this is a problem. Yeah, but they're everywhere. But I was talking to our producer, Blaine, and I think it was a couple of weeks ago, I had Mickey D's. I've gotten it twice with my kid, but I've held it back because one of my 2024 goals is fuck fast food. Just get it out of my life. And I was like, okay, let me go to Carl's. I haven't been to Carl's in a while. I left the stage at, like, it was like, midnight, like, 1230. I left or some shit. It was fucking stupid. And the only thing open was Carl's Jr. And I was like, oh, 24 hours, carl's Jr. I'll do it. I'll eat it when I get home. I got, like, a double cheeseburger, fries, like, one of the menu. I think they're big western or some shit, the double. And I always get it with sourdough bread. First of all, I don't know if anybody else has dealt with this, but I pulled up at Wendy's, and it was an AI person. Like, it wasn't a real person. And now normally, you pull up and it's like, hey, you want to order through the app today or try our little pie? You just kind of wait for somebody to go, what do you. Yeah, yeah, it's just a completely different voice. [00:37:17] Speaker B: Oh, hi. So I got you coming to McDonald's. [00:37:19] Speaker A: Yeah. So I pulled up and I was like, oh, hi, thanks for coming to Carl's. What do you want? And I was like, okay, let me just wait for this shit to pass. Are you still there? I was like, what the fuck? Hello? Yay. I'm your virtual assistant. Just tell me what you want, and I'll write it down. I was like, what? I forgot how to talk. Can I have a number four with sourdough bread? So you want? And it said the whole thing with sourdough bread. I'm like, yeah, what kind of drink do you want? I was like, Dr. I'm sorry, I didn't get that. I'm like. I'm like, this is so weird for me. [00:38:08] Speaker B: Yeah, your robot enthusiasm is freaking me out. [00:38:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I was not a fan. But anyway, I ordered everything through this person. I go in there, I see these two early 20s dudes sitting in there giggling, maybe high, who knows? What's up, man? I got your food coming right up. I'm like, yeah, what's with the fucking virtual assistant? And I was, like, so freaked out about it. Oh, yeah, it's a program we turn on and off. And I was like, cool. That seems like you're participating in your own demise. You got one fucking job here, okay? But after that whole situation kind of left me because I didn't even look at it. I didn't even think about it. Just went over there. I gave him my card, got my card back after that whole thing. I look at the receipt, and it was $21. And I was like, 21 fucking dollars. Wait, what did I get? What the fuck did I get? [00:39:08] Speaker B: Yeah, what did I get? [00:39:10] Speaker A: What did I get? And it's because I got a large combo. I got a substitution. I went to criscut fries, and that was $21. I started to think like, this ain't the hamburger hamlet. No, this ain't red robin. [00:39:28] Speaker B: This ain't the habit. [00:39:29] Speaker A: Yeah, this is fucking. This is Carl's Jr. Yeah. [00:39:32] Speaker B: In the middle of the night. [00:39:33] Speaker A: There's no business with this being over $15.15. I'll be like, oh, man, this is pricey. Fucking fat, obese, extra large. [00:39:41] Speaker B: But $21, it's insane. Like, I went to the one that I'm not supposed to go to that may or may not have hate in the center of their delicious chicken the other day. [00:39:54] Speaker A: Oh, yes. [00:39:56] Speaker B: It was $17. Yes. [00:39:58] Speaker A: What the fuck? Just for you. [00:40:00] Speaker B: Just for me. [00:40:01] Speaker A: God. [00:40:01] Speaker B: I didn't order supplementary food I just got a combo. [00:40:05] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the thing, too. I get when I order chinese food and it shows up and it's like $78. Because even when they show up and it's just for me, they put like four plates in there because they're like this. Obviously not for one person, but I'm shopping for the week. [00:40:24] Speaker B: Very kind of you to add those extra plates. [00:40:26] Speaker A: Yeah, we both know what this is. You know what this address is? Come on. But they charge you for ketchup. They charge you for sauce. They only put the two napkins. If you ask for extra napkins, it's fifty cents. I was like, who is that helping? Yeah, where is this coming from? And apparently a lot of these incentives are to stop the garbage, like, to lower the amount of waste. [00:40:56] Speaker B: Well, one of the things, I'm not a fan. It's been outrageous because usually I had my McDonald's order, you keep it like $10, $11, and now it's, like, jacked up. So they forced me. I've already talked about having to download another app. I've downloaded a couple of fast food apps. [00:41:13] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:41:14] Speaker B: That's where the deals are. It is stupid. The other day, one of the moving days, it was last Saturday, I took the kids swim class. Nat was doing house stuff. So on the way back, I was like, man, I'm fucking hungry. I wonder if I have anything on the app. And it was like, dollar, any size, french fries from McDonald's. It's like, I've got $3 in my wallet. Like, I get a small coke and a large fry, they could eat some fries. [00:41:43] Speaker A: What the fuck? [00:41:44] Speaker B: It was like, one of the other things, like, $6 medium Big Mac meal. You can't get that shit anywhere else. [00:41:50] Speaker A: $6 medium Big Mac. See, that's some bullshit. [00:41:53] Speaker B: It is in the thing. That's like, yeah, take my data. You want my Social Security number? [00:41:57] Speaker A: I don't even fucking care. $6 Big Mac. [00:42:00] Speaker B: Like, yeah, McDonald's. I'm going to do it. [00:42:01] Speaker A: See, this is where fucking AOC Marjorie Taylor Green. This is a shit. You need to be fucking taken to the floor. Fuck TikTok. McDonald's can't be coming out with fucking secret apps with deals on them. [00:42:15] Speaker B: And you get points for ordering. Like, oh, you've earned yourself a ten McNuggets. Like, really? [00:42:20] Speaker A: Now have I? [00:42:23] Speaker B: Well, now that you mentioned it, I could have ten more McNuggets on top of my food. [00:42:28] Speaker A: See, that sucks, man, because this is type of shit I'm trying never to eat. That shit again. And now you're telling me that there's deals? It was making it easier. I was telling Blay my go to was the double cheeseburger. Two double cheeseburgers, medium fries. That was my go to because I always have my canteen. I don't need a drink. I get that. I put the fries in the burger, and I'm just good. And I could take some leftover fries. I'm done. That's good. I used to be like, $7.06. $7. It's $11 now. [00:42:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:59] Speaker A: $11 for two cheeseburgers and french fries without a drink. [00:43:04] Speaker B: No. Sell my dad to big old Ronald. Give me that deal. [00:43:11] Speaker A: Ronald. Oh, man. Not a fan. Not a fan. Since I haven't seen you in a while. What are you watching these days? What, are some new shows coming into the new year? Because I know I got one. Yeah, I got one that I love, and I got one that I fucking hate. [00:43:32] Speaker B: All right, we're going deep in the nerd territory. I've been watching some anime lately. [00:43:38] Speaker A: You've been watching anime? Yes. [00:43:42] Speaker B: Fucking. I'm just as shocked as you are. [00:43:44] Speaker A: Welcome. [00:43:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:45] Speaker A: Welcome. I'm going to start watching SmackDown. So we have everything in common now. [00:43:50] Speaker B: Well, the one I've been watching, it's on Netflix. This is not a sponsored content, but it's called delicious in dungeon. [00:43:57] Speaker A: Of course. Yeah, of course you're watching it. The food looks amazing. [00:44:04] Speaker B: I'm not sure if you know, but I'll describe it to the people that don't know. [00:44:06] Speaker A: Yes. [00:44:07] Speaker B: It's like a video game, kind of like in a fantasy world. These people are in a dungeon. They get their asses handed to them, and they need to go back to save one of the guy's sisters. But they have no money for gear. So the idea is we, you know, we don't have money for supplies. But what if we eat the monsters that are in the dungeon? They meet a guy, like cinchy, who's like a dwarf. He lives in the dungeon. He's really good at cooking. So it's like partial cooking show where they make this delicious. Looking like, one of my favorite ones is he makes, like, a holy. Holy water. They're in a section where ghosts are attacking them. So he's like, okay, I could just make some makeshift holy water to scare these ghosts off. So he puts, like, salt and sugar and all these ingredients in a jar, and he's swinging around, and they scare the ghost off, and they get it back and it's all frosty, and he takes a bite. It's like, wow. It's like delicious sorbet. It's like ghost sorbet. If they eat, like, a giant scorpion, it looks delicious. [00:45:11] Speaker A: Yeah. I saw an episode where they cooked up a giant mushroom. Mushroom monster, and I was like, it's funny. It's a funny show too, but, yeah, it's funny. [00:45:24] Speaker B: Of course, the one that I'm into. [00:45:25] Speaker A: That'S of course the one you're into. [00:45:27] Speaker B: They're like, add soy sauce and a little. A pinch of salt and cook it for this long, and it displays poached giant scorpion. [00:45:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:39] Speaker B: Like, in the display dish. [00:45:41] Speaker A: Yeah. One thing in anime is they make the food look very good, but this show takes it to another level. [00:45:49] Speaker B: They're all eating monsters. They're eating, like, man eating. They're eating deep and into it. They eat like kelpie, like a horse fish. [00:45:57] Speaker A: Well, with respect, a lot of these monsters, you could say that they're monsters, but they're delicious looking monsters as well. They're not like alien looking fucking graboids. Some of them are. You're just like, that can't be a monster. Like, it is a monster, but it should not look like bow. [00:46:19] Speaker B: So that's one of the things I'm into, although. Yeah, tell me what you're into. [00:46:23] Speaker A: So I got one that I was waiting for, and I just finished the first episode, and I'm hooked. I can't wait to just watch more. Is Shogun. [00:46:35] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, it looks good. [00:46:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I imagine somebody walked into a studio and is like, yo, I want to make Game of Thrones, but with samurai. And if I was a studio head. No, chill. I would have just emptied my pockets right there, because that's exactly what I want to see. [00:46:51] Speaker B: What's a remake of an old miniseries, right? [00:46:53] Speaker A: I have no idea. [00:46:55] Speaker B: I believe so. It's, like, from the 70s or 80s. They already made it, and it's like a reimagining remake of that. [00:47:01] Speaker A: Oh, great. I'm down for it. [00:47:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I am down for it. Amazing. [00:47:05] Speaker A: It's really good so far. It's great. I'll let you know. I watched the first episode of Showgun after. You ever have one of those days where you clean the house and then, I don't know, because your house is never empty? But I cleaned the house, and nobody was home. Kid wasn't home. Shannon wasn't home. And I was just, like, sitting in the living room, and I was like, okay, now what? I'll just watch a movie. Yeah. I just need to kill, literally. [00:47:34] Speaker B: Why I started watching it's like, okay, no one's here. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Okay, I guess I'll watch this show. [00:47:39] Speaker B: That the preview look good? [00:47:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I just use TV to kill time. Like I need to kill 3 hours. That's three sVus or so. I watched Napoleon and boy, was I disappointed. Yeah, because they made it seem like this. I guess all movies do this where they have this big elaborate trailer and they're, hmm, five stars. This person you've ever heard of said it was the best reimagining you've ever seen. Joaquin Phoenix is priceless. Stupendous. And I'm like, all know I'll see this shit. I'll see who doesn't love a war epic. And so I watch this and first of all, they don't speak French at all in the movie. They're all just talking with, it's just, hello, is this English sacrible? Maybe it's not good. I don't like movies where they do that, where it's just like, at least give me something where somebody is telling the story. Like if you have a narrator that's saying it in English and then they go from French to speaking English, so you're hearing it from somebody else's point of view. That makes sense. I can't just believe I'm watching Joaquin Phoenix, one of the whitest dudes on the planet, just like, being it. It was not a great movie. It was not a great movie at all. [00:49:08] Speaker B: I am in the part of my life where it's like, you really have to sell me if your movie is longer than 2 hours. [00:49:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I get that. [00:49:16] Speaker B: I don't think most stories should be longer than an hour and a half cinema. [00:49:21] Speaker A: I fell asleep during flowers of the Killer moon and it was a great, I kept on waking up and I'm like, okay, I get what's going on here. First of all, it was nothing like to figure out. And it did not need to be 3 hours, but it was the same shit. What was that last movie he did? The Irishman. Same shit. Like, what the fuck are you doing? [00:49:44] Speaker B: I'm pretty bad at falling asleep in movies, especially in movie theaters. We went to go see the last Jurassic park movie. [00:49:51] Speaker A: Okay. [00:49:52] Speaker B: Have you seen that one? [00:49:53] Speaker A: Yeah, the one with Dominion? [00:49:55] Speaker B: Yeah, where the old cast comes back. So I'm like nodding off. Nodding off. And I wake up and they're underground and this dinosaur just running at me. I was not prepared for that. I know there's going to be dinosaurs in your dinosaur movie, dude. I was not ready for that. And it was the worst time to dad laughed at me. [00:50:14] Speaker A: Have you done those movies where they serve you a meal? Like, they bring you your food so. [00:50:18] Speaker B: Bad at those, I can't do those. [00:50:19] Speaker A: So that's, like the worst thing ever, in my opinion, because I'm watching a movie, and then this person shuffling over, did you order a hot dog, a slice of cheese pizza, popcorn, and two drinks? I'm like, bitch, shut up. [00:50:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:35] Speaker A: What the fuck? The fuck are you doing? When you sit down, there should be a portion in a movie where you eat. You should watch the first 30, 40 minutes of the movie. There should be a ten minute intermission. Because if I don't want to finish the movie, I'm not. If I get up and I'm like, you know what? I'm not really feeling this. I'm going to leave. I should be able to without disturbing anybody. But if I want to come back and get ready, maybe watch a trailer before I get right back into the movie. And there's a little recap, too. Great. It should be a whole experience. Fucking $40 for a goddamn movie. [00:51:08] Speaker B: All bad. And the worst, the worst, the worst is they always come and slide the bill as the third act is, like, getting its emotional apex. Spiderman is turning into dust. [00:51:22] Speaker A: Just pay for that when you need. [00:51:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll be back if you want. [00:51:24] Speaker A: Here you go. [00:51:25] Speaker B: I'm trying to be engaged cinema, and you're sliding a bill for all the bullshit that. I don't like that experience personally. [00:51:36] Speaker A: Well, the reason I was asking is I want to go see Dune two. Yeah, actually, Shannon wants to see Dune two. I told her she can't see it unless she watches dune one. [00:51:48] Speaker B: No, you cannot. You will have no idea what's going. [00:51:52] Speaker A: It doesn't make sense. The movie will not make sense to you. They're just like, okay, what the fuck? [00:51:57] Speaker B: But I was like, muadib and Shakalud and Benny Jesserit and all these words at you. [00:52:05] Speaker A: You're not going to understand what's going on. And even the first one, I'm like, jesus Christ. But I got pulled in in the middle. In the middle. I was like, okay, I can get with this. But we're trying to decide what theater to see it in, whether we see it at IMAX, which will probably have to be in, like, fucking long beach or some shit. Or do we see it at the Cineplex over in Hawthorne because they got the big ass seats? But then again, the waiter is going to come through. But the good thing is that it's all you pay at the fucking. You swipe at your little chair. [00:52:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:37] Speaker A: So there's no cash, no nothing. [00:52:38] Speaker B: It's like, no, I like to go, like, the most low tech theater. If I can go. [00:52:42] Speaker A: I like the fact that I could sit up here and it's great, but I just think they bring the food out at terrible times. If I order food, it should show up before the fucking movie starts. In what world did somebody think that was a good idea? [00:52:57] Speaker B: I mean, chicken fingers trying to watch Godzilla here. [00:53:01] Speaker A: I'm sitting there. I'm like, what happened? [00:53:05] Speaker B: It's terrible. [00:53:07] Speaker A: And this is another fat person problem. But. [00:53:15] Speaker B: Speaking of ships, let's sit up. [00:53:17] Speaker A: Yeah, let's sit up a little bit. I've been sucking in for, like, three months now. One of the biggest, I got Doritos. I got the cool ranch Doritos during the movie, and after the first bite I took, I was like, why'd they give these to me? Why are they even selling these here? [00:53:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:35] Speaker A: I was just like, what the fuck? What the fuck? There's no way that could be, like, nobody thought of this. Like, how was I able to buy this? [00:53:46] Speaker B: You shouldn't let me get this. [00:53:47] Speaker A: I was like, I can't eat this. [00:53:49] Speaker B: Oh, here's your glass of broken. Shards of. I was going to say a cup of glass, but I fucked up. [00:53:57] Speaker A: No, it's moving on. Okay. Summer break is coming up. It's made me. [00:54:01] Speaker B: Spring break. [00:54:02] Speaker A: Spring break. Sorry. Spring break is coming up. And it's made me think of summer break. And I've been looking for programs because I realize now that he's in school, there's going to be like this. First of all, I already had the winter break where he was off for three fucking weeks. What? Now I'm staring down. The spring break is a nine day break. Jeez. Yeah. So they're out of school on, like, I think they're, like, out of school. It's ridiculous. Like, they're out of school on a Wednesday and they come back that next Friday for, like, an intro. Then they, like, for one day, which he's not going to do because I'm not going to take him to school on a Friday. Just so he's like, I'm here for one day. [00:54:57] Speaker B: Yeah, welcome back. [00:54:58] Speaker A: I don't know. Some of this shit's really fucked up. I'm hoping I'm reading the calendar wrong, but it's made me think about, like, oh, what the fuck am I going to do with this kid for three months? [00:55:11] Speaker B: I know that in other states the kids are going back to the mines. Maybe there's a mine he can work at. [00:55:19] Speaker A: If they had some type of the led headlamps. [00:55:25] Speaker B: Well, they're good because they got nimble fingers. [00:55:28] Speaker A: I mean, the dexterity of this kid is not mind worthy. I've seen him build a magnetile tower. Black lung popped for sure. I wish there was some type of work program where I could be like, oh yeah, we want these kids to stack bricks. I'm like, cool. [00:55:47] Speaker B: He's great at stacking. [00:55:48] Speaker A: Yeah, take them. [00:55:51] Speaker B: I'll sign a waiver. [00:55:53] Speaker A: But yeah, I was looking at summer cup programs and they're fucking expensive as shit. Yeah, even like, the free ones aren't free. It's like $50 a week for enrolling and paying for coaches. And I'm like, it says free on the website. Yeah, it's $50 a week. Which is still, like, not bad. [00:56:17] Speaker B: That's not bad shit to do in LA. [00:56:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fine, but still, what, the three months? [00:56:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know because Miles has started like preschool, but they're pretty good about like they're keeping them in there as long as possible. The little dude still in daycare. But yeah, I don't know what we're going to do. [00:56:41] Speaker A: So that's the part I miss, man. Like TK and preschool, all that shit. It was great. They were closed two days of the year. That was Christmas day and New Year's Day. Those are the only days that closed. That's what I asked. [00:56:54] Speaker B: Is like a spring break coming? She's like, oh, no, we're open. [00:56:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I was like, oh, shit. [00:56:59] Speaker B: All the time. [00:56:59] Speaker A: And I never even thought about the women that worked there. They don't get a break from these kids. And I'm like, I get why they're so short tempered because he's mine and I love him, but I can't deal with this motherfucker every day for the rest of my fuck. [00:57:15] Speaker B: That is a little aside, but yeah. So Miles has been going to preschool and it's been great. It's been really cute to see know when he shows in the morning, they're all like, hey, Miles and the teachers and the kids, he has friends and stuff there. So the last couple of weeks he's been trying to sneak toys in to his cars and stuff in his backpack. And today I was like, you know what, let's see what happens whenever he gets a car in. So I let him sneak one in as soon as I picked him. It's like, Mrs. So and so took my car home. [00:57:49] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:57:50] Speaker B: I guess that's why we shouldn't take our cars to, huh? [00:57:54] Speaker A: That is fucking hilarious. [00:57:56] Speaker B: I doubt she took his car home, but she probably took it away and we'll give it know she could keep it, honestly. [00:58:03] Speaker A: Yeah, we got a lot of cars. [00:58:05] Speaker B: We could spare one, but, yeah, it's like one of those, it's. What do they call the natural consequences? Kind of. [00:58:10] Speaker A: Yeah, you got to learn. You got to learn. [00:58:12] Speaker B: Because he's fucking terrible at hiding stuff because it's like he always is, like, in his pocket or ever. It's like, dude, you're drawing attention to where you don't want to draw attention to. [00:58:22] Speaker A: I was done this thing with his bubbles, when he want to take his bubbles to school, and I was like, no, you can't take it. And he's like, oh. And so I remember, like three days before, I was just like, just put something in your pocket and I won't see it. Like, you won't see it. And so he stuck the bubble in his pocket, but it's like 2ft. It's those big long tubes that you get at target. So he sticks this thing in his pocket and he comes downstairs, and I was like, buddy. And I just kind of sat there. I'm like, oh, so I can see the bubbles in your pocket. And he's like, and I wanted to be mad at him. I understand what he's doing, but I nipped it right in the butt there. Because the first day they start trying to hide something, they start trying to be deceiving. I don't want to make them better at it. I kind of was just like, well, you did a good job. I was only looking that way. But if I say no, it's a no. I realized that my mom's approach made me like a fucking cat burglar, man. You won't hear me coming. You won't see me coming. Right now I have your apple watch. You didn't know I took it? [00:59:29] Speaker B: Sneaking a whole, like, a Lincoln continental into. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you, right? Like, I am not going to be that type of person. I want to make sure that my kid just feels comfortable talking. I can hear a bunch of adults like, idiot. But, oh, wait, I am an adult. What? There you go. Yeah, but, yeah. Just heard a heavy exhale come out of the producer box. But yeah, I want to make sure that he knows he can come to me. And you never want to hit your kids, but I think maybe just once to set a line, right? Is there once where you just clock the shit out of them once. So they're like, okay, this dude's bigger than me. And steal the fear. Don't make it a habit. But you want to define your kid's life the day they got hit. Like, before they got hit and after they got hit, like, what life was like after the smack. [01:00:37] Speaker B: Hey, we're just speaking hypotheticals. [01:00:39] Speaker A: Hypothetical. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Hypothetical here. Let's say one of the kids maybe pushed the younger kid, okay? And maybe you accidentally knock into the older kid and be like, oh, I'm sorry. Did you not like that? I bet so and so didn't like that either. Yes, that's a hypothetical situation. [01:01:00] Speaker A: Hypothetical? Yes. I've had situations where I've been told that my son was being unsafe, and I thought, like, man, how would I teach him how to keep his hands to himself? And so I would be like, maybe if there was a way for me to grab him by his shirt and lift him up like a 90s bully and be like, does this feel good? And see if he says no, I'd be like, maybe you don't want to touch anybody if you don't want to be touched. But I wouldn't do that. No, I don't think that would work. But if I did do that, you don't want to grab the shirt from the neck. You want to grab a big handful from the armpit and bring it in, because then you get good leverage to lift somebody up and it doesn't choke them like you see in the movies. But that's if you want to do that. I don't know. You could check. [01:01:58] Speaker B: It's all hypothetical. [01:01:59] Speaker A: All hypothetical. All hypothetical. [01:02:00] Speaker B: Hypothetically, if your younger kid is screaming his head off and you're on your last nerve, maybe you stick a finger in his mouth. This is hypothetical. [01:02:11] Speaker A: Hypothetically, it doesn't work. [01:02:14] Speaker B: But hypothetically, it doesn't work either. [01:02:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, hypothetically, if your kid is kind of throwing a tantrum, almost screaming downstairs that he wants to go outside, he wants to play in the park, and starts getting real sad, you could mighty duck him by pulling his shirt over his head, smacking him in the stomach. So he bends over and then pancing him and pushing him over and tying his legs together. Pant legs. So when he's trying to pull his pant leg up, first he can't, getting more and more frustrated, then trying to lift his shirt back down to see that his pants are tied in a knot. And then as he tries to shuffle and get that untied, is too embarrassed because he has no pants on downstairs to do anything, that he gets even more frustrated that he goes up to his room. That could work. If that plan would even work. And that's hypothetical. Hypothetical? [01:03:11] Speaker B: This is not a hypothetical. Miles pants mirror the other day. [01:03:15] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [01:03:16] Speaker B: Full on, like, dick out pants. Of course it was funny, but I had to tell him, you can't do that. You just can't do that. It's not a cool thing to do in public. [01:03:32] Speaker A: Where were you? [01:03:33] Speaker B: We were at a park. This is a different kind of the same day, but we're at a park. And it was like, I picked this park because they had a public bathroom. [01:03:43] Speaker A: And it was locked. [01:03:44] Speaker B: So that was the same day the boys learned about peeing in a Starbucks cup. [01:03:48] Speaker A: Oh, shit. It's like, look, dude, your kid's hilarious. [01:03:52] Speaker B: This is their last look. I'm sorry. I know it's usually I just told you not to pull your penis out in public, but this is option we get on yourself or in this Vente cup. [01:04:06] Speaker A: Well, shit. You got pants by a four year old, I believe, or is that a no? [01:04:11] Speaker B: He pants the younger guy. [01:04:12] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [01:04:13] Speaker B: No. [01:04:13] Speaker A: I thought he pants to you. [01:04:15] Speaker B: No, he pants the younger. [01:04:16] Speaker A: Okay, got it. For a second, I thought he pants to you. And I was like, I got way. [01:04:19] Speaker B: Too much pants for him to pants. [01:04:20] Speaker A: I was like, what were you wearing? Did he jump off a tree and pull him down? Okay, that makes more sense. But pancing the little guy? [01:04:31] Speaker B: Yeah, awesome. But I can't encourage that because then he'll be just doing it all the fucking time. [01:04:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I would say that. We've talked about it on this pod before. The hardest thing to do, especially when parenting boys, is not to laugh. Yeah, not to laugh. I remember Ozo walks up to me and slaps me in the face and goes, hey, I'm being serious. And I'm, like, looking at him, like, about to lose it. And Shannon is bright red. Like, bright red, about to know. He's. He's starting to hear things at school and starting to repeat them. And it just sounds funny coming out of a. He's. He still sounds like a baby. Sounds like a five year know. He's like, oh, man. How are we going to get out of this one, dad? We're playing ninja Turtles. He sees a boss. Oh, man. How are we going to get out of this one, dad? I don't know, bud. Let's buckle in. And I'll tell you right now, I've been a victim of this. My advice for all you guys, make sure you not don't play video games with your kids too early because I realize I take it too seriously. And we're playing ninja Turtles, and I'm like, yo, o's. Whoever has the lowest health should get the pizza. And I'm. [01:06:08] Speaker B: Cardinal rule of turtles. [01:06:09] Speaker A: It's the cardinal rule. And because I got, like, a 600 body count, this motherfucker is walking around with 30 body count, playing with the back. I'm basically playing by myself. There comes a pizza, and his shit is full because he grabbed the last pizza. So I'm walking over and he's like, oh, a pizza. I'm like, yeah, I need to get the pizza. And he's like, oh, I got it. And I'm like, cool, I'm not playing anymore. Fucking just threw to Ramon. I'm like, I'm not playing anymore. Done with his shit. [01:06:40] Speaker B: He used to drive me crazy. My younger brother would do that. I fucking hated him. He took the pizza and he didn't need it. [01:06:46] Speaker A: When my brother did it to me, I wanted to fucking murder him. And when my son did it to me, I saw this line in my family, like this line that came down that he fucking crossed. And I was like, if hypothetically you could grab him by his armpit shirt and lift him up, hypothetically, I would have done it there. But, yeah, that's our new tradition in the morning is I get up a half hour early so I can get him dressed. We should leave the house by seven. So if he's dressed and ready by 625, I told him he'll run over to the big clock in the hallway. He's like, dad, 621. I'm like, all right, ninja Turtle time. And then we'll play a couple of levels of ninja Turtles before school. [01:07:31] Speaker B: That's pretty great. [01:07:32] Speaker A: Yeah, so it's a nice way to. I was trying to figure out a way to get him amped in the morning because he just hates school. It wasn't working for him. Didn't like his teachers, didn't like his schoolmates, and he's not getting challenged enough, and he's getting punished for it, and he's getting labeled, and it's really rough for him. And I found a routine now that works, and it's turtles in the morning, kpop on the way to school, and he's pumped. He loves kpop. I don't know what the fuck it is. Hey, idea. Hey, my dear. But I'll tell you right now, there is a word that I have to figure out in Korean that sounds a lot like nigga, because they say it a lot. And I'm like. Because he'll be like, dancing with my girl, nigga boss. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, I know these motherfuckers aren't just throwing out the n word. I don't know what the fuck it is, but, yeah, I'll do some research. I'll come back to you. I haven't done, like, a deep dive, but since January, and we started this thing, so I'll look it up when it comes up again. [01:08:45] Speaker B: Well, it turns out they're racist. I did a deep dive. [01:08:50] Speaker A: Oh, what, you found it? What is it? It translates to I like, I like, I did. [01:08:59] Speaker B: So it's spelled. How do you spell it in English? [01:09:01] Speaker A: It's niga. It's n e e g a. No, the word n I g a, as well as n a e g a, which translates to I in Korean, were edited out of the song by the record label. Okay. [01:09:24] Speaker B: Wow. I'm not in the kitchen. [01:09:29] Speaker A: See what says what is on the bottom? The slang park, you click down on that. This one. Slang. Yeah, that one. [01:09:39] Speaker B: Pessimistic. [01:09:42] Speaker A: I just don't see every single song using the word pessimistic. No, it's I. Yeah, it's I. It's Russell Brand. No, no, the indian comedian. [01:09:54] Speaker B: Russell Peters. [01:09:55] Speaker A: Russell Simmons. [01:09:56] Speaker B: Russell Peters. [01:09:57] Speaker A: Russell Peters. Russell Simmons. He was like, yeah, it was in McDonald's, and there was this green dude, and he couldn't figure out. He was like, there's this black one behind me who was looking at me. Okay, all right. [01:10:19] Speaker B: Well, I guess I'll never learn Korean. [01:10:22] Speaker A: Well, yeah, I'll get you to say it. One of these days. You're going to slip up. One of these days, Bennett. [01:10:32] Speaker B: I was referring to myself in Korean. [01:10:39] Speaker A: Well, okay, look, I think that's a great place to just stop for a second. We'll be back. Ladies and gentlemen, for papa's pulpit, please stay tuned. Nico. And we're back. How's everybody doing? [01:11:27] Speaker B: I'm tired. [01:11:28] Speaker A: Okay. [01:11:30] Speaker B: Moving for the last week is catching up with. [01:11:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I could tell. I'm very tired as well, but not as tired as you. I think we were supposed to do Papa's pulpit, but our producer just let us know that it is actually women's appreciation month. [01:11:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:45] Speaker A: Like, we had black history month. That's over. So it's women's appreciation month. [01:11:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Last year we talked about some influential women. They've like stuff that influenced arts and stuff that we liked. That was a really great segment. [01:11:55] Speaker A: That was a great segment that we did. So I think we can do the worst women. [01:12:02] Speaker B: Let's talk about some awful women. [01:12:04] Speaker A: I want to highlight the less talked about awful women. [01:12:09] Speaker B: I just want to point out, I tried to propose the same idea last month, and you guys shot me down pretty quick. [01:12:15] Speaker A: Yes, that was very insensitive. And in the last 30 days, I realized there are some women that need this segment. So I want to talk about some of the worst women that I've heard of, that I know of, that I watch, or that I might believe are terrible. [01:12:38] Speaker B: Yeah. So I think I was thinking about, like, in history. So I went back and found, like. Because everyone. You got your black widow murderers. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Yes. [01:12:49] Speaker B: There's not much worse than murdering. Right? [01:12:51] Speaker A: That's true. There's not much worse than murdering. [01:12:52] Speaker B: Pretty much the top of the list. I mean, it's not the top commandment, but there's things that are worse. But, yeah, not going to church on Sunday is worse than thou shalt not kill. [01:13:03] Speaker A: Eating red meat on Friday. I get it. [01:13:08] Speaker B: But, yes, you've got, like, Eileen Warnos. [01:13:13] Speaker A: Eileen Warnos. [01:13:14] Speaker B: They've made the movie monster about her. [01:13:17] Speaker A: She is terrible. [01:13:19] Speaker B: Yeah, she was really bad. [01:13:20] Speaker A: She was really bad. I guess. Had a rudd life. Started hooking and then said, instead of putting out, I could kill these motherfuckers. [01:13:26] Speaker B: I could kill these motherfuckers. And she did. [01:13:29] Speaker A: You know what? I remember watching Charlize Theron portray her in the movie monster. And I was like, man, this woman had it rough. And then I watched the documentary, and I was like, this is a rough woman. They told two different know. [01:13:46] Speaker B: There's not so famous Belle Gunnis, who was an immigrant in the turn of the century, okay? She ran, like, a boarding house, and she would lure men into her house through, like, personal ads. Oh, she murdered about 40 people. Get the fuck out of here, dudes. [01:14:03] Speaker A: Yeah, she got a body count of 40. [01:14:05] Speaker B: And then what the fuck? She disappeared. Never got caught. [01:14:09] Speaker A: Get the fuck out of here. [01:14:10] Speaker B: Yeah, her house burnt down, and they found dentures that were supposedly hers, but they never found her body. [01:14:15] Speaker A: Oh, man, she outsmarted everybody. [01:14:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Just killed a bunch of people, stole their money. They found, like, a room full of backpacks. [01:14:23] Speaker A: It's like, get the fuck out of here. [01:14:24] Speaker B: All their sacks. That's. Hey, she's pretty bad. [01:14:29] Speaker A: It's funny. I'm glad you did some of this history, because I was just thinking about women that I think are terrible, that, I don't know, just like Amber heard. Yeah, I think she's awful. [01:14:41] Speaker B: She's real bad. [01:14:42] Speaker A: I just saw Aquaman three. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking watching that movie. [01:14:47] Speaker B: It's only two, right? They didn't make a third one? [01:14:49] Speaker A: No, this is Aquaman three. [01:14:52] Speaker B: You want to back us up? It's two or three. Okay. [01:14:54] Speaker A: Oh, that's Aquaman Two. I thought it was Aquaman. [01:14:56] Speaker B: No, that's how long it was. [01:14:58] Speaker A: It bled into Aquaman. So wait, which one? You know what I'm thinking? Justice League and then Aquaman. That's what's happening. [01:15:05] Speaker B: Aquaman's been in a couple, so Aquaman two. [01:15:08] Speaker A: This is the Aquaman two. Boy, was this movie bad. Yeah, like a new kind of bad. And Amber heard, woof, woof. [01:15:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, there's the countess bathery, who supposedly, historians differ, but she would kill her maids and bathe in their blood to maintain her youthful look. [01:15:35] Speaker A: Now, I really thought that was, like, a myth. [01:15:38] Speaker B: Well, I think it's as I was doing my little bit of research, did. [01:15:43] Speaker A: She take one maid that was young killer and bathe in her blood? [01:15:48] Speaker B: Some people say it's politically motivated slander. Other people said they're like, oh, yeah, she killed a bunch of fucking people and bathed in their blood. [01:15:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, a lot of these dudes back then had a lot of. Some high body counts. And, like, guys are going around. [01:16:02] Speaker B: Guys. Hey, one thing guys do. They kill. [01:16:05] Speaker A: Yeah, we kill. [01:16:06] Speaker B: That's why women. There's a rare breed. Yes, women who bathe in blood. And then looking into modern times, there's, like, Candace Owens. [01:16:16] Speaker A: Candace Owens is truly terrible. You know what was funny about Candace Owens? Because I didn't see her for a while, and then I saw her doing, like, this college tour, and I think it was a year ago. I was like, whatever. She was doing this tour, just kind of rolling her eyes on stage, and it kind of pans out and she's pregnant, talking shit to a bunch of Elsa's like, oh, wait, I forgot. I forgot all about this. She is married. [01:16:43] Speaker B: Oh, really? [01:16:44] Speaker A: She is married. Didn't her husband and Kanye try to do some fucking. [01:16:52] Speaker B: They try to launch something. Kanye was trying to buy one of those platforms. [01:16:57] Speaker A: Yeah, like George Farmer. Yuck. [01:17:02] Speaker B: Oh, he's like a UK guy. [01:17:04] Speaker A: That makes sense. That he would. That makes sense. That's a match. [01:17:08] Speaker B: It all fits. He's like, from the House of Lords or something. [01:17:11] Speaker A: Yeah, man, Candace has got a big ass forehead. Anyway, I got no room to talk about. Got you. I mean, it fits your face. At least. You got a big face. And it's like a good looking face. [01:17:26] Speaker B: I got a lot of face. [01:17:27] Speaker A: You got a lot of face. But, yeah, she's terrible. I forgot this. You know what? Do you have anybody in your personal life where you met? Like, you don't have to say their name, but there's like, someone in your personal life. Female, preferably. That was just awful that you're like, I hope I never see you again. [01:17:48] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I was going to toss mine in the list. [01:17:50] Speaker A: Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. [01:17:52] Speaker B: Well, first off, she's dead. [01:17:54] Speaker A: Oh, shit. [01:17:55] Speaker B: Which is. Hey, people die. [01:17:58] Speaker A: Yes. [01:17:59] Speaker B: Okay. This person in between the break we were talking know teachers and how shitty they could be. Rita McGrath was my senior year. World history. Know, she's on the list with Countess Bathury. [01:18:17] Speaker A: She fucking sucked. [01:18:19] Speaker B: She was so mean. And personally, I almost lost my state funded scholarship because of one test. It was like one of those things. Like, it was like a homework assignment and I didn't do it that day. She made it out of 100 points. It was like. It ended up being like, a chunk of my grade and I got a zero on it. And it was just like, oh. So she barely squeaked me out of that grade. But one day, this one kid, Mark, he was handing back assignments or something, handed back tests one by one and saying shitty things about each one. So he went up and grabbed his test, and he was like, I don't know if he said something or. His body posture was weird. She's like, oh, that's how it's going to be. And she threw up all the tests in the air. And she's like, now pick them up. And she made this dude pick up all the tests she threw in the air while she sat in her desk. Also the same teacher on 911. This is my second period class. So in the hallways, everyone's like, we heard stuff about maybe a tower hit the plane hit one of the twin towers, whatever. And she starts out class, she's like, all right, so a plane hit one of the world trade sitters. Open your page. Say page 83. It was like, literally like world history was happening in front of her. And she just fucking glossed right over it. Like every other class. The little TVs were on the news all day long. Not in fucking Miss McGrath class. [01:19:52] Speaker A: Not in Miss McGrath's class. [01:19:54] Speaker B: She's like, anyway, your life, you know, it is over anyway. [01:20:01] Speaker A: Oh, man, she sounds terrible. She was awful. [01:20:04] Speaker B: But she's dead now, so she can't inflict her pain on any other students. [01:20:07] Speaker A: Oh, that's unfortunate, but I guess not really. Hey, good riddance, good riddance. Good riddance. [01:20:14] Speaker B: I mean, maybe she make. Maybe the teachers liked her. Maybe they saw another side of her that the students didn't see. But her nickname before even had her was the McGrath. [01:20:24] Speaker A: Oh, shit. Her name, the wrath McGrath. [01:20:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Her name held weight in the school, got in her class. She's someone who, I think she hated life and she hated herself, and she put it out in all the students. [01:20:40] Speaker A: God damn. [01:20:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:41] Speaker A: Oh, man. I don't think I've ever had a teacher that I've. That, like, I actually. Never mind. I just thought of one. I just thought of one, but it's a guy. Not this month. [01:20:59] Speaker B: We don't have to name names. What about any celebrity women you've worked with that are the worst? [01:21:02] Speaker A: Ellen DeGeneres is a fucking cunt. [01:21:05] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [01:21:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't like her, but moving on. No, I've worked with a couple people that were just awful for no reason. Awful for no reason. I'm like, oh, why are you so mean? I've seen some people from a hit docu series family show that was very mean to a lot of people that worked with me for no reason, and they are just doing their jobs. You always want to believe women. [01:21:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:21:40] Speaker A: You always want to believe women. Women. And so the first time when there was a complaint about one of my subordinates, I figured this guy fucked up. And then I got another complaint from somebody. I'm like, okay, I can't have two bad apples in my group, my crew. And then a third one was this third person came to me and was like, I don't know what I did, but this woman was, like, yelling at me. And I'm like, she doesn't yell. That's not true. [01:22:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:22:13] Speaker A: And then I did some digging, and I'm like, oh, she sucks. She just sucks. She's on the worst. But I'm not going to name names right now. [01:22:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Another name I'm not going to name is I was working on another show, and this very famous singer who was at the time married to the host of the show I was on, just performing. She was stated to perform at, like, let's say, 07:00 at night. [01:22:37] Speaker A: Yes. [01:22:37] Speaker B: She didn't take the stage until 01:00 in the morning. [01:22:40] Speaker A: Goddamn. [01:22:41] Speaker B: She did, however, drink two bottles of champagne in her dressing room. We had the whole audience loaded in. She made them all go away so she could have a private rehearsal. And then by the time she actually did get on stage perform, most of the audience had left. So we literally had to get all the crew that were still there, that not, weren't behind cameras. We had to go in, take off her credentials, take off her walkies, and sit in the audience and watch this lady perform twice, because that's all she had in her. Literally, the audience was 50%. People that were getting were, like, staff of the show. [01:23:14] Speaker A: That's unfortunate. That really sucks. [01:23:20] Speaker B: Was it just like, we're still here, we're still waiting for this person that sucks? The same person who on her writer. I had my gig on that show is a long time ago. I worked with the celebrity department, so whatever celebrities would come on this show, I'd go fill out the writers. I'd buy whatever weird. I bought, like, a mango for Shakira. It wasn't Shakira by the. No, no, she was lovely. But literally, this person's about to show up on stage, and I'm in her dressing room with the other talent people, and each of us are in a corner of the room filling up her humidifiers with Fiji water, because that was part of her request. I was like, what am I doing? What are we doing here, people? Four humidifiers reach corner to the room, all filled with Fiji water. [01:24:15] Speaker A: Do not say, don't listen to our producer behind the camera. You're not going to sing any songs. You don't get the rights to that shit. No. [01:24:21] Speaker B: Let's just say Christmas wouldn't be the same without this. [01:24:25] Speaker A: It. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. All right. [01:24:30] Speaker B: She didn't bathe in people's blood. [01:24:32] Speaker A: That I know of, no, but sometimes you might get the best of me. But I just. [01:24:41] Speaker B: I mean, you know, I felt like I was living in a sweet fantasy that day. It was definitely a bizarre experience. [01:24:49] Speaker A: Fuck, that's a heartbreaker. You hate to hear it. You hate to see it. [01:24:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:56] Speaker A: That's unfortunate. Moving on. Yes, I do remember a teacher that I did not like actually now. And I'm not even sure if she's still alive, because something happened. She went from being a very mean spirited, evil, almost witch like teacher to having surgery and walking on a cane and not seeing out of one eye and actually turning into a witch. But I'm not sure. [01:25:28] Speaker B: Her devil's bargain ran up. [01:25:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I think she wasn't getting enough souls. Yeah, she was an english teacher, Ms. Krychek. I remember her from high school, and it was weird. Like, I spent a couple of years hating her. And it wasn't until I graduated that I actually had a conversation with her. [01:25:50] Speaker B: And. [01:25:52] Speaker A: She kind of laid out how she had a passion for teaching, and she just did not have patience for people who didn't want to be there. And like I said, my job is not to cater to you. My job is to take care of the people who want to be here. And I was. Huh. It looks like I am the cunt. [01:26:11] Speaker B: Looks like I'm one of the worst women. [01:26:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Now, here's my question. Before we get too political, before we get too political, I'd like to nominate a finalist for worst woman, Caitlyn Jenner. And anyway, guys, this has been Papa don't preach. Thank you guys so much. [01:26:33] Speaker B: She did kill somebody. [01:26:35] Speaker A: She did kill somebody. [01:26:36] Speaker B: Vehicularly. [01:26:37] Speaker A: All right, so, yeah, as I was saying, guys, thank you so much for tuning into our first episode of season five. We're back. We are back. Bennett is here. Thank you so much for coming. Big shout out to Blaine Pierre. Our producer, Aaron Mosdow, does our music and so does DNA. So, ladies and gentlemen, this is Papa don't preach, and we'll see you next week. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you don't get canceled. I'm just saying, Caitlin Jenner could be a real dick.